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What I see here is a conflict of interests between Axl and the the rest of the band.

A) Axl is artistically constipated, and has no real intention or desire to put out a new album. He basically can't be bothered getting off his lazy fat ass and is happy touring, playing the hits to an enthusiastic, adoring audience, and shagging groupies every night - an Indian girl last week, a gorgeous Japanese girl this week......... Fair play to him.

B) The rest of the band resent being dismissed by the fans and journalists as cheap scabs or 'hired guns.' At this point, they will have no real place in the legacy of GNR - and will be forgotten as mere touring musicians, in the same way that no-one will ever be able to name Michael Jackson's bass player.

A solution? Put out an instrumental album. At first this may sound a bit odd, but there are some incredible instrumental albums in the history of rock music. It could even be a movie soundtrack. This would be a stop-gap album until Axl can get off his ass, and by satisfying the artistic appetite of the rest of the band, could actually keep this version of GNR together that little bit longer.

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A solution? Put out an instrumental album. At first this may sound a bit odd, but there are some incredible instrumental albums in the history of rock music. It could even be a movie soundtrack. This would be a stop-gap album until Axl can get off his ass, and by satisfying the artistic appetite of the rest of the band, could actually keep this version of GNR together that little bit longer.

Problem: An instrumental album wouldn't sell at all - and it costs money to produce/promote/release an album. It would be humiliating for Axl and fans.

To use your example; it would be like Michael Jackson's backing-musicians released a new instrumental album today.

I'm sure we will get a new proper Guns N' Roses album in the future.

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How about this, taking crisco and rubbing it on a microphone and still up an ass. Then record the sounds of your internal organs as you slow shit out the microphone. An instrumental album with no singing is a horrible idea, unless the songs are first released with singing and a secondary instrumental cd to allow fans to make their own mixes.

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What I see here is a conflict of interests between Axl and the the rest of the band.

A) Axl is artistically constipated, and has no real intention or desire to put out a new album. He basically can't be bothered getting off his lazy fat ass and is happy touring, playing the hits to an enthusiastic, adoring audience, and shagging groupies every night - an Indian girl last week, a gorgeous Japanese girl this week......... Fair play to him. batcrap crazy

B) The rest of the band resent being dismissed by the fans and journalists as cheap scabs or 'hired guns.' At this point, they will have no real place in the legacy of GNR - and will be forgotten as mere touring musicians, in the same way that no-one will ever be able to name Michael Jackson's bass player. are hired guns who are being oppressed worse than the citizens of North Korea. What's worse, they have to play with DJ Ashba.

A solution? Put out an instrumental album. At first this may sound a bit odd, but there are some incredible instrumental albums in the history of rock music. It could even be a movie soundtrack. This would be a stop-gap album until Axl can get off his ass, and by satisfying the artistic appetite of the rest of the band, could actually keep this version of GNR together that little bit longer. PUT OUT A FUCKING ALBUM

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What I see here is a conflict of interests between Axl and the the rest of the band.

A) Axl is artistically constipated, and has no real intention or desire to put out a new album. He basically can't be bothered getting off his lazy fat ass and is happy touring, playing the hits to an enthusiastic, adoring audience, and shagging groupies every night - an Indian girl last week, a gorgeous Japanese girl this week......... Fair play to him.

B) The rest of the band resent being dismissed by the fans and journalists as cheap scabs or 'hired guns.' At this point, they will have no real place in the legacy of GNR - and will be forgotten as mere touring musicians, in the same way that no-one will ever be able to name Michael Jackson's bass player.

A solution? Put out an instrumental album. At first this may sound a bit odd, but there are some incredible instrumental albums in the history of rock music. It could even be a movie soundtrack. This would be a stop-gap album until Axl can get off his ass, and by satisfying the artistic appetite of the rest of the band, could actually keep this version of GNR together that little bit longer.

Touring endlessly = lazy? Sitting in studio = not lazy? I'm confused.

You're right about them being thought of as touring musicians. Axl could fire all of them tonight, take a different band on stage tomorrow, and few would notice/care.

If the Axl Rose back up band put out an instrumental album, it may be one of the biggest jokes in music history.

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I dont really get it. Why wouldn't this need Axl, when he composes most of the instrumental work anyway?

Maybe that's the problem?

Yeah, but the OP suggested the rest of the band making an instrumental album "as a stop-gap until axl can get off his ass"

But he composes the instrumental work and there's not a chance he'd let the rest of the band bring out an album themselves either lol

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