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JONEZY

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  1. As a St. Louis Rams fan, I knew this was coming. Once Stan Kroenke bought the property in Englewood, it was only a matter of time before St. Louis got fucked.

    Oh well, enjoy having a team again Los Angeles. Enjoy watching a team that leads the league in stupid penalties, and under Jeff Fischer, goes under .500 every fucking year. Looks like 3 years at the Coliseum, until Kroenke gets his stadium done. I guess the Chargers will play there too.

    Fuck Stan Kroenke, Fuck WAL-MART.

  2. Bree Olsen, one of Charlie's former Goddess's, was on Howard Stern today. She said Charlie never told her he was HIV+, they used sheep skin condoms, but had unprotected sex a few times. Remember this is coming from a porn star who has done it all.

    My question, what the hell are sheep skin condoms?

  3. Thank you Todd Gurley for making the final season of football in St. Louis worth watching. The Rams are normally out of the hunt by November. This year, they might have a shot at a playoff game. Its good to have a running back for a change, haven't had one since Marshall Faulk. Yeah, I know the Rams will be playing in LA in 2016, just gonna try and enjoy football in St. Louis for the next 2 months.

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  4. Has anybody on here umpired baseball? I have, not professionally of course, but I did it as a teenager. So I was umpiring kids, and would ump games for 'kids' who were 2 years younger than me. IE: My age was 17, and the players were 15.

    It's not as easy as it looks. And the fans(parents) can be real assholes when a call doesn't go their way.

    Oh well, just wanted to chime in on the umpire thing. Because I've come across a lot of people over the years who rip on the umpire any chance they get, but have never done it themselves.

  5. Cardinals need to put Tony Cruz in at catcher. Yadier Molina is hurt. God bless him for trying to play but he can't grip the bat and hit. Cruz has been his backup for 3 years and was hitting the ball very well down the stretch. Gotta get him in the lineup. Wind blowing out again today in Chicago. Lackey on 3 days rest, should be interesting. Cards gotta hit or its over.

  6. Looking forward to an historic Cubs Cards series. Last time they played in the playoffs? 1885 World Series. Oldest rivalry in sports heading back to the post-season stage, and I cannot wait!

    That's even a little bit of a historical stretch/simplification, but looking up the outcome of that, even that ended in a tie :lol: Even before there were World Series, the Cubs weren't winning the World Series.

    Granted. It was as close as they got to a World Series before the turn of the century. In any event, I look forward to this news bulletin in a few weeks:

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    Cubs might win the World Series in 2015. But we still don't have flying cars, dammit.

  7. Yogi was won of the best catchers to play the game. Just check out his stats, awesome. I didn't know til today that he was in World War 2, D-Day.

    Heard a great story years ago from Joe Garagiola, Yogi's cousin. Yogi was established with the Yankees by then, and Joe was trying to make the Cardinals team in spring training. The Cards were playing the Yankees so when Joe came up to bat, Yogi would tell him what pitch was coming, in Italian. Trying to help him out. The Umpire started to get pissed because he thought Yogi was making fun of the ump.

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  8. Saw Eddie Murphy in 1986. He was incredible. It was the "Raw" tour, which ended up being a movie(not this performance). Forget about Eddie doing the Shrek cartoon movies, etc.. He was a top notch stand up comic. I'm glad I got to see him because he never did stand up again. He was too big a movie star by that point.

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  9. Well, to be fair there were some other things going on with Michael Jackson before the child sex allegations came out. Going by memory here, so bare with me:

    -He had a pet chimp, carried him around while the chimp had a diaper on

    -Allegedly bought the "Elephant Man's" bones

    -Brought the actor from the TV show "Webster" to the grammys, carried him around like a little kid

    -Bought the Beatles music from under Paul McCartney, put a Beatles song on a NIKE commercial, a no-no back then

    -His face was turning whiter for some reason

    -Plastic surgery was beginning to get out of control

  10. Keep it classy, Yankee fans.

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    A picture of my TV yesterday during a nationally televised Mets/Yankees game.

    Look me in the eye and tell me Mets fans wouldn't do the exact same thing. Might be a different part of NY, but it's still NY...

    The Cubs loaded the bases with no one out in the 8th today, down 2 to the Cardinals. Rizzo got thrown out at home trying to score on a shallow fly to Heyward, and Montero struck out, and we fuckin' lost. God fucking dammit.

    Cubs are coming on strong. I think Molina may be out after that play you mentioned, he's having an MRI today. Anyway, if the Cubs do win the world series, they need to find Mr. Bartman and have him come to the victory parade.

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