Mysteron Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 (edited) The irony is, the OP is probably giving this advice to themselfI doubt Arnold needs any real life advice here. 90% of people of the internet play out fantasy roles on forums, so the person Arnold that posts here, is not Arnold in rl. I would imagine in rl he is probably one of the saner ones here, despite some of his posts. Edited July 14, 2012 by Mysteron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Projected Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Why the fuck did you have to quote this colossal wall of text, you ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sleeping Like An Angel Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 This is a terrible thing to say and I'm pretty clueless so my opinion shouldn't count but if 'getting laid' is so important to people (in general I don't just mean you Arnold) why don't you just pay someone like someone else suggested? I know they were probably joking but I'm not. Unless you're looking for a meaningful night why not?**I don't support prostitution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 I don't see the problem with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sleeping Like An Angel Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 I don't see the problem with it.I don't know how much it bothers you or what exactly you're looking for (a girlfriend or just to lose your virginity) but if you don't give a damn about circumstances why don't you just get drunk and hire one? I can't believe I'm seriously suggesting someone hire a hooker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 My only concerns are how nasty are these women since prostitution illegal and how can I bang them and not have my family find out. I don't want to put up with formality bullshit because talking to girls can only hurt your chances, not help them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 (edited) My only concerns are how nasty are these women since prostitution illegal and how can I bang them and not have my family find out.I don't want to put up with formality bullshit because talking to girls can only hurt your chances, not help them.Fuck it man, just stick to wanting, everythings fuckin' missions with you innit? How many prostitutes do your parents hang around with that news'll get to em? And as far as the birds being nasty, well you clearly ain't no prize either you desperate cunt, beggars can't be choosers Edited July 14, 2012 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 I live at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sleeping Like An Angel Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Just go out for the night and say you are staying with friends. I don't know how hookers work. Do you have to talk to their pimp? Can you see them before you commit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Usually you request their services over the Internet and then they come to your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sleeping Like An Angel Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Do you want to work up to this?How about we order a stripper to come to your house when your family are out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK SUBS Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Just go out for the night and say you are staying with friends. I don't know how hookers work. Do you have to talk to their pimp? Can you see them before you commit? !! oh god i put an Irish accent to that post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Just go out for the night and say you are staying with friends. I don't know how hookers work. Do you have to talk to their pimp? Can you see them before you commit? !! oh god i put an Irish accent to that post...She knows... she knows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sleeping Like An Angel Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Yeah I work alongside hookers everyday Seriously don't you have to run it by their pimp (boss). Does he assign one to you?When I used to watch Eastenders the pimp would pick the girl and bring her in. The guy wouldn't know until right before the 'deal'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdHeartBreaker Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 As for a prostitute? I think it's more of an ego thing, getting laid is the problem, not the actual act. The mid-way point, the chase..If he one day succeeds that's what'll probably do his confidence wonders too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sleeping Like An Angel Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 (edited) As for a prostitute? I think it's more of an ego thing, getting laid is the problem, not the actual act. The mid-way point, the chase..If he one day succeeds that's what'll probably do his confidence wonders too.Yeah obviously there is an ego thing there but if losing your virginity is such a big deal why not just get it over with? If you don't care about the emotional side of it why not just do it that way? After sleeping with a hooker it might boost his confidence and next time he wouldn't have to worry about feeling nervous when he meets a girl in a normal situation. Obviously I wouldn't do it personally, I'm just saying. Edited July 14, 2012 by Sleeping Like An Angel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdHeartBreaker Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 As for a prostitute? I think it's more of an ego thing, getting laid is the problem, not the actual act. The mid-way point, the chase..If he one day succeeds that's what'll probably do his confidence wonders too.Yeah obviously there is an ego thing there but if losing your virginity is such a big deal why not just get it over with? If you don't care about the emotional side of it why not just do it that way? After sleeping with a hooker it might boost his confidence and next time he wouldn't have to worry about feeling nervous when he meets a girl in a normal situation. Obviously I wouldn't do it personally, I'm just saying.I haven't really read the thread, it's the same amongst millions've Arnold should get laid threads. Losing his big v is a minimal issue at best, he has a much deeper angst. That much is clear. I can't see much confidence emerging knowing the hooker will do the same to just about anyone with the right amount of cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sleeping Like An Angel Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 I can't see much confidence emerging knowing the hooker will do the same to just about anyone with the right amount of cash.Well think about it. If you don't have to worry about the whole 'this is my first time - how do i do this?' it will settle your nerves I imagine. I'm just trying to get inside the minds of dirty men. It ain't easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tater Totts Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 I can't see much confidence emerging knowing the hooker will do the same to just about anyone with the right amount of cash.Well think about it. If you don't have to worry about the whole 'this is my first time - how do i do this?' it will settle your nerves I imagine. I'm just trying to get inside the minds of dirty men. It ain't easy.But think about it, you're paying the hooker, the chances are that no matter what happens she will say you were good and she had a good time because she wants a repeat customers. When it comes to doing the deed with anyone else aside from her the pressure will still be just as great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Don't tell him that Totts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sleeping Like An Angel Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 I can't see much confidence emerging knowing the hooker will do the same to just about anyone with the right amount of cash.Well think about it. If you don't have to worry about the whole 'this is my first time - how do i do this?' it will settle your nerves I imagine. I'm just trying to get inside the minds of dirty men. It ain't easy.But think about it, you're paying the hooker, the chances are that no matter what happens she will say you were good and she had a good time because she wants a repeat customers. When it comes to doing the deed with anyone else aside from her the pressure will still be just as great.Yeah that's the ideal scenerio but if you're having a rough time why not just get one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 I can't see much confidence emerging knowing the hooker will do the same to just about anyone with the right amount of cash.Well think about it. If you don't have to worry about the whole 'this is my first time - how do i do this?' it will settle your nerves I imagine. I'm just trying to get inside the minds of dirty men. It ain't easy.But think about it, you're paying the hooker, the chances are that no matter what happens she will say you were good and she had a good time because she wants a repeat customers. When it comes to doing the deed with anyone else aside from her the pressure will still be just as great.Yeah that's the ideal scenerio but if you're having a rough time why not just get one?Gor, why don't we just send you over and get the job done?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sleeping Like An Angel Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 That is the second reference you've made to me about being a hooker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tater Totts Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Not really, think Sandy was trying to say that if you think its such a good idea you should go over and do the job yourself for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Bingo!And the first just suggested you had prior knowledge you were trying to cover up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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