Facekicker Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 (edited) Come on now seriously this is a guaranteed win for Axl and Team Brazil. Who makes a better mascot for Hot Sauce than Uncle Axl - is there a redhead out there more famous for having a fiery temper?We should all help Team Brazil with this and get Axl back out there promoting this shit. He could even get the band to record some jingles based on the GNR hits. Uncle Axl's Appetite for Dishtruction Hot Chile Sauce "Well well well, whats that smell, Chili HellLook out!" Edited May 7, 2013 by TheDiceMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coma16 Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 $45 a bottle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 7, 2013 Author Share Posted May 7, 2013 (edited) Splash that shit on everything in sighttastes like fireAnd fucks your eyesightYour asshole will explode in the middle of the nightYOWZA! Edited May 7, 2013 by TheDiceMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris 55 Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Come on now seriously this is a guaranteed win for Axl and Team Brazil. Who makes a better mascot for Hot Sauce than Uncle Axl - is there a redhead out there more famous for having a fiery temper?We should all help Team Brazil with this and get Axl back out there promoting this shit. He could even get the band to record some jingles based on the GNR hits. Uncle Axl's Appetite for Dishtruction Hot Chile Sauce "Well well well, whats that smell, Chili HellLook out!" Ugh. "Uncle Axl" makes him sound like a child molester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno P. Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Worse than Vicent's threads. You need help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maynard Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 The record company would try to stop it, even giving him 1 million dollars to spend on the best products available to mankind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Team Brazil is doing an excellent job managing the band.If they think this is a viable option, that benefits Axl, the band, and the fans - they will be on top of it.We - as GnR fans - are extremely lucky to have them on board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 7, 2013 Author Share Posted May 7, 2013 Its ok we've all been there. Especially bumblefoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSeeker Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Axl Rose Hot Sauce: It Keeps You Waiting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 He already did. It's called Volcano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalsh327 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 He said he'd license the name out to a burger chain. Maybe he wasn't kidding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 8, 2013 Author Share Posted May 8, 2013 "I'm an old chili burger makerFeel the burn, it'll rip your ass in twoAnd it'll leave you crying on the bedWith your ass in the air" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TombRaider Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I'd suggest marketing his own rum but I fear he would probably drink it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November_rain Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Axl Rose Hot Sauce: It Keeps You Waiting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trqster Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Axl should instead be hired by Tommy's Chilli Burgers as their offical PR. After all he already made a publicity stunt for the burger company at the Jimmy Kimmel interview...."I was waiting for something enlightening and all I got was promotion for a show and his evident affinity for a chili burger," Hudson tells Us Weekly exclusively. "Where is the love Axl? And I stayed up for this? Sex, drugs and chili dogs. Long live Axl Rose. And a Halloween tree."Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/axl-roses-jimmy-kimmel-interview-slashs-wife-perla-hudson-reacts-20122510#ixzz2SiN2W2PP Follow us: @usweekly on Twitter | usweekly on Facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 8, 2013 Author Share Posted May 8, 2013 I'd suggest marketing his own rum but I fear he would probably drink it all.W. Axl Rose Cuban White Rum Aged Indefinitely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bellastar2355 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I want Axl's hotsauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 8, 2013 Author Share Posted May 8, 2013 Yeah but its rude to spit in restaurants bella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimb0 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I don't think it's gonna happen. Remember how Bumble gave Axl his hot sauce, and he turned red and welts popped up on his forehead lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 8, 2013 Author Share Posted May 8, 2013 No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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