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Who is the mysterious, shadowy figure named Dumbledore who's always in the Ritz chat?


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Guest Len B'stard

i dunno but i was waiting on Dazey on Saturday and tried to engage him/her/it in conversation and all i got was a question mark back...but then i tend to get that sort of response in normal life too so fuck knows :lol:

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Guest Len B'stard

Here are my findings, Dr Livingstone :lol:

sugaraylen

has entered the room

sugaraylen

hello

sugaraylen

oi i said fuckin hello!

sugaraylen

yeah you!

Dumbledore

...

sugaraylen

hello

sugaraylen

and how might you be this morning sir?

Dumbledore

...

sugaraylen

is that good? LOL!!

Dumbledore

No.

sugaraylen

why not sir?

sugaraylen

whassamatter, whats troubling you?

Dumbledore

...

sugaraylen

you dont know whats troubling you?

Dumbledore

No.

sugaraylen

but you do agree that something is troubling you? LOL!!

9:25 AM

Dumbledore

...

sugaraylen

more dots huh, cool, i like it, are u keepin a beat or something, you're kinda regular with those dots

Dumbledore

?

sugaraylen

again, very riddler, i like it, hey, maybe you should become a supporter then you'd get the green with your question mark and REALLY be rockin' LOL!!

sugaraylen

not a fan of green? LOL

sugaraylen

ahhh, i dont blame ya

Dumbledore

No.

sugaraylen

reminds me of envoirnmentalists...damn hippies LOL!!

sugaraylen

there was a guy back on the forum said that you used to post here a while back, like all kindsa Nazi stuff

sugaraylen

i been here ages and i don't remember that

9:30 AM

Dumbledore

...

sugaraylen

haha, made you move

Dumbledore

?

sugaraylen

we'll call that 1 - 0 to me! LOL!!!

sugaraylen

you're gonna talk dumbledork, it's just a matter of time LOL!!!

sugaraylen

vee hav vayyyzz of making you talk!!

Dumbledore

?

sugaraylen

can i ask you something?

sugaraylen

are you sitting in a really bright white room?

sugaraylen

by a window?

Dumbledore

...

sugaraylen

looking onto a field with no one on it? LOL!!!

Dumbledore

No.

sugaraylen

whats a dumbledore?

Dumbledore

No.

sugaraylen

thats some star wars shit, ain't it?

Dumbledore

No.

sugaraylen

this is probably not the right track to g...it's not?

Dumbledore

...

sugaraylen

can i be honest with you?

sugaraylen

The mod Highvoltage told me that you're a homosexual

9:35 AM

Dumbledore

No.

sugaraylen

thats kinda why i came here

sugaraylen

it's just...i'm a bit shy and that..

Dumbledore

...

sugaraylen

so you are a homosexual? LOL!!!

Dumbledore

No.

sugaraylen

so you like homosexuals? LOL!!!

Dumbledore

...

sugaraylen

ahhhh, i got it, right

sugaraylen

OK

sugaraylen

you're a young man

sugaraylen

middle america

sugaraylen

it's morning before school

sugaraylen

you're kinda depressed

Dumbledore

No.

sugaraylen

ain't really been asleep all night

sugaraylen

dreading school

sugaraylen

cuz ur a homosexual

sugaraylen

and you get bullied for it

sugaraylen

look man, here's what you need to do

Dumbledore

?

sugaraylen

you need to learn Kung Fu LOL!!!

Dumbledore

?

Dumbledore

No.

sugaraylen

(i was gonna say get a gun but there's a bit too much of that going on in the US of Yank lately LOL!!!)

sugaraylen

It's OK man, they have supple wrists too, you'll do fine!

sugaraylen

remember that scene in Karate Kid where Miyagi was fuckin' with Ralph Macchios wrist? you'll have that shit nailed ahead of time!sugaraylen

anyway, i'm gonna be off now, thank you, God Bless, take care!

9:40 AMDumbledore

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SONOFABITCH

has entered the room

SONOFABITCH

Dumbledore

SONOFABITCH

Dumble. Sometimes at night I cry to myself.

SONOFABITCH

I have this feeling that I am wasting my life.

SONOFABITCH

Silently I weep.

SONOFABITCH

What should I do?

Dumbledore

...

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he is back in chat B )

Yes he is! Woohoo. I'm going to go apologize to him for having him kicked yesterday.

Sometimes, when it was just me and Dumbledore In the chat, I would share my problems. Dumbledore was someone who would listen to me. He guided me really.

I'm going to go in there right meow to share my problems!

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Guest Len B'stard

So far i got the biggest reaction out of him, he came in here tryna find out who was callin him a nazi sympathiser, haha, im the king of chatroom goading...

*suddenly realises he has wasted his life, slowly begins to sob* :lol:

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