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Actually, Jump is supposedly enspired by the time DLR saw a guy about to commit suicide, and passers by were urging him to jump. The song kinda takes ona different air, one of desperation, when you look at it from that point of view.

Personally, I detest anything that rhymes "hold on" with "be strong."

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“I ain’t never seen an ass like that / The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING”

"I watched the proverbial sunrise/coming up over the Pacific/and you might think I'm losing my mind/but I will shy away from specifics"

Springsteen's Glory Days:

"He could throw that speed ball by you / make you look like a fool"

Another website pointed out that a speed ball is what killed Belushi; a fast ball is in baseball.

My personal pick:

"My humps, my humps, my humps / my lovely lady lumps"

:rofl-lol:

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Hard Rock Hallelujah!

Hard Rock Hallelujah!

The saints are crippled

On this sinners' night

Lost are the lambs with no guiding light

The walls come down like thunder

The rocks about to roll

It's the arockalypse

Now bare your soul

All we need is lightning

With power and might

Striking down the prophets of false

As the moon is rising

Give us the sign

Now let us rise up in awe

Rock 'n roll angels bring thine Hard Rock Hallelujah

Demons and angels all in one have arrived

Rock 'n roll angels bring thine Hard Rock Hallelujah

In God's creation supernatural high

The true believers

Thou shall be saved

Brothers and sisters, keep strong in the faith.

On the day of Rockoning

It's who dares, wins

You will see the jokers soon'll be the new kings

All we need is lightning

With power and might

Striking down the prophets of false

As the moon is rising

Give us the sign

Now let us rise up in awe

Rock 'n roll angels bring thine Hard Rock Hallelujah

Demons and angels all in one have arrived

Rock 'n roll angels bring thine Hard Rock Hallelujah

In God's creation supernatural high

Wings on my back

I got horns on my head

My fangs are sharp

And my eyes are red

Not quite an angel

Or the one that fell

Now choose to join us or go straight to Hell

Hard Rock Hallelujah!

Hard Rock Hallelujah!

Hard Rock Hallelujah!

Hard Rock Yeah!

Rock 'n roll angels bring thine Hard Rock Hallelujah

Demons and angels all in one have arrived

Rock 'n roll angels bring thine Hard Rock Hallelujah

In God's creation supernatural high

Hard Rock Hallelujah!

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Any thing by either Green Day

I disagree

seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school

and your feet flyin' up in the air

singin' "hey diddle diddle"

with your kitty in the middle of the swing

like you didn't care

so I took a big chance at the high school dance

with a missy who was ready to play

wasn't me she was foolin'

'cause she knew what she was doin'

and I knowed love was here to stay

when she told me to

I love me some smith, but this has always been my most hated verse in the world :no:

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Any thing by either Green Day

I disagree

seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school

and your feet flyin' up in the air

singin' "hey diddle diddle"

with your kitty in the middle of the swing

like you didn't care

so I took a big chance at the high school dance

with a missy who was ready to play

wasn't me she was foolin'

'cause she knew what she was doin'

and I knowed love was here to stay

when she told me to

I love me some smith, but this has always been my most hated verse in the world :no:

That's a great lyric. I love the "I was a high school loser/never made it with a lady till the boys told me somethin I missed, and my next door neighbor had a daughter had a favor so I gave her a li'l kiss... like this".

Springsteen

Never, ever, mention him in a worst lyric thread... ever.

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Any thing by either Green Day

I disagree

seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school

and your feet flyin' up in the air

singin' "hey diddle diddle"

with your kitty in the middle of the swing

like you didn't care

so I took a big chance at the high school dance

with a missy who was ready to play

wasn't me she was foolin'

'cause she knew what she was doin'

and I knowed love was here to stay

when she told me to

I love me some smith, but this has always been my most hated verse in the world :no:

that's the best verse in the song

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I'd say the crazy frog: :book:

A ring ding ding ding d-ding baa aramba baa baa barooumba

Wh-Wha-Whats going on-on

Ding ding

Lets do the crazy froogg

Ding ding

A Brem Brem

A ring ding ding ding ding

A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg

A ring ding ding ding ding

Ring ding

Baa-Baa

Ring ding ding ding ding

A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg

A ring ding ding ding ding

a Bram ba am baba weeeeeee

BREAK DOWN!

Ding ding

Br-Br-Break It

dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum

Brem daem

dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum

weeeeeeee

A ram da am da am da am da weeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Wh-Whats Going On?

ding ding

Bem De Dem

ding ding

da da

A ring ding ding ding ding

A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg

A ring ding ding ding ding

Ring ding

Baa-Baa

Ring ding ding ding ding

A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg

A ring ding ding ding ding

a Bram ba am baba..

ding ding

Br-Br-Break It

dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum

Brem daem

dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum

ding ding

Bem De Dem!

YES... you are a genious sir... I couldn't agree more.

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Ugh, the ones that make no sense whatsoever when put together always make me cringe.

"New Kids On the Block had a bunch of hits / Chinese food makes me sick / And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer."

And that was a huge hit. :no:

:laugh:

I actually liked that song!

Erm... taxi for one please... :confused2:

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beep - pussycat dolls

Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Ha, ha-ha, ha

Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Ha, ha-ha, ha

It's funny how a man only thinks about the...

You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...

You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...

Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

I don't give a...

Keep looking at my...

'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...

I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...

Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Do you know that no

Don't mean yes, it means no omg

So just hold up, wait a minute

Let me put my two cents in it

One, just be patient

Don't be rushing

Like you're anxious

And two, you're just too aggressive

So try to get your (Ahh)

Do you know that I know?

And I don't want to go there

Only want

Only want my ha, ha-ha

Ha, ha-ha

Only want what they want

But, na, ah-ah

Na, ah-ah

:huh:

this came to my mind first...but there are a lot of stupid lyrics around...

Don't you fuckin' dare! Pussy Cat Dolls are fuckin' great!

Springsteen

Never, ever, mention him in a worst lyric thread... ever.

Agreed.

Dont stop movin'

Can you feel the music

DJ's got us going around, round (don't stop movin')

Dont stop groovin'

Find your own way to it

Listen to the music

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Heard that on the radio this morning for the first time in ages. Brought back horrible memories :anger:

Right this is another great song, people stop choosing fuckin' ace ravin' tunes!

I love Oasis but one must highlight their constant lyrics of catching people when they fall.

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mamba no5 - lou bega or what the fuck he's called.

Doesn't remember all the text, but if I don't remember wrong, it was like " alittle bit of monica in my life, a little bit of erica by my side, alittle bit of jessica..."

I hated it

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