Black Sabbath Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Looks like I'll see Till Lindegodd live before you, DF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Flower Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I will be very jealous but also very delighted for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 If they do come around, I plan on going to as many as I can that are near me, which will hopefully be at least two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tater Totts Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 They are an amazing live band. I remember seeing the video for Feuer frei! As it was in the film xXx and it was so amazingly over the top.Their videos are all class! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheapJon Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 seeing them in June for the first time, it'll be huge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 me likey rammstein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 (edited) Richard Kruspe Caught Urinating In Public5 months in prison though EDIT: April Fools joke... I just got to it late Edited April 4, 2010 by Black Sabbath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Flower Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 (edited) me likey rammstein.You can't just join the Goddstein army.You must first pass a series of tests to prove that you are man enough to listen to Mannstein and awesome enough to appreciate their awesomeness.I haven't decided what these tests are, but I'm not gonna lie to ya, I don't like your chances. Edited April 5, 2010 by Dead Flower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 (edited) me likey rammstein.You can't just join the Goddstein army.You must first pass a series of tests to prove that you are man enough to listen to Mannstein and awesome enough to appreciate their awesomeness.I haven't decided what these tests are, but I'm not gonna lie to ya, I don't like your chances.haha, even if i didnt like rammstein i was going to say i did just to ruin it for you. but i do, deal with it. Edited April 5, 2010 by Jackie Moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 One cannot simply wear the Mannstein Colors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdHeartBreaker Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Do you want to see the bed in flames, Jackie? You know what b[R]others? I'm hungry for a new Rammstein album already, damn. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 So am I, but I think whenever we hopefully get the Pro-Shot concert of Mannstein at the Rock Am Ring, I should be held over for a good bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbominableHoman Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Till Lindemann is attractively huge.Is that just some natural aryan shit going on there, or does he spend a lot of time getting his pump on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbominableHoman Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 He swam for East Germany in the Olympics. Dude was probably all hopped up on a concoction that would have shrank Stallone's balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Till lifts large mountains to keep his arms tone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Flower Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 He swam for East Germany in the Olympics. Dude was probably all hopped up on a concoction that would have shrank Stallone's balls.That is a disgraceful slur on Till's character and I hope he rapes your face with his meaty fists to teach you some respect. Till would have commanded an army of awesome vikings and wielded a mighty axe if he had been born in another century. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 tonight i rode my bike for an hour mit rammstein, till hammering the entire time.i took a year of german in university. does that make me your leader? i also read the entire rammstein wikipedia page so i think im pretty knowledgeable. did you know till used to weave baskets? now you do. its a pretty pansy profession but i bet he made it tough as fuck. auf widershen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Flower Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 (edited) You do not understand the mighty Till Lindemann if you think basket weaving makes him a pansy. Yes, he is a seven foot tall muscle bound warrior with shoulders like concrete, but he is also a poet and a philosopher. Basket weaving was a quiet and dignified task that allowed him time to ponder and write wonderful lyrics about the dark side of love, sex and life.Dear me, your ignorance is startling and I hope Till rapes you in the asshole with his size 30 steel cap leather boots. Edited April 5, 2010 by Dead Flower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 (edited) You do not understand the mighty Till Lindemann if you think basket weaving makes him a pansy. with all due respect i didnt say basket weaving made him a pansy, i said he made basket weaving tough as fuck, which is a credit to his manliness. Edited April 5, 2010 by Jackie Moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Flower Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Look at these videos. Study them. Learn from them.This is not a rock n’ roll frontman you are watching. This a mighty warrior god commanding an audience of worshippers.One day Till will give us our orders and we will 'Reise Reise' to take control of the world. We will enslave lesser mortals who called Rammstein stupid and force them to build mighty monuments to dance-metal God Till Lindemann. We will sacrifice virgins (possibly Jackie Moon) as offerings to God Till.I eagerly await this new world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 This is not a rock n’ roll frontman you are watching. This a mighty warrior god commanding an audience of worshippers.axl rose is a rock n roll frontman, till is....something different. what you said is more or less accurate.btw i wish i was a virgin, for flower gegen moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Flower Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 It was a cheap shot, but I had to take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Till Lindemann is attractively huge.Is that just some natural aryan shit going on there, or does he spend a lot of time getting his pump on?Pete Steele would snap Till like a tootsie roll.I still love Till though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 (edited) It was a cheap shot, but I had to take it.it was fair game. this is so cute, its like we have our own little club. we should get matching bracelets. come on guys, dont be fags. Edited April 5, 2010 by Jackie Moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tater Totts Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Fuck that we should all get matching tattoos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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