Dazey Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 We made a cat a fucking celebrity. This fuckin' species...At least the cat didn't have to suck a rapper off for the privilege. I've always wanted to watch the Queen having it off.Have i misunderstood the thread title? It'd be weird though eh? Cuz she's gotta call herself 'one', y'know, as 'one is not amused' or 'one needs ones medicine every morning'. Must make bedroom chat clang a bit eh? 'Oh give one one you beautiful bastard!' You stole that off Spitting Image you thieving southern, shandy sodden twat! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 We made a cat a fucking celebrity. This fuckin' species...At least the cat didn't have to suck a rapper off for the privilege.I've always wanted to watch the Queen having it off.Have i misunderstood the thread title? It'd be weird though eh? Cuz she's gotta call herself 'one', y'know, as 'one is not amused' or 'one needs ones medicine every morning'. Must make bedroom chat clang a bit eh? 'Oh give one one you beautiful bastard!' You stole that off Spitting Image you thieving southern, shandy sodden twat! No i didn't, which one, where, fuck you, i just came up with that, this is an outrage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 There was an episode yeeeeeeears ago when her maj and Phil were in bed and she like "Philleeep, one would like a good seeing to Philleep!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 (edited) How the fucks that the same as what i wrote?!?! I got my idea off of Til Death Us Do Part when Rita is taking the mickey out of the Queen, mine is hinged on the phrase 'give one one', how is that remotely similar, how dare you accuse me of plaguarism, meet me by the clock tower at noon and be sure to have your sword unsheathed Did Spitting Image really do that? Fuckin' hell, to think 7 years before they were gonna hang Johnny Rotten for writing God Save the Queen eh? Edited January 16, 2015 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 They did indeed. My recent memory's fucked but 25 years ago it's crystal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 I've always wanted to watch the Queen having it off.Have i misunderstood the thread title? It'd be weird though eh? Cuz she's gotta call herself 'one', y'know, as 'one is not amused' or 'one needs ones medicine every morning'. Must make bedroom chat clang a bit eh? 'Oh give one one you beautiful bastard!' Well, we all already know she's done it at least four times, the saucy bitch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 I've always wanted to watch the Queen having it off.Have i misunderstood the thread title? It'd be weird though eh? Cuz she's gotta call herself 'one', y'know, as 'one is not amused' or 'one needs ones medicine every morning'. Must make bedroom chat clang a bit eh? 'Oh give one one you beautiful bastard!' Well, we all already know she's done it at least four times, the saucy bitch.Bottom Live II, am i right? (fuckin' nerd alarm went off there eh? ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 I SAID BRICK NOT PENIS!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I've always wanted to watch the Queen having it off.Have i misunderstood the thread title? It'd be weird though eh? Cuz she's gotta call herself 'one', y'know, as 'one is not amused' or 'one needs ones medicine every morning'. Must make bedroom chat clang a bit eh? 'Oh give one one you beautiful bastard!' Well, we all already know she's done it at least four times, the saucy bitch.Bottom Live II, am i right? (fuckin' nerd alarm went off there eh? )On the money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I still have an adoration for DBZ, loved the most recent movie, and will watch the next one as soon as it comes out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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