Who is the mysterious, shadowy figure named Dumbledore who's always in the Ritz chat?

[Estranged Reality]

[Damn_Smooth]

What's the big hoo ha? It's probably just a shitty bot that runs a script in the chat or whatever...

You can all keep your panties in a bunch and not call Sherlock to solve this "mystery"!

Doesn't it bother you that he never writes in forum threads, just sits in the chat all day? Come on, people, be serious.

I don't think you understand the magnitude of this Dumbledore situation.

Apparently. Some moron decides to camp in the chat and gets a 2 page thread at maximum posts per page?

Shit must be boring around here.

[saber_]

What's the big hoo ha? It's probably just a shitty bot that runs a script in the chat or whatever...

You can all keep your panties in a bunch and not call Sherlock to solve this "mystery"!

Doesn't it bother you that he never writes in forum threads, just sits in the chat all day? Come on, people, be serious.

He writes in the forums. Check his posting history. He is a prolific poster.

I don't think you understand the magnitude of this Dumbledore situation.

Apparently. Some moron decides to camp in the chat and gets a 2 page thread at maximum posts per page?

Shit must be boring around here.

Shit must be boring? This is Anything Goes... may I just say your double standard is le magnifique.

Like SOB said, you don't understand the magnitutde of this Dumbledore sitch.

[Damn_Smooth]

What's the big hoo ha? It's probably just a shitty bot that runs a script in the chat or whatever...

You can all keep your panties in a bunch and not call Sherlock to solve this "mystery"!

Doesn't it bother you that he never writes in forum threads, just sits in the chat all day? Come on, people, be serious.

He writes in the forums. Check his posting history. He is a prolific poster.

I don't think you understand the magnitude of this Dumbledore situation.

Apparently. Some moron decides to camp in the chat and gets a 2 page thread at maximum posts per page?

Shit must be boring around here.

Shit must be boring? This is Anything Goes... may I just say your double standard is le magnifique.

Like SOB said, you don't understand the magnitutde of this Dumbledore sitch.

Double standard? Fucked if I knew what section this was in. When it's on the recent posts list, I usually click on it. Normally I can tell a D&N thread from an Attitude thread, but that's as far as my discrepancy goes. I even fuck that up sometimes, as witnessed by my performance in the "they're playing all of Appetite, everybody bitch! Fuck valid sources!" thread from earlier.

[Zint]

Dumble...rhymes with ?

[Forsaken]

YO IS DAT BUMBLEFOOT IN THERE?

[saber_]

Dumble...rhymes with ?

No way.

[Patience 4 Axl]

That would be funny. And a little bizarre.

[bran]

[The Linguini Occurrence]

Dumble...rhymes with ?

Humble? Tim Tebow is in the chat!!!!

Stumble? Charlie Sheen is in the chat!!!!

Mumble? Mayor Menino is in the chat!!!

Jumble? Wink Martindale is in the chat!!!

Rumble? Jackie Chan is in the chat!!!!

Crumble? The former Soviet Union is in the chat!!!!

Fumble? Chad Johnson is in the chat!!!!

Shit, this is too damn hard to figure out ...

[Projected]

Crumble? The former Soviet Union is in the chat!!!!

[Death Star]

I'm in the chat and Dumbledore is not responding. Should I perform CPR?

Edited August 17, 2012 by Death Star