Len Cnut Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 (edited) 22 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: Is that a Rolex Submariner he's got on? Its definitely a Rolex bracelet anyway, might be a GMT, same watch as Fidel Castro, nice one Stokesy. Its actually incredibly difficult to get into a cop car when you're handcuffed y'know. He's a fuckin' violent offender and they've cuffed him with his hands in front, I got done for drinking driving last time and they cuffed me behind my back, fuckin' liberty. Stokesy ain't got no fuckin' experience with the filth clearly, they got 'you've punched such and such' and he goes 'because....', NEVER fuckin' admit anything once you got the cuffs on, keep your fuckin' mouth shut and go no comment until your solicitor arrives. It don't matter if you're being honest or telling the truth, it WILL be used against you, they're lookin' for a nick. Whats the good of muting his address, she's writing it in her note book in the film clear as day Edited August 10, 2018 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share Posted August 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Is that a Rolex Submariner he's got on? Its definitely a Rolex bracelet anyway, might be a GMT, same watch as Fidel Castro, nice one Stokesy. Its actually incredibly difficult to get into a cop car when you're handcuffed y'know. He's a fuckin' violent offender and they've cuffed him with his hands in front, I got done for drinking driving last time and they cuffed me behind my back, fuckin' liberty. Stokesy ain't got no fuckin' experience with the filth clearly, they got 'you've punched such and such' and he goes 'because....', NEVER fuckin' admit anything once you got the cuffs on, keep your fuckin' mouth shut and go no comment until your solicitor arrives. It don't matter if you're being honest or telling the truth, it WILL be used against you, they're lookin' for a nick. Whats the good of muting his address, she's writing it in her note book in the film clear as day He had had four pints and 8 vodkas - well, that is what he said; as you know we men always lie about what we've drank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: He had had four pints and 8 vodkas - well, that is what he said; as you know we men always lie about what we've drank. Not a great deal really when you think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share Posted August 10, 2018 This is his handiwork, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 23 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: This is his handiwork, All that work on the eyebrows and he misses the nose hairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Should have had 6 pints and 2 vodkas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 13, 2018 Author Share Posted August 13, 2018 2-0 up against the drinkers of cows' urine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 The Jury are deliberating as I speak on wor Stokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Not guilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 Bumble blocked me on twitter. What a bellend. ''I like a curry and a pinttttttttttttt'' Accrington Sky wanksplat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Stokes is not guilty. Seems like press just hyped it up. They never said what actually happened clearly. I got the impression he was a maniac about to get 10 years. Now he’s a hero. 19 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: Bumble blocked me on twitter. What a bellend. ''I like a curry and a pinttttttttttttt'' Accrington Sky wanksplat. I brought loads of Pataks back to china with me. Chicken tikka masala and kormas. Couldn’t find Vindaloo in morrisons. I’ll miss ready meals and 2 quid pizzas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 15, 2018 Author Share Posted August 15, 2018 Just now, wasted said: Stokes is not guilty. Seems like press just hyped it up. They never said what actually happened clearly. I got the impression he was a maniac about to get 10 years. Now he’s a hero. I cannot be bothered with the thing anymore. Chris Woakes is where it is at. Plays a bit like Stokes, has a name like Stokes but is far friendlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Just now, DieselDaisy said: I cannot be bothered with the thing anymore. Chris Woakes is where it is at. Plays a bit like Stokes, has a name like Stokes but is far friendlier. But he’s not a ginger bad boy living on the edge. Stokes is going to come hurtling down the next test. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 15, 2018 Author Share Posted August 15, 2018 Just now, wasted said: But he’s not a ginger bad boy living on the edge. Stokes is going to come hurtling down the next test. Woakes took Virat Kohli's wicket with a peach of a delivery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 19 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: Bumble blocked me on twitter. What a bellend. ''I like a curry and a pinttttttttttttt'' Accrington Sky wanksplat. You're on twitter? I woulda never guessed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 15 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Woakes took Virat Kohli's wicket with a peach of a delivery. Yeah but he didn’t shattered a gay bashers eye socket and turn up to court with a busty bird on his arm, then get off. Stokes’ book will be flying off the shelves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 15, 2018 Author Share Posted August 15, 2018 26 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: You're on twitter? I woulda never guessed it. Only for cricket gossip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Only for cricket gossip. I used to follow 50 Cent. He’s a poet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 15, 2018 Author Share Posted August 15, 2018 Bumble blocks you if you even dare to mention the paywalling of cricket after 2005 Ashes had a detrimental effect on the popularity of the sport in this country. He is up Sky's bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Wasn’t there a cricketer called Peter Willy, a wicket keeper and left handed batsman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 15, 2018 Author Share Posted August 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, wasted said: Wasn’t there a cricketer called Peter Willy, a wicket keeper and left handed batsman. Of ''the bowlers Holding the batsmans Willey'' fame. His son plays for Yorkshire and occasionally England, David Willey, a Twenty20 merchant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 28 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Of ''the bowlers Holding the batsmans Willey'' fame. His son plays for Yorkshire and occasionally England, David Willey, a Twenty20 merchant. Was he a wicket keeper? left handed batsman, weird sweep shot of spinners. Anyway Ron would be the Peter Willey type player. Unorthordox but good for a 60 not out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 (edited) You know the Aussie cricketer who got caught sandpapering the ball and chucked the sandpaper down his trews? We have only just gone and signed him!! Edited August 17, 2018 by DieselDaisy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 I never understood ball tampering. What, you make one end shiny and one end rough and it makes the ball swing? So what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 Just now, Len Cnut said: I never understood ball tampering. What, you make one end shiny and one end rough and it makes the ball swing? So what? It is when you use foreign objects to unnaturally skuff up the ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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