Lethal Weapon Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 By now, you’ve undoubtedly heard the news that Simon Cowell, official Crass British Judge of FOX’s ratings behemoth “American Idol,” and perhaps the richest man on Earth to rock a $3 haircut, will be leaving the show at the end of this year, and moving over to become executive producer and judge for “The X-Factor,” a singing competition FOX will air next year.Perhaps they could even improve upon Cowell, and find a judge who offers a similar attitude, but doesn’t hit on the other judges and sport v-neck shirts 24 hours a day. Here are a few ideas, offered with little or no concern for practicality.W. Axl Rose: With “Chinese Democracy” finally released to the world, the Guns N’ Roses frontman has little to do all day except indulge his own paranoid fantasies. Rose is completely and utterly INSANE, even more so than Paula Abdul. So imagine the joys of seeing him lord over a live telecast. Would he show up? Would he throw things? Would he jump into the crowd and hit someone with a glass bottle? Not only would I watch “American Idol” if Axl Rose was a judge, I’d go back to school and write term papers about it.http://www.nbcdfw.com/entertainment/celebrity/Your-Left-Field-Choices-For-Possible-Simon-Cowell-Replacements-81231767.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTZ Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 He would probably be a good judge of who has talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budweiser Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I think he would have fit in more with the braids.Now with the handle-bar mustache? Too Nascar for American Idol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bonham Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Not only would I watch “American Idol” if Axl Rose was a judge, I’d go back to school and write term papers about it.Drew Magary, I'd like to buy you a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoBrA2168 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 He wouldn't even think about it considering what they just said about him in that article...calling him insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetness Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 (edited) I think he would have fit in more with the braids.Now with the handle-bar mustache? Too Nascar for American IdolI dunno, its much more fitting for American Idol than a smarmy british guy who wheres skin tight shirtsI hate American Idol, but I'm sure Axl can think of more hilarious ways to crush peoples dreams than simon Edited January 13, 2010 by sweetness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lose Your Illusions Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 "if i'd thought that i was crazy well i guess i'd have more fun." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuddMckagan Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I would actually bother to watch AI if he was a judge. Shit would be classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealProudHumanBeing Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 (edited) No, I can't imagine Axl in AI, but it would be hilarious I wanna see him taking the shit out of someone who deserves it .. or someone who doesn't, IDK, funny either way Edited January 13, 2010 by RealProudHumanBeing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 He would suit the job perfectly but I'd rather see him touring and recording new music than being a judge on a shitty pop show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90's Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I dont think Axl would be in the would for all the bullshit that Retarded Idol is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madison Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I think Axl would make a great judge. He's knowledgeable about music, can spot talent, and can bring out the best in musicians. I think he'd be perfect.If Axl was a judge, I'd actually watch the show - which is something I don't do now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITW 2012 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 (edited) I'd watch it if Noel Gallagher and Russell Brand were the other judges. Edited January 13, 2010 by ITW 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris 55 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I dunno, its much more fitting for American Idol than a smarmy british guy who wheres skin tight shirtsI prefer that to Axl in his skin tight shorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlslash Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 He'd be great, but I hear Ax's already in talks to host The Tonight Show... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JungleCat Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I dunno, its much more fitting for American Idol than a smarmy british guy who wheres skin tight shirtsI prefer that to Axl in his skin tight shortsHaha. Can't say I agree with ya. There's not much I prefer over Axl in skin tight shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anahzul Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 By now, you’ve undoubtedly heard the news that Simon Cowell, official Crass British Judge of FOX’s ratings behemoth “American Idol,” and perhaps the richest man on Earth to rock a $3 haircut, will be leaving the show at the end of this year, and moving over to become executive producer and judge for “The X-Factor,” a singing competition FOX will air next year.Perhaps they could even improve upon Cowell, and find a judge who offers a similar attitude, but doesn’t hit on the other judges and sport v-neck shirts 24 hours a day. Here are a few ideas, offered with little or no concern for practicality.W. Axl Rose: With “Chinese Democracy” finally released to the world, the Guns N’ Roses frontman has little to do all day except indulge his own paranoid fantasies. Rose is completely and utterly INSANE, even more so than Paula Abdul. So imagine the joys of seeing him lord over a live telecast. Would he show up? Would he throw things? Would he jump into the crowd and hit someone with a glass bottle? Not only would I watch “American Idol” if Axl Rose was a judge, I’d go back to school and write term papers about it.http://www.nbcdfw.com/entertainment/celebrity/Your-Left-Field-Choices-For-Possible-Simon-Cowell-Replacements-81231767.htmlAxl as a judge? Haha. It'd be very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deb Rose Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Hahahaha. That would be hilarious. I'd watch it. It would become my favorite show. Better than Dexter and Lost. Hahaha.I hate American Idol, but I'm sure Axl can think of more hilarious ways to crush peoples dreams than simonOh, definitely.I'd love to see what he'd do if someone that cannot sing decided to sing SCOM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnrziggy Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Would be good entertainment but will never happen not Axl style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial_ninjA Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I'd love to see what he'd do if someone that cannot sing decided to sing SCOM. GET THAT GUY OUT OF HERE, THAT GUY RIGHT THERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealProudHumanBeing Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Hahahaha. That would be hilarious. I'd watch it. It would become my favorite show. Better than Dexter and Lost. Hahaha.I hate American Idol, but I'm sure Axl can think of more hilarious ways to crush peoples dreams than simonOh, definitely.I'd love to see what he'd do if someone that cannot sing decided to sing SCOM. I can imagine Axl's face but not reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 yeah good luck with that one. axl has just been waiting for the opportunity to get into reality tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djtripp20 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Now with the handle-bar mustache? Too Nascar for American IdolHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
di_rose_portugal Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I'd love to see what he'd do if someone that cannot sing decided to sing SCOM. GET THAT GUY OUT OF HERE, THAT GUY RIGHT THEREhehehe... That would be hilarious to see. Axl is the perfect judge. It would be 1 of the most watched and talked shows ever, but I think Axl would never do that, I prefer him touring and making music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niko Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 it would be hilarious! seriously, i think he would make a great judge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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