Len Cnut Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 4 hours ago, PappyTron said: You know, when Tennyson died bells rang out across London for days. Should I wonder what noise the city shall make at your own passing? A silent fart? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 47 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: A silent fart? A loud, wet fart, blasting out from Primark Y-Fronts throughout this fair land. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 (edited) Len is a B Standard All the way from Kashmir to Kensington He likes to take no shit because he ain't a tit He lived all his life In the suburbs of Horse shit Edited August 4, 2016 by Slash787 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Inspired by my trip to Horley; My haiku. This bus stop is not In use this bus stop is not In use this bus stop #noshit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 11 hours ago, Slash787 said: Len is a B Standard All the way from Kashmir to Kensington He likes to take no shit because he ain't a tit He lived all his life In the suburbs of Horse shit Kashmir's in India Look it up Obama went to Watford Look it up Slash787 smokes crack Look it up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 I love how I've suddenly become the topic of this thread all of a sudden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Len B'stard said: I love how I've suddenly become the topic of this thread all of a sudden No. No. No. No. No. Si. Mo. Nc. Ow. Ell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 (edited) Life Is it Worth it Living Always giving a Damn when I'm Damned yeah Caring and sharing Wasn't meant for me I make those Abuse their body Because I am nobody Right words wrong face Set to work in my place Edited August 22, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 (edited) When something matters It's all that matters That's what's the matter with me Oh yeah Times I've tried and always kept my stride an' Where can I hide Away Because it always ends up the same No matter who can change If I could change I would because it's No good Edited August 22, 2016 by Snake-Pit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Tell you all About a guy named me From the neighbourhood Called Thornton Heath Fucking so hard now I'm Hardly fucking Going so far In this dead end I'm stuck in Shit's not dead Shops close their doors at night Waiting to get served Go queue outside and the streets are packed With those on crack Out is an insane asylum In this jungle habitat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Snake, the last time that I came across rhymes so whack they were being spat out by OG Loc. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 On 8/5/2016 at 4:28 AM, Len Cnut said: I love how I've suddenly become the topic of this thread all of a sudden could it be otherwise?? js... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 minute ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: could it be otherwise?? js... Im reasonably certain that everyones thinking about me anyway 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Im reasonably certain that everyones thinking about me anyway of course we are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Just now, AxlsFavoriteRose said: of course we are! See? I knew it! I know it just like i know the applause in my head everytime i get up to do something is real . God is watching over me and everytime i do something he's like 'GO ON SON!!!' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: See? I knew it! I know it just like i know the applause in my head everytime i get up to do something is real . God is watching over me and everytime i do something he's like 'GO ON SON!!!' hahaha! yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 (edited) 1 minute ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: hahaha! yes! With Jesus next to him getting jealous Edited September 4, 2016 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Just now, Len Cnut said: With Jesus next him getting jealous WWJD? be jealous of Len of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Just now, Snake-Pit said: Funnily enough im drinking a bottle of white wine...see, it all ties together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Just now, Len Cnut said: Funnily enough im drinking a bottle of white wine...see, it all ties together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 See? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Just now, Len Cnut said: See? Wait, you're white? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snake-Pit said: Wait, you're white? No, the wines white, im an asian, do you not see that long brown beanstalk arm outstretched there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Just now, Len Cnut said: No, the wines white,... I've seen you look darker on some Sex Pistols concert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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