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This equality

Reserved for you

And you're not me

Who wants some

Quality

And you knew

I was there

An opinion

That is theirs

Is too much for you

For you to bare

And no

I don't care

It's you who

Pushed them

Then blamed me

So save the

Shame squad

You have

Shamed yourself

At a backfired misstep

Then you threw it

All away trying to

Control so they

Cut you out

And somehow it was

All my fault

Am done with you

I'm not your scapegoat

Everytime you moan

You haven't changed though

Until you know

 

 

 

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People who

Don't care do

If we say

We don't then

We don't care to

Change it

Shame it

Rearrange it too

 

To fit into

What we all

Should do to

Make you

Happy

And you're a pain

Moan and complain

Always pressure me

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Buy this

Run out and try this

Hi Kids

My name is Snake-Pit

For goodness sake-It

ain't some fake shit

I'ma make it

So yall can take it

Ya get me

Ya heard

 

But when you have a bad day

Just throw it all away

Bang ba bang bang bang

Bang ba ba bang bang bang

 

Listening to

Myself again now

Snake-Pit's absurd

Scatelogical Nerd

Have at it all

Now

Let's be perturbed 

Pariah to the masses

Walking out of classes

Making quick passes

Smoking his grass it's

Snake-Pit

 

But when you have a bad day

Just throw it all away

Bang ba bang bang bang

Bang ba ba bang bang bang

 

Take-it

Take-it

Break-it

Baby

Yeah

Just be you

And I'll be me

Mutha fucking

Snake-Pit as can be

 

But when you have a bad day

Just throw it all away

Bang ba bang bang bang

Bang ba ba bang bang bang

 

A parent's nightmare

No worse than

When South Park first aired

Or when Eminem got V' D'

I don't care

Beware that

Professor Green reeks

Worse than Snake-Pit's sex doll

After it's been three weeks

Knock

Professor Green

The fuck out

Throw him under Adele

Give Croydon

Another reason

To riot about

 

But when you have a bad day

Just throw it all away

Bang ba bang bang bang

Bang ba ba bang bang bang

 

A town located

On the Hellmouth

I started on

Harry Potter

At Witchfest

Just to get

Kicked out

 

But when you have a bad day

Just throw it all away

Bang ba bang bang bang

Bang ba ba bang bang bang

But when you have a bad day

Just throw it all away

Bang ba bang bang bang

Bang ba ba bang bang bang

 

Bang ba ba bang bang bang

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Snake-Pit

Realer than

Fake tits


How many Turds

Blurt shit that's heard

Lyrics so shit - Yeah

They dress like Nerds

I oughta' bust these Twerps

So watch me curse

(Fuck you Kirsty)!

I was coerced

By her curves and words

Life in the fast lane

Like love hate and work

Where wary wars wore worse

and in the end I saw

She was as deep as my piss

and that fine arse

Still produced shit

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On 19 April 2016 at 5:58 PM, mademoiselle aka jessica said:

Last one, this past March.

 

Don't think you're stronger than truth 
For truth is the eyes of God
Don't think I'm lower than you
For we have the same blood

Your fear is the fear of man
And man has forgotten man
Good can't buy past evils

Don't play with forces you slaved
For slave is the one needing
Don't think power you'll get
For too high is the pricing

Your fear is the fear of man 
And man has forgotten man
Good can't erase past deeds

Don't believe they who rob you
For the thief is too clever 
Don't fall for a new world 
For the world is darker

For the world is over

Copyright Jessica C-D 2016

In the end i saw first would've fit your rhyme scheme better ;)

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9 minutes ago, Len B'stard said:

Sorry, that was meant to be to Snakes.

Oh...  I didn't even catch on until you sad that.

 

 I guess you may have a point; however my train of thought was 'keep those ands lower case' - for some reason - and sort of pair them off and also, I liked how it wrapped things up.

I was actually given the topic sh*t to work with and - this is what came up, my piece to a rap sh*t... but erm... I am thinking about using the name Snake-Pit on something.

8 minutes ago, mademoiselle aka jessica said:

Its ok.

i just mechanically replied to your quoting me.

 

:lol:

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They let you pay and you get to say the word

hooray for tolerance!

Hooray for tolerance

Donation over censorship

Freedom of speech priced

Outter my market screw it

I'ma go to Primark

Because we have no Target

 

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On 15 May 2016 at 0:02 PM, Snake-Pit said:

They let you pay and you get to say the word

hooray for tolerance!

Hooray for tolerance

Donation over censorship

Freedom of speech priced

Outter my market screw it

I'ma go to Primark

Because we have no Target

 

I used an exclaimation mark for an i you thick cunt :lol:

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Verse 1 (poems have verses, right?): 

As I looked upon the setting sun

I saw a young lad run

From the terrifying PappyTron 

He was yelling "Yer a feisty one!"

"I'll catch up and we'll have fun"

And he catched up and said "no tears, hun"

Verse 2:

As PappyTron violated the lad

It made me feel quite sad

And PappyTron whispered "who's yer dad"

The young lad became mad

"My dad's name is Brad!"

And PappyTron followed with "my real name is Chad"

Verse 3:

As I called the cops I spotted Snake-Pit 

He was letting out a big shit

I heard him yell "oi there you fuckwit"

 He was throwing a fit

Like a regular Brit

And they all lived happily ever after-it

 

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Aa  i lookened uoon @Powerage5Powerage5 face

I was ve et much amazed 

I thoutjt #"heaven nusr be his place" 

And i didn't loon like hin, thsts a disgrsce

I saw @Gracii Gunsand i yelled "hi grace" 

She rab away and it escalated to a chase

End

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Amrag ppwagr but now gracii
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My dog had diarrhea 

And he shat all over my car

That made me mighty pissed

I wanted to throw him far

As I was throwing my dog

I came across the tsar

He attacked me and yelled

"Peasant! I shall douse you in feather and tar!"

I smacked the cunt in the face, and he screamed

"I declare war!"

I killed the wanker and

Went to the nearest bar

I ordered my drink, which was

"Lenny's Blood in a jar"

 

End

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I don't need to

Speak to

Two nuns and

Gracii Guns

Looks good

If I could

I would watch you

Getting undressed

I'm a pervert

And it's time to

Confess

Blessed

A convert

With his eye

On the sky

And another

Down your fucking

Dress

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2 hours ago, Snake-Pit said:

I don't need to

Speak to

Two nuns and

Gracii Guns

Looks good

If I could

I would watch you

Getting undressed

I'm a pervert

And it's time to

Confess

Blessed

A convert

With his eye

On the sky

And another

Down your fucking

Dress

you've lost your mojo, snakes

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19 minutes ago, AslatIE said:

you've lost your mojo, snakes

Codswallop

 

 

AslatIE, rhymes with Tee? Tie? 'As-sla-tee?' 'As-sla-tie'?

I don't know, but sure is a helluva guy? helluva girl? I don't know

So oh well

Oh well

Oh well

Oh well

Oh well

Oh well

Oh well

Trust

This mojo

You know

Is gonna

Go soap and blow

Not soak but show

SouthEnders

Like me

Are horrendous

Indeed

Break a couple

Of laws

Going grocery shopping 

 

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1 minute ago, Snake-Pit said:

Codswallop

 

 

AslatIE, rhymes with Tee? Tie? 'As-sla-tee?' 'As-sla-tie'?

I don't know, but sure is a helluva guy? helluva girl? I don't know

So oh well

Oh well

Oh well

Oh well

Oh well

Oh well

Oh well

Trust

This mojo

You know

Is gonna

Go soap and blow

Not soak but show

SouthEnders

Like me

Are horrendous

Indeed

Break a couple of

Laws going

Grocery shopping 

 

abou' ta bust

Thrust to the beat

Adjust then trust

In you and me

 

 

they keep getting worse and worse :lol:

btw, you could pronounce it as ''ah-slut-e-eh'' (british a)

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A slut

Eh?

Add an

E' into that

and what

do you get/have?

EA Sports!

No!

It's in the game

You'd have

AslatIE or Ah Slut E Eh

Cause' I'm aboot that eh

Canada forever

Peace!

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