Dr. Who Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 The darkness must goDown the river of nights' dreamingFlow, Morphia, slowLet the sun and light come streamingInto my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Flow Morphia, flow! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Wake upMasturbateShow up to workFive minutes lateAll I want is my paystubSo I can buy some decent grubWho sang this to the tune "woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb..."? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Flow Morphia, flow! Miser's going through a Rocky Horror phase now IN JUST SEVEN DAYS...I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Wake upMasturbateShow up to workFive minutes lateAll I want is my paystubSo I can buy some decent grubWho sang this to the tune "woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb..."?It fits, it fits! Im singing Day in the Life that way forevermore now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
45miles Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 HaikuHard, harder, hardest--Oops, sorry. You thrust too hard.Didn't mean to bite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 I'm a reactionTo all your actionsIndeedYou're my catalystSometimes cataclysmicIs meBut it is what it isSeeI am what I amJust call me Mister ReactionI amMirror Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I can't but I do so I amAngry with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Is that another way of telling us that you've got the ol' droop or what? An impotent porn star, if that aint reason enough to write poems i dunno what is 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 You are allowed to finish sentences on the same line in poetry, by the way, Snakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 You are allowed to finish sentences on the same line in poetry, by the way, Snakes. Thats probably how he defines poetry The lines dont go all the way innit...bruv, geez', nice one, sorted, apples and pears and Forntun Eeeeeeeeeeeeeef massiiiiiiiive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I wanna be a monsterso people will hide in fearI wanna get so hugethat people won't come nearI'm done apologizing for thingsthat don't deserve any recognition I'm tired of bowing downto others in submissionIt's time for me to beef up so people will remember my namelife might be a version monopoly, but I'm tired of playing their game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Instead of living my life in limboI've resolved to become a fucking himbo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) Without warThere is no treatySo hand meMy handgunBitchI'm givin' youSomeSome for somethingThat I neverSum saidSome for somethingNow hear me comeWhat's my nameBitchSay itWhat's myNowWhat's my name-What's ma-What's ma-What's my name-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah Edited August 9, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Pumping irongetting swoleI wanna tape a pornoWith my dick in her hole 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) Pumping ironBased on that it's'Off to the gym I go!..'It doesn't take much for me.. Edited August 9, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) I wanna be a monsterso people will hide in fearI wanna get so hugethat people won't come nearI'm done apologizing for thingsthat don't deserve any recognitionI'm tired of bowing downto others in submissionIt's time for me to beef up so people will remember my namelife might be a version monopoly, but I'm tired of playing their gameBeing big dont make people afraid of you, being able to fight does that, being big just makes it so more arseholes see you as a potential target on a night out, when your jaw gets rocked all the muscles in the world won't make a difference. Being big just makes people wanna try you, no offence but all the muscles in the world won't make you scary. Being unsure of yourself and shaky and one of those avoid eye contact kinda people, thats in a persons nature, you can't train that out of you, nerve, the ability to not shit your pants when under threat, again, can't really train it out of you. Edited August 10, 2015 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 I want to build muscle because it is my passion and hobby. I want to look the best I can and be the best I can. I'm not looking for fights, and you won't see me at a bar anyway because I don't drink anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 (edited) When I amdisinterestedWhy won'tit get restedI think that you'reout of touchAnd damn well out ofline now Edited August 16, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 When I amdisinterestedWhy won'tit get restedI think that you'reout of touchAnd damn well out ofline now, you cuntHelps the rhyme, keeps the meter going 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 (edited) When I amdisinterestedWhy won'tit get restedI think that you'reout of touchAnd damn well out ofline now, you cuntHelps the rhyme, keeps the meter going I could do freestyleMake me run a mileYa cunt!Smokin' that fat bluntLet's be bluntThe gunners aren'tGonna win for shitGet a tattooOf my bluesAcross my tits Edited August 16, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 When I amdisinterestedWhy won'tit get restedI think that you'reout of touchAnd damn well out ofline now, you cuntHelps the rhyme, keeps the meter going I could do freestyleMake me run a mileYa cunt!Smokin' that fat bluntLet's be blunt the gunnersAren't gonna win for shitGet a tattoo of ChelseaAcross my titsFuckin sorted your lot out half an hour ago though didnt they you fuckin' South London wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Fuckin sorted your lot out half an hour ago though didnt they you fuckin' South London wanker Brap brap!Eng-ger-lund!!!J/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 When I amdisinterestedWhy won'tit get restedI think that you'reout of touchAnd damn well out ofline now, you cuntHelps the rhyme, keeps the meter going I could do freestyleMake me run a mileYa cunt!Smokin' that fat bluntLet's be blunt the gunnersAren't gonna win for shitGet a tattoo of ChelseaAcross my titsFuckin sorted your lot out half an hour ago though didnt they you fuckin' South London wanker Just being in the Premiership is a victory for Crystal Palace.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 When I amdisinterestedWhy won'tit get restedI think that you'reout of touchAnd damn well out ofline now, you cuntHelps the rhyme, keeps the meter going I could do freestyleMake me run a mileYa cunt!Smokin' that fat bluntLet's be blunt the gunnersAren't gonna win for shitGet a tattoo of ChelseaAcross my titsFuckin sorted your lot out half an hour ago though didnt they you fuckin' South London wanker Just being in the Premiership is a victory for Crystal Palace.. Like a slag thats just grateful for the shaggin' eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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