Randy Lahey Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 (edited) Chinese Democracy II (2012)CASTBatman W. Axl RoseAlfred Beta LebeisRobin Fernando LebeisJoker BBATwo Face MSLSelina Kyle P4ACatwoman MadisonEx-Mayor Eric RomeoMayor UK SubsCommissioner Gordon High VoltageBatgirl SLAAThomas Meadow TMFull cast and crew >>ScriptSLAA awakes to find herself lying in bed beside Axl Rose, somewhere deep inside King Dick's bedroom. SLAA: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!!Axl: Hi is good.SLAA: Yeah, hi is good. Hi is good. Hi Axl!Axl: High is better. Get yourself a stool and go grab the weed and papers that are lying on top of my dresser. I'm curious to find out if you are as good at rolling joints as you are at sucking joints.Camera zooms in on SLAA as she smiles: you see a ginger pube stuck in between her two front teeth. SLAA: Sure ting, Axl. Next shot takes place in Madison's apartment. Madison and BBA are in bed and starting to get it on.BBA: Madison?P4A: YesBBA: Madison, you've got BBA inside you. See more >>StorylineMYGNR Forum: dark, dangerous, 'populated' only by a mostly weary and cynical fanbase. Despite the best efforts of owner UK Subs and Mod Commissioner High Voltage, the forum becomes increasingly boring, erratic and unsafe...until rock singer W. Axl Rose once again emerges from his mansion with a new album entitled Chinese Democracy II. As Axl struggles to get his record company to release Chinese Democracy II, he must once again contend with arch forum cupcake nemesis BBA and a legion of mentally ill foreign orphan teens, as they try and sabotage Axl's band and force him into reuniting with his former drug addlered bandmates. Edited October 2, 2012 by Randy Lahey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Selina Kyle P4ACatwoman Madison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratrace Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Nah close the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Devil Hill Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Selina Kyle P4ACatwoman Madison I had to double-check to make sure MSL didn't create the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITBOSS Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 gotta love the does any one else think.... threadsshould be "chinese democracy II 2016" tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Selina Kyle P4ACatwoman Madison I had to double-check to make sure MSL didn't create the thread.Why? Quite a few people believe that they're the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saber_ Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 (edited) BBA is MYGNR according to Thomas Meadow, dead-air specialist and popular "radio" host. Edited October 1, 2012 by brainsaber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Devil Hill Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Selina Kyle P4ACatwoman Madison I had to double-check to make sure MSL didn't create the thread.Why? Quite a few people believe that they're the same. Because when he did it, it had been the first time I'd seen P4A get accused of being Madison, and he called her Madison in every argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunzen Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 (edited) Every time I see a thread Randy starts i think of that SNL skit where Phil Donahue runs out of ideas for his show. Give it s rest Randy, less is more. Edited October 1, 2012 by Ruxin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Selina Kyle P4ACatwoman Madison I had to double-check to make sure MSL didn't create the thread.Why? Quite a few people believe that they're the same. Because when he did it, it had been the first time I'd seen P4A get accused of being Madison, and he called her Madison in every argument. I see. I missed that argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demesne Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Two Face MSLHow appropiate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuloputas Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 (edited) BBA and a legion of mentally ill foreign orphan teens, as they try and sabotage Axl's band and force him into reuniting with his former drug addlered bandmates. :lol: Edited October 1, 2012 by Chuloputas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcano62 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 We are missing The Riddler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sleeping Like An Angel Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Awesome Please write some more script Randy. This will be epic. I love being batgirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB. Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 So who is Poison Ivy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted October 1, 2012 Author Share Posted October 1, 2012 Word on the street is that BBA is going to have the Jimmy Kimmel audience decked out in top hats for Axl's appearance on the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patience 4 Axl Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Selina Kyle P4ACatwoman Madison I had to double-check to make sure MSL didn't create the thread.Why? Quite a few people believe that they're the same. Because when he did it, it had been the first time I'd seen P4A get accused of being Madison, and he called her Madison in every argument. And then he stopped when High Voltage set the record straight. FFS this is getting annoying.Anyway, good stuff Randy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted October 2, 2012 Author Share Posted October 2, 2012 Please write some more script Randy. This will be epic. I love being batgirl No problem. I've now added a script section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeymo Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Selina Kyle P4ACatwoman Madison I had to double-check to make sure MSL didn't create the thread.Why? Quite a few people believe that they're the same. Because when he did it, it had been the first time I'd seen P4A get accused of being Madison, and he called her Madison in every argument. And then he stopped when High Voltage set the record straight. FFS this is getting annoying.Anyway, good stuff Randy! The only one who believes that lie is you. Jerk off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Disappointed that I didn't make the cast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlsalinger Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 (edited) EXT. ARKHAM ASYLUM - NIGHTThe JOKER, RIDDLER, and TWO-FACE rappel over the front gates of Arkham Asylum. JOKER: I told them they couldn't keep me locked up forever. And I'm so tired of all this New Batman shit. Saving orphaned children and hosting a Bat-Ball at a goddamned casino. Batman needs to reunite with his old cronies so this can actually be a fair fight.RIDDLER: Riddle me this, Jokes. You said there was no Chinese Democracy 2, yet the Bat appears to have it in his possession as we speak.JOKER: Have you heard it yet, Riddles? I thought not. Gotham needs me to tell the truth about this fake Justice League and their non-existant album of redemption. TWO-FACE: Let me at 'em. I'll get a hold of it and leak it to every computer terminal in Gotham City.RIDDLER: Soon, Two-Face, but I'll bet you it's just a bunch of unfinished demos anyway. For now, I must get the word out that I'm back in business. Living proof that you don't have to be crazy to keep this town honest. But it helps! Ha ha! To Thomas Meadow's radio show, to spread the good news! INT. BATCAVE - NIGHTBatman, Robin and Alfred listen intently to an audio recording of The Joker's escape. ROBIN: I told you I'd get my listening device planted on the Joker so we could hear everything. I told you, Batman!BATMAN: Nice work, Robin. But I've got a couple of tricks up my sleeve too. Alfred, get me Jimmy Kimmel on the line. No, use the Bat-Phone. Gotham needs to hear that I'm still on the job. No one will care about Joker's silly ramblings once I get the word out that our new team is still in business and better than ever.ALFRED: He's waiting for you on line one, sir. Edited October 2, 2012 by axlsalinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 "high is better""mentally ill foreign orphans" Keep going. I nominate Slash as Ra'as al-Ghul and HRS as Harley Quinn to BBA's Joker. Sailaway can be one of those guys in the imitation Batman suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sleeping Like An Angel Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Please write some more script Randy. This will be epic. I love being batgirl No problem. I've now added a script section.Nice Will you be adding more to it? This is really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted October 2, 2012 Author Share Posted October 2, 2012 (edited) Please write some more script Randy. This will be epic. I love being batgirl No problem. I've now added a script section.Nice Will you be adding more to it? This is really funny.Yes. It'll be a long drawn out process, much like the making of CD itself. Edited October 2, 2012 by Randy Lahey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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