Len Cnut Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Indeed, chap. The neckbeard (Collum barbam) is most likely to be found on an internet forum, where it can correct and lecture other internet users about nonsensical things. It tends to have a strong penchant for all things generally considered "nerdy", such as Star Trek, anime, board games and random historical anecdotes that no one really cares about. In real life, its physical appearance is usually either obese or underweight with acne and a ridiculous hairstyle ("it was a mandatory hairstyle for all European armies in the 18th century; I shall continue to wear my ponytail proudly!"). It is also likely to be unemployed or stuck in a dead-end job somehow related to its interests (librarian, clerk at a comic book store, etc). Physical relations with the opposite sex occurs very rarely, if at all.Underweight with acne and a ridiculous haircut? Shit that sounds like me minus the acne. I was a keen spot popper in my early teens tho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 "Named after a cartoon"?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 I know Pluto the Disney cartoon But I do believe the planet was named before Disney came up with the Pluto character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 I know Pluto the Disney cartoon But I do believe the planet was named before Disney came up with the Pluto character.And I do believe the planet was named after the ancients' God of the Underworld. Please credit the full progenitor ole boy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 If I knew I would. I just knew it wasn't named after Pluto the dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Indeed, chap. The neckbeard (Collum barbam) is most likely to be found on an internet forum, where it can correct and lecture other internet users about nonsensical things. It tends to have a strong penchant for all things generally considered "nerdy", such as Star Trek, anime, board games and random historical anecdotes that no one really cares about. In real life, its physical appearance is usually either obese or underweight with acne and a ridiculous hairstyle ("it was a mandatory hairstyle for all European armies in the 18th century; I shall continue to wear my ponytail proudly!"). It is also likely to be unemployed or stuck in a dead-end job somehow related to its interests (librarian, clerk at a comic book store, etc). Physical relations with the opposite sex occurs very rarely, if at all.Underweight with acne and a ridiculous haircut? Shit that sounds like me minus the acne. I was a keen spot popper in my early teens tho!and some people have the nerve to doubt that man is the crown of God's creation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Nasa discovered couple of potentially inhabitable planetshttp://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-30705517so when we finish with this one, we can go fuck up some other planets. of course as soon as they invent teleportation or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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