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  1. Volcano is 34 years old. Mind=blown.

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    2. John Bonham

      John Bonham

      I was "working" computers before you were born smartmouth.

    3. ColdHeartBreaker

      ColdHeartBreaker

      Back in your day eh Gramps

    4. John Bonham
  2. The impossible has been done. Slash has been replaced as the most hated person in Axl-fans eyes. Dee Snider is now #1.

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    2. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      A king for president, isn't that ironic? Anything is possible to him ...

    3. MEXzilla

      MEXzilla

      Dee Snider = Legend

    4. Apollo

      Apollo

      Wait a damn minute. Are you guys implying that a few posters on here are hating on Dee Snider JUST because he said something negative about Axl? We all know that isn't true. Sure, I mention it every 3-4 months when it happens again, with another person, and posters hate on that guy for his comments....and it happens again........and again.........and again............and again............LOL, but a few members of the Defense Team always go crazy and tell me I'm making it up and that i...

  3. Time to switch to pepperoni...

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    2. slash23579

      slash23579

      cheese is disgusting...

    3. Nulla Lex Ink.
    4. T-Minus

      T-Minus

      Valsh Porski, Pepperoni Queen of the Mid-South?

  4. I've been gone for a short bit...was just wondering, is Axl's hairline the same since I was last here?

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    2. Lio

      Lio

      *sad smile

    3. Padme

      Padme

      Axl just signed his hairline and sent it to DJ

    4. magisme
  5. TAKE IT!!!

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    2. Padme

      Padme

      Doom, the person you´re looking for is the fat guy with red hair who sounds like Mickey Mouse. It can´t get more salami than that

    3. wkuk04
    4. T-Minus
  6. There's someone in this room. THERE'S SOMEONE IN THIS FUCKING ROOM!!!!

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    2. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      3 hour salami meeting confirmed

    3. Sixes

      Sixes

      BYOS...bring your own salami

    4. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      a drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodomiser...but you can call me the SALAMINIZER

  7. Fuck Pink Floyd

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    2. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      Fuck yo' couch.

    3. wfuckinga

      wfuckinga

      Pink Floyd is one of the most overrated bands in existance

    4. T-Minus

      T-Minus

      Here here

  8. I wanna piss on the walls of your house

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    2. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      I just pissed on the gates of Selhurst Park, splashed the eagle in the face...

    3. Sixes

      Sixes

      bacardi is my soulmate!!

    4. Padme

      Padme

      There is no need. Fernando´s car has already been egged

  9. It's official. David Lee Roth is the worst singer in the world.

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    2. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      In a suck-off to the finish of least talented and worst rock front men ever, myles kennedy will shitstomp the combined suck of Axl and Roth each time, every time. No question about it really.

    3. dalsh327

      dalsh327

      Anthony Kiedis? Fred Durst?

    4. Silent Jay

      Silent Jay

      It's all about entertainment,fashion and passion, he's still a great frontman. and he's hilarious and crazy

  10. If anyone is in need of legal help, I heartily recommend the law firm of Togelf & Taganz

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    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      Thankfully indeed as Borski was going to amputate his fingers and have salamis grafted onto his hands if people were continuing to dispute his legitimacy

    3. WFA

      WFA

      I'm an idiot, salami king of long island is also laying claim to manhattan, the bronx and queens.

    4. Sixes

      Sixes

      He'll always be my salami king

  11. Hanging out with Frank Ferrer at the moment and seeing him play live later with a friend of mine on bass...

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    2. magisme

      magisme

      CD2 Starts Now!

    3. FCBarcelona

      FCBarcelona

      He'll probably be full of bologna

    4. maynard

      maynard

      Ask him when BLOWOUT will play in Brazilian Clubs again, please.

  12. I'm all out of painkillers

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    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      Kratom sounds right in my wheelhouse

    3. Georgy Zhukov

      Georgy Zhukov

      No, unless you want a cock sandwich to go with that.

    4. Sixes

      Sixes

      I could eat

  13. Awful music for awful people...

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    2. Silent Jay

      Silent Jay

      DONT YOU TRY TO STOP US NOW!

    3. bran

      bran

      five finger death punch?

    4. Sixes

      Sixes

      all worthy possibilities

  14. It needs to be said that Freddie Mercury is NOT the best singer EVA.

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    2. Scumcat Esq.
    3. Sixes

      Sixes

      Enrico Palazzo too!

    4. T-Minus

      T-Minus

      Enrico Palazzo is my hero. He sings a stirring Star Spangled Banner

  15. This holiday season has turned into the shitposting season

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    2. maynard

      maynard

      Dec 17th, Shitposting Day, worldwide and specially in Argentina.

    3. Padme

      Padme

      Shit threads season. Now Axl is Karen Carpenter. WTF???

    4. Sixes

      Sixes

      he's the opposite of karen carpenter...she died of not eating, he'll die from non-stop eating

  16. HOT, BURNING TEARS!!

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    2. Padme

      Padme

      Yeah it looks like Axl is more interested in peeling onions than making music

    3. magisme
    4. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      #dementedtears

  17. I told the others but they didn't believe me. You're all doomed. YOU'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!

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    2. ZoSoRose
    3. Padme

      Padme

      I´m honoring a request not to discuss Axl´s hairline

    4. Sixes

      Sixes

      I'm a messenger of God. You're doomed if you stay here!!

  18. YOU, EVEN YOU, EVEN YOU, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!

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    2. magisme

      magisme

      lololololololol

    3. maynard

      maynard

      can't unlisten to this. even when playing the original, i sing the YOU EVEN YOU EVEN YOU mentally. damn you axl.

    4. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      Axl Rose, ruining Gn'R songs since 1999.

  19. On the run having fun and I'm never going back!

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    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      and almost all of CD

    3. maynard

      maynard

      Gonna need the IRS, gonna call the FBI, gonna cry to mom

    4. Ragnar

      Ragnar

      Never go back Rock`N`Roill brethren.

  20. Death is not the end...

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    2. Carne_asaDA

      Carne_asaDA

      It's Quantum Physics.

    3. Sixes

      Sixes

      both a quote and a thought

    4. Nulla Lex Ink.

      Nulla Lex Ink.

      It is for you. *Eats soul*

  21. GNR are my 47th fav band

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    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      none of them are Pink Floyd, I can say that much

    3. AdriftatSea
    4. Nulla Lex Ink.

      Nulla Lex Ink.

      Where does your band place in that running, Sixes? :P

  22. Wowzers...I always attract the crazies...

  23. Are you ready now? I'll show you how!

    1. Padme

      Padme

      Not this year, maybe 2016 or 17 or 18

    2. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      I'm ready for salami.

    3. Nosaj Thing
  24. I am going to fuck off...

    1. Słash

      Słash

      *Fernando Likes This*

    2. Padme

      Padme

      I see you standin´there. You think you´re so cool. Why don´t you just... Hooray for tolerance

    3. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      I'm FUCKIN INNOCENT so you can suck me!

  25. FIRE ME.....I'M ALREADY FIRED!!!!

    1. Padme

      Padme

      Did you say fire? Thank you to the LAFD. At it again

    2. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      Replace those F's with H's... 'Hire me? I'm already hired'... Show up with a name/number from the company like it's your first day and pretend you've already got the job.

    3. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      Be like 'Hi, I'm the new 'so and so', 'insert name here' sent me.

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