UseYourAppetite Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Imagine my horror when I stumbled upon this list. Sure they've got some things right, like Limp Bizkit, but just look at it man...#10 - Pink FloydPink Floyd has been around for something like twenty years, though I doubt they'd remember twenty seconds of it, since they spent the majority of the time whacked out of their skulls on drugs. Unfortunately, it showed big time in the "music" they released, mostly involving painfully long instrumentals that have the sucktacular power to even make Katie Couric stop smiling and say "this is fucking shit." The only thing worse than their music is their personal hygiene and their album artwork...oh yeah, and their half-baked fans. #9 - Guns N' RosesHey, did you know this is the year that they're getting back together and releasing a new album? Or was that last year? Or was that the year before? Oh, that's right, it's been every year since they released their last album, which was called We Suck Ass or something like that. They're not really that bad a band so much as the fact that they just have the dumbest fans anywhere in the world. They had one good album, yet their fans treat them like legends of rock. Sorry guys, they aren't. Not even close. I almost feel bad putting them here because it gives them some recognition. #8 - Limp BizkitThough you could conceivably put any of these new rap/rock losers here, Limp Bizkit deserves special attention because they're not only extraordinarily horrendous, but at the same time, completely and thoroughly retched. They've succumbed to the "let's wear make up since our talent cant get us noticed" phase, and of course, they kiss up to MTV night and day, appearing on Total Request Live alongside the Backstreet Boys but pretend to be tough. Yeah, I'm buying that. Keep praying there, Durst, maybe you'll get some talent. #7 - John CougarYeah, that's right, it says "Cougar." I don't give a fucking rat's ass what that pinhead is calling himself these days, his name is "Cougar" and always will be. Aside from being the ugliest human being alive (except of course for his fans), Cougar is the biggest rip-off artist in the music industry since Sean "Thiefy" Combs! "Hurts So Good?" No, it's called "Escape" by Journey. "Small Town?" I liked it better when it was "Do Ya" by E.L.O. "R-O-C-K in the USA?" I thought the Romantics called it "What I Like About You!" "I Need a Lover?" Meat Loaf's version, "Bat Out of Hell," was better! And the list goes on and on and on... #6 - Led ZeppelinYou'd be hard pressed to find a band worse than Led Zeppelin (though we somehow found five). It never ceases to amaze me how a band could be around for so long, release so many albums (98% of which are boxed sets), and have so many fans without ever once releasing anything even remotely listenable. I do believe we'll find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop before we can solve that riddle. #5 - KissPay attention: Kiss was never cool. They'll never be cool. You know what else they'll never be? Talented. Kiss was the first band to put together the puzzle and say "Hey, we can cover up the fact that we are as talented musically as your average drove of mongooses by dressing up and wearing make-up!" Wait a second now, I think I'm on to something here: they wore make-up, had silly nicknames, put more emphasis on fashion and big boots than music...they were the original Spice Girls! #4 - Jimi HendrixHere's a tough debate: which was worse, Hendrix's playing or his singing? I mean, on one hand, his singing sounded like a water buffalo giving off it's mating call while simultaneously yelping in pain from being lit on fire, while his playing sounds similar to a dull chainsaw going through an anvil, only less musical. I guess we have to file this mystery under "Unsolved" and call Robert Stack, because there's no way to ever measure which is worse, they're both that shitty. Anyway, the only good thing this loser did was die. It's truly a pity he couldn't have done that before entering the music field, thus saving everyone's ears from the torturous sound he produced. #3 - Bob DylanOh yes, Bob Dylan, the all-time worst singer, musician, and songwriter to ever desecrate the music industry. Quite honestly, I think a long turn on the rack would be better than ever listening to "Like a Rolling Stone" or "Blowin' in the Wind." And you know you are the worst performer in history when William Shatner does a better version of "Mr. Tambourine Man" than you. And this goes double for his wannabe clone, Tom Petty, who's twice as bad because he's trying to be like this blood-curdling hack. #2 - The BeatlesThe Beatles are horrible on many different levels. First of all, they are way overrated. Geniuses? Oh, I don't think so. Second, they paved the way for the marriage between music and drugs which to this day has ruined rock 'n' roll. And of course, there's the music. What the hell is going on there? I'll give them "Let it Be" and "Penny Lane," but what else is any good? Of course, everyone knows the answer is absolutely nothing. The best thing they ever did as a band was break up. The best thing any member did on his own was get killed. #1 - The DoorsThe Doors are so awful and pathetic that they are easily the worst band ever in the history of anything, hands down, no contest. Someone gutting a squirrel would be more pleasurable to listen to and easier on the ears than this group of no-talent, drunken losers. Jim Morrison a lyrical poet? Hardly. I know an inebriated bum who spouts off meaningless drivel on the corner, does that make him a genius too? Not even close. The best, and only good thing that douchebag Jim Morrison did was drop dead. Honourable Mention - NirvanaYeah, there's some really respectable looking guys there, huh? Pardon me while I go lock my doors. Nirvana wasn't even around long enough to qualify as one of the worst bands in history. They were a flash-in-the-pan, one-hit wonder band that got glorified by the masses who are too stupid to understand what talent is. Kurt Cobain wrote one hit and then faded into a haze of obscurity and heroin. Somehow I guess that makes him a genius. The band became so unknown that the only way to get attention was for Cobain to bless the world and kill himself. Too bad he couldn't take that skank Courtney Love with him. The only--and I mean ONLY good thing to come from this band was Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters. Other than that, I can think of nothing. http://www.nothing-sacred.net/articles/033/Having so many amazing bands on your list is one thing, saying your glad Hendrix, Lennon, Morrison and Cobain is just awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Satanisk_Slakt Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 What the fuck?! This is the worst list ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuffy78 Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 It's a really old list and the maker was clearly looking for attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelica Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 I appreciate the basic sacred cow slaughtering concept, but if you're going to do it in that manner you have to be genuinely witty. Also, don't confuse the issue by lumping in truly horrible non-sacred cows like Limp Bizkit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADPT Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 The writer is what we'd call in the UK a 'wind-up merchant.'I wouldn't take it very seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elnombre Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Desperate attempt to get some publicity.Someone should give him the attention he so desperately craves in the form of a cock-punching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_person Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Was this list supposed to be a joke or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streetchild Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Well, at least they thought GNR is better than Limp Bizkit .But that's definately one of the worst lists ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissirge Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 bwahahahahahahahaha the name of web page is a dead giveaway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swlabr Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 This list isn't real. If it was, Limp Bizkit would be number one, duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Substance Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 This list isn't real. If it was, Limp Bizkit would be number one, duh.No. GN'R is way too low on the list for this to be real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junglebaby Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 pathetica bitter dude seeking some atentionmeh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
december pain Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Haha I love this!Angry Eagle of Death Metal fans, anyone? Or maybe he's a twisted sister fan? Or worse yet, what if he's a Fall Out Boy fan!This is probably the greatest list I have ever seen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.A. Guns Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Either a joke or someone who seriously hates rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moop Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Obviously looking for attention. Even people that don't like most of the bands can at least appreciate the talent they have and goals they've accomplished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve-o Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 this article is supposed to be "tongue in cheek" and look at how some of you are reacting to it! just the reaction he was hoping for from people who aren't familer wit him. on a separate note, Led, Beatles and PF are 3 of my least favorite bands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallic ko Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Very accurate list. Except for Jimi Hendrix & the Doors of couse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pain cake Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 I appreciate the basic sacred cow slaughtering concept, but if you're going to do it in that manner you have to be genuinely witty. Also, don't confuse the issue by lumping in truly horrible non-sacred cows like Limp Bizkit.Eloquently put Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GivenToFly Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 He does have a point about the Pink Floyd album covers though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Raptured Light Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 bwahahahahahahahaha the name of web page is a dead giveawayYeah that's what I thoght when I saw the link. Now only if they alo had a top ten list of best bands as well. I even bet Milli Vanilli would be at the top of the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissirge Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 (edited) the title should be changed from "could this be the most retarded list ever seen?" to "could this be the greatest list ever seen?" because some people actually got pissed over it here Edited January 20, 2008 by krissirge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Raptured Light Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 the title should be changed from "could this be the most retarded list ever seen?" to "could this be the greatest list ever seen?" because some people actually got pissed over it here Yeah people would start getting pissed, over nothing really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKKDARK Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Remove Limp Bizkit and Nirvana, and it would be a top ten best bands for someone.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Axl Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 That was the lamest thing ever written...Jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.A. Guns Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 http://www.nothing-sacred.net/articles/096/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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