Jabberwocky

Like Jet Li, this Glock got a kick

I'm pretty damn ugly, so I know ugly when I see it

My car is so old that it has Varicose veins

Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

Despite all my rage I am still making minimum wage

I pull up the Gran Turino
and play some music for the holy ghost

Do you promise the funk
The whole funk, nothin' but the funk?

I ain't talkin' 'bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys

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They're eating her...and then they're gonna eat me...OH MY GODDDDDD!!!

Never let cannibalism get in the way of a good party

I'll play the radio on southern stations cause southern belles are hell at night

A reaper grim sent saracens who cannot see the writing on the walls

I went to Toronto, I went to Atlanta

I used to drink Pepsi, but now I like Fanta.

I ain't workin for the man, I'm an Allosaurus , baby.

I ain't got a pot to piss in but I got alot of pot to smoke

It's hard out here for a pimp

You can't do observational humor if the only thing you're willing to observe is your own feelings

Failure. Just a goddamn failure

Not To Self: Change The Bong Water

The blues you gave me have now turn to red

I sold a hundred hits to a hundred heads that'll never come back. You know what I mean?

I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man.