Dazey Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 (edited) Fuck me I just found this earlier while looking for pictures of people with rosy cheeks and big red noses to compare to Axl. I mean look at the fucking conk on this Chinese fella! From drinking up to two litres, yes TWO fucking litres of Brandy every day for 52 years! I mean that puts Olly Reed, Duff and all that lot to shame doesn't it? I mean his nose is now two inches wide and four inches long! Maybe it's like Pinocchio and every time he lies about where he's hidden the sauce it grows a bit? Brandy Taster Has Nose for the Job Official brandy taster Liu Ge nose he's got to do something about one of the unwelcome side effects of his job.So after 52 years of drinking up to two litres of brandy a day, he's turned to medics in the Chinese capital Beijing to reduce his massively swollen nose."Drinking alcohol has been just like drinking water to me. I had to drink sometimes two litres a day just to test the quality," explained Liu, now 68.Doctors say he has been left with a condition called rhinophyma, caused by the constant expansion of blood vessels in his nose - now nearly four inches long and two inches wide. Edited July 18, 2012 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 (edited) Admirable yes but i think part of the package of being a hellraiser in the Ollie Reed vein of things is the ability to leave the house without looking like you've got some blokes cobblers stickin' out of your nose I feel it'd sour the overall cool of being a hard drinking hellraiser somewhat. Edited July 18, 2012 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted July 18, 2012 Author Share Posted July 18, 2012 Hahaha! I didn't even think of that one! Fuckin' hell, you reckon he gets called bollock face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 (edited) The Beijing Bollock Man I bet he's like, a bogie man for Chinese kids, y'know like, eat your greens or the bollock man'll get ya! See those two balls hanging off his face? He took them off a little boy like you who wouldn't eat his Brocolli! Edited July 18, 2012 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Bollock face hahaha. Bloke's cobblers? Hes look like he got the actual dogs bollocks on his face Couldnt he just get them cut off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted July 18, 2012 Author Share Posted July 18, 2012 Couldnt he just get them cut off?Who nose? *gets coat* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Couldnt he just get them cut off?Who nose? *gets coat*I sentence you to a hard months labour in the Tower for that preposterous call. Hang ye head in shame Dazey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 The point being, as much as I drink, I'm still what you call "man-pretty."You can drive a car 100 miles an hour every day, but if it's a run down piece of shit after a while, what's the point? Best to take it on the drag strip once every now and then and make it a well maintained everyday driver.I forgot what I was talking about...either way it has something to do with my liver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gods Favourite Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 (edited) Kinda related I guess.. He has a lot of other videos as well, drinking sambuca, glue and hot sauce etc. Edited July 18, 2012 by Gods Favourite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 ^That guy is fucking crazy. I saw a video of him downing a bottle of Absolut in just a few seconds. No idea how he does it, I'd pass out/die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Kinda related I guess.. He has a lot of other videos as well, drinking sambuca, glue and hot sauce etc.I actually thought that's what this thread was going to be about when I clicked it. I was about to post these same two videos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevdo242 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Sexi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNSNROSES513 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Man, drinking is fun, but some people over do it. I used to drink like 9 or 10 beers in like 4 hours but i cut that shit out. Now i'm happy with 3 the first hour, then one every few hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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