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  1. AxlisOld

    I'm an asshole

    1. Christinith

      Christinith

      No.

  2. AxlisOld

    Not being able to sleep is bullshit. It's something your body knows it needs, but just won't fucking do.

    1. Christinith

      Christinith

      smoke some weed

    2. evader

      evader

      1 Unisom, 2 beers, and g'nite. Or sex.

    3. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      Listen to Coldplay and watch some new Simpsons. And drink a litre of hot milk. If you're not in a coma by the end of that then you might wanna go to the ER

  3. AxlisOld

    Legally smoke weed last night. HOLY FUCK that was strong weed.

  4. AxlisOld

    My life is awesome. Suck it, world.

    1. Christinith

      Christinith

      You're awesome <3

  5. AxlisOld

    My life is awesome. Suck it, world.

  6. AxlisOld

    Lonely

    1. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      :(
  7. AxlisOld

    Hi fellas, I'm ready to fuck. You want me own top?

  8. AxlisOld

    I don't have a hangover on New Year's Day...the fuck is wrong with the world?

    1. Christinith

      Christinith

      that's not a bad thing.

    2. CharlieSheen

      CharlieSheen

      Good God Man, get something to drink

    3. Christinith

      Christinith

      i'll give you a hangover you sexy bitch

  9. AxlisOld

    FUUUUUCK you dickhead! KFBR392, KFBR392, KFBR392, KFBR392....

  10. AxlisOld

    Spicy food FTW!

  11. AxlisOld

    Sweet, week got even shittier. Fuck it. :suicide:

  12. AxlisOld

    One more fucking thing goes wrong this week, I'm going to fucking kill myself.

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    2. Dariablue

      Dariablue

      Hang in there, yo.

    3. Christinith

      Christinith

      I like you alive better.

    4. Georgy Zhukov

      Georgy Zhukov

      Don't tell him to hang!

  13. AxlisOld

    Moar threads criticizing mods, please. They're very helpful.

    1. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      New rule idea: ban the people I don't like and let me do whatever I want. Anything else is HORSESHIT.

    2. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      You hear me?

      Horse.

      SHIT.

    3. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      I said that in the Tourettes Guy voice btw.

  14. AxlisOld

    I should get some whiskey or something.

  15. AxlisOld

    I'm not voting today, I'm drinking. Calling Obama with 283.

    1. Georgy Zhukov

      Georgy Zhukov

      332

    2. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Yes, but I did get drunk, that's the important thing. I was right about that.

  16. AxlisOld

    The Western US doesn't give a fuck about Sandy or the affected area...sorry.

    1. SONOFABITCH

      SONOFABITCH

      If your Skype was out you would cry like a bitch.

    2. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Maybe if I was more of a little bitch you and I would have something in common and get along. Fuck off.

  17. AxlisOld

    ban please

  18. AxlisOld

    I have never once even considered club nintendo, what is it? I have the Zeldas, Mario Galaxy, Metroid Other M.

  19. AxlisOld

    My DVDs have seen me through some hard times you bastard.

  20. AxlisOld

    You're still the same Simpsons quoting sarcastic bastard I grew to know and love if it makes you feel any better.

  21. AxlisOld

    You just act different on Skype than the forums that's all.

  22. AxlisOld

    I don't believe I ever said rude cunt.

  23. AxlisOld

    Liquor sales are officially privatized in Washinton state starting today.

    1. axl8302

      axl8302

      ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

  24. AxlisOld

    Do you get a commission from Sony for everyone you convert?

  25. AxlisOld

    Welcome back, assbag.

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