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http://gawker.com/satanists-turn-wbc-founders-mom-gay-in-ceremony-held-o-818077560

"Satanists Turn WBC Founder's Mom Gay in Ceremony Held On Her Grave"

A New York-based temple devoted to encouraging "benevolence and empathy among all people" through the teachings of Satan traveled over the weekend to the Mississippi gravesite of Catherine Idalette Johnston, late mother of Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps Jr., in order to perform a same-sex ceremony aimed at turning Johnston's spirit gay.

1)According to the website Westboro-Baptist.com which The Satanic Temple commandeered "Upon completion of the Pink Mass ceremony, Catherine Johnston is now gay in the afterlife."

2)Greaves said (Fred) Phelps and his clan now have no choice but to target the grave for one of their infamous protests.

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As for the Westboro Baptist Church, a spokesperson for their congregation announced plans to picket the funeral of Glee star Cory Monteith, who died Saturday of a drug overdose.

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So are these Satanists or Satanists?

Which? WBC makes money by suing people. Fred Phelps reared a family of lawyers.

There are the scum of the earth of all time. The best revenge is that we do unto them!

But were they Satanists or Satanists?

There are two different types of Satanists. Atheists who call themselves Satanists (Anton LeVay), and people who worship Satan.

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So are these Satanists or Satanists?

Which? WBC makes money by suing people. Fred Phelps reared a family of lawyers.

There are the scum of the earth of all time. The best revenge is that we do unto them!

But were they Satanists or Satanists?

Probably not versed in either. Anton LeVey was the original hip ghost-buster and the genuine article while

they satanic hipsters are doing to the sheer glamour of the satanic association! :P

With that said, I'm on board because their shot in the dark is trending:

http://now.msn.com/westboro-baptist-church-founders-dead-mother-turned-gay-by-satanic-temple

There are two different types of Satanists. Atheists who call themselves Satanists (Anton LeVay), and people who worship Satan.

Atheists? Not clear what they are getting at but seem to be saying God is unknowable in this dimension(makes sense)yet second best Satan is worth knowing (philosophy fail but comedy win). http://www.thesatanictemple.com/

"God is supernatural and thus outside of the sphere of the physical. God’s perfection means that he cannot interact with the imperfect corporeal realm. Because God cannot intervene in the material world, He created Satan to preside over the universe as His proxy. Satan has the compassion and wisdom of an angel. Although Satan is subordinate to God, he is mankind’s only conduit to the dominion beyond the physical. In addition, only Satan can hear our prayers and only Satan can respond. While God is beyond human comprehension, Satan desires to be known and knowable. Only in this way can there be justice and can life have meaning."

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Satanists outdone?

"Get Shot!, a California punk band that bills itself as "the sleaziest punk band in the world" and "the first band ever to start a porn site," is particularly proud of its latest release: A porn "film" shot entirely on the front lawn of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Upping the blasphe-larious ante set for them by the satanists who held a graveside ceremony that turned Fred Phelps' dead mom gay, the members of Get Shot! took a detour while driving to a concert in Denver, stopping outside the Topeka headquarters of the WBC to film their bass player masturbating naked outside the house that hate built.

""The Phelps family and Westboro Baptist Church are ridiculous and do nothing except spread hate and cause controversy," Laura Lush said in a press release. "As a bisexual woman and the bass player of a ridiculous punk band, I wanted to spread my legs and cause controversy."

The entire clip was uploaded to the band's free porn site, where it allegedly caught the attention of a WBC clan member.

"Someone from your church's IP address spent 41 minutes looking at our website," the band tweeted earlier today. "That's longer than the video on your lawn!!!"

http://gawker.com/punk-band-shoots-porn-film-on-front-lawn-of-westboro-ba-1440680143

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DOOM suggests asking the WBC :P

Thanks DOOM.

Satanists (from what I gather) tend to not make a habit of trolling as a form of being a moral compass, as WBC do. Why lower yourself to their level? What's going to come of this other than more publicity for the WBC and the Satanists?

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Since when did provoking people for the sake of offending them equal victory?

Depends whether they are uptight manipulative fascist wankers that exist for the sake of fuckin' with decent people, in that instance, anything that fucks with them is a victory, mooning, a left hook on the jaw, weeing on their graves, take your pick.

Anyone that protests a soldiers funeral wants fuckin' sparkin' out and I say that with like, 100% belief in my convictions and if you like i'll be the fuckin' lad to put their fuckin' lights out for em, i think thats fuckin' odious, abhorrant and generally fuckin' evil and those people want a slap of the kind that will shake their fuckin' brains back in gear, the fuckin' soulless, brainless fuckin' wankers.

I mean protestin' some lad being hauled out of a plane in a flag draped coffin, honestly, i had more respect for the yanks than that, i'd thought they'd fuckin' muller those cunts.

Or maybe they're the better people for not doing that and doing the decent thing and treating those fuckin' turds like the way you should treat a turd and avoid steppin' on or near it.

Westboro Baptist Church my fuckin' arse, bunch of fuckin' shit stirring wankers.

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Since when did provoking people for the sake of offending them equal victory?

Depends whether they are uptight manipulative fascist wankers that exist for the sake of fuckin' with decent people, in that instance, anything that fucks with them is a victory, mooning, a left hook on the jaw, weeing on their graves, take your pick.

Well said, good man. ;)

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WBC deserve everything coming to them but these fellas are just attention seeking wankers. I've got my cock out and waved it at loads of people but I didn't do it as some kinda "look at me I'm soooooo shocking" manifesto shit.

See also Smiley Virus.

Len. SUCKUSOFF!!!!! :P:lol:

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Depends whether they are uptight manipulative fascist wankers that exist for the sake of fuckin' with decent people, in that instance, anything that fucks with them is a victory, mooning, a left hook on the jaw, weeing on their graves, take your pick.

Since when did provoking people for the sake of offending them equal victory?

Anyone that protests a soldiers funeral wants fuckin' sparkin' out and I say that with like, 100% belief in my convictions and if you like i'll be the fuckin' lad to put their fuckin' lights out for em, i think thats fuckin' odious, abhorrant and generally fuckin' evil and those people want a slap of the kind that will shake their fuckin' brains back in gear, the fuckin' soulless, brainless fuckin' wankers.

I mean protestin' some lad being hauled out of a plane in a flag draped coffin, honestly, i had more respect for the yanks than that, i'd thought they'd fuckin' muller those cunts.

Or maybe they're the better people for not doing that and doing the decent thing and treating those fuckin' turds like the way you should treat a turd and avoid steppin' on or near it.

Westboro Baptist Church my fuckin' arse, bunch of fuckin' shit stirring wankers.

Wild applause! Yup, the rockers who do pornos beat them at their own game! Still the Satanists won for originality!

WBC deserve everything coming to them but these fellas are just attention seeking wankers. I've got my cock out and waved it at loads of people but I didn't do it as some kinda "look at me I'm soooooo shocking" manifesto shit.

See also Smiley Virus.

Len. SUCKUSOFF!!!!! :P:lol:

We are gonna need a blind-folded smiley icon for all the slimey viruses in her wake! :ph34r:

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WBC deserve everything coming to them but these fellas are just attention seeking wankers. I've got my cock out and waved it at loads of people but I didn't do it as some kinda "look at me I'm soooooo shocking" manifesto shit.

See also Smiley Virus.

Len. SUCKUSOFF!!!!! :P:lol:

You said i was your one and only...

Mind you, you been sayin' that a lot lately eh? :lol:

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