Bobbo Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Bahahaha. Nice one smoothies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) Fuck that man, when it comes to violence motives dont matter, its just that its violence, what did your statement read 'i clearly indentified the defendant was a bitch and proceeded to break him as i do all my bitches' you started shoving him and then put him in a headlock til he fucking tapped you mentalist, what did you think they were gonna say 'well if a bitch dont play then she gots ta pay, i feels you' This isnt The Mack You never tell the truth, thats the first rule I expected better from you man!Well yeah, now that you put it that way. What are your prospects like? I mean have you got anything lined up? Edited April 1, 2014 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 Fuck that man, when it comes to violence motives dont matter, its just that its violence, what did your statement read 'i clearly indentified the defendant was a bitch and proceeded to break him as i do all my bitches' you started shoving him and then put him in a headlock til he fucking tapped you mentalist, what did you think they were gonna say 'well if a bitch dont play then she gots ta pay, i feels you' This isnt The Mack You never tell the truth, thats the first rule I expected better from you man!Well yeah, now that you put it that way. What are your prospects like? I mean have you got anything lined up?Yeah man, it's in the OP. I just got hired today doing easier work for more pay. Was working in the freezer of a warehouse, and now I'll be fixing cracks in concrete. From one extreme to the other as far as temperature goes though. but yeah, better pay, benefits and unemployment for the winter. I can handle that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Ahhhhhhh thats alright then, long as you're straight and everything, cool, i thought you were like...fucked, oh thats cool then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 Ahhhhhhh thats alright then, long as you're straight and everything, cool, i thought you were like...fucked, oh thats cool then For the last 2 days I thought I was fucked too, but I'm glad it worked out the way it did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Still though, the Gods have smiled on you but like, as a piece of advice that might hold you in good stead, the whole jailhouse thing, it never ends well, a firm word, eye contact, these things are good but when you get to the bending them over whilst choking them and pulling their pants down bit, it's probably a bit too far, kay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 Still though, the Gods have smiled on you but like, as a piece of advice that might hold you in good stead, the whole jailhouse thing, it never ends well, a firm word, eye contact, these things are good but when you get to the bending them over whilst choking them and pulling their pants down bit, it's probably a bit too far, kay? Yeah man, hindsight is 20/20. Thanks for the advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broskirose Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I want to be big and strong like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 I want to be big and strong like you.Train, say your prayers and eat your vitamins brother!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I want to be big and strong like you.But if you ultimately couldn't, would the guy getting bent over do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I want to be big and strong like you.Train, say your prayers and eat your vitamins brother!!!How much can you squat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 I want to be big and strong like you.Train, say your prayers and eat your vitamins brother!!!How much can you squat?56 lbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 *calls The Daily Mirror* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Well wasn't that damn smooth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 Well wasn't that damn smooth?Of course, hence the username. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) If in fact the phrase 'damn smooth' can, in some distant context be construed as 'threatening, violent, aggressive and generally unpleasant' Edited April 1, 2014 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 If in fact the phrase 'damn smooth' can, in some distant context be construed as 'threatening, violent, aggressive and generally unpleasant' I was saving him from himself. I'm a hero dammit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 That is because you are an axl fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 Well, if being an Eddie fan lets me get fired from a decent job to land a way better one, Eddie for life!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 2 weeks ago a fucktarded cocksucker at work decided that he should be my boss without anybody's approval. Just by reading this, you should have immediately went to your supervisor(s) and told them what was going on. The guy was disrupting the workplace obviously and had no authority over you. You fucked up by taking the bait and getting into a physical altercation with the guy -- learned the hard way. The good news is that you apparently have gotten hired already with a better job that is easier and pays more. Congrats. But, how the hell are you collecting unemployment at the same time then? That's fucking illegal and will come to bite you in the ass if you keep it for an extended period. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I think there is something going on with the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 2 weeks ago a fucktarded cocksucker at work decided that he should be my boss without anybody's approval. Just by reading this, you should have immediately went to your supervisor(s) and told them what was going on. The guy was disrupting the workplace obviously and had no authority over you. You fucked up by taking the bait and getting into a physical altercation with the guy -- learned the hard way. The good news is that you apparently have gotten hired already with a better job that is easier and pays more. Congrats. But, how the hell are you collecting unemployment at the same time then? That's fucking illegal and will come to bite you in the ass if you keep it for an extended period. I'm not collecting unemployment now, I will be next fall until spring when we start up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 2 weeks ago a fucktarded cocksucker at work decided that he should be my boss without anybody's approval. Just by reading this, you should have immediately went to your supervisor(s) and told them what was going on. The guy was disrupting the workplace obviously and had no authority over you. You fucked up by taking the bait and getting into a physical altercation with the guy -- learned the hard way. The good news is that you apparently have gotten hired already with a better job that is easier and pays more. Congrats. But, how the hell are you collecting unemployment at the same time then? That's fucking illegal and will come to bite you in the ass if you keep it for an extended period. I'm not collecting unemployment now, I will be next fall until spring when we start up again.If you're already hired elsewhere do not even bother, when you file taxes at the end of the year, your W-2 and UI info will overlap and you will be fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 2 weeks ago a fucktarded cocksucker at work decided that he should be my boss without anybody's approval. Just by reading this, you should have immediately went to your supervisor(s) and told them what was going on. The guy was disrupting the workplace obviously and had no authority over you. You fucked up by taking the bait and getting into a physical altercation with the guy -- learned the hard way. The good news is that you apparently have gotten hired already with a better job that is easier and pays more. Congrats. But, how the hell are you collecting unemployment at the same time then? That's fucking illegal and will come to bite you in the ass if you keep it for an extended period. I'm not collecting unemployment now, I will be next fall until spring when we start up again.If you're already hired elsewhere do not even bother, when you file taxes at the end of the year, your W-2 and UI info will overlap and you will be fucked. Yeah, I'm not even planning on trying now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Just looking out for you bro 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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