Sixes Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 (edited) "Last night"I fingered her assthen bit her titand rubbed some peanut butterall over my dick Edited February 23, 2014 by axl666axl666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amish Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 I'll jump on this bandwagon"I Saw It Coming"I sawa thing go inmy bum.I sawthat thing insidesquirt cum.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"Turn Me On"Turn me around Daddy,after you stick it in,because your dick is the only thingyou can turn me on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amish Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I killed a puppywith my toytruckI was 6 and Igave not afuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I wrote a poem for my sister, in a get well soon card, as she has broken two toes and found out that she is anaemic. I have changed her last name to protect my identity. There was a young lass called Miss Peel,When, down the stairs she did keel,She broke two toes,And her iron is low,Soon, I hope she will heal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 (edited) I'm an old man and I never ever forget sometimes there is no Brain Bleach to get this stain stuck on my mind brain washed or whatever forever fucked in mine I can't unread what I read upFed up but still I get, by. Edited February 26, 2014 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 'S - E, S - E - X, All I want is sex. S - E, S - E - X, All I want is sex...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Snake-Pit make DOOM so hornyHorny in the bungholeB-U-N-G-H-O-L-E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 DOOM like boomBoom like roomRoom like place I'm sitting in 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) Bunny nunny nah, it's the one the only, the fucking M C - Bunny nunny nah, from Croydon in the landOf the free South London what what what what; Y'know what I'm talkin' na'bout, sex n' weed ' this town,Sin City, shout out to the strippers strippers who take off their knickers knickers rolling another joint in Thornton Heath Edited February 27, 2014 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixes Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 snake-pit, snake-pitif you had a titi'd suck it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) If I had a pair of double d'sDo you thinkYou could afford these?Holding tits in the bath Edited February 27, 2014 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixes Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 if i can't afford theeand the double d'salone i shall standwith pee pee in handand squirt for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 her deathmy deathyet people still treat me like i'm still alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I think girls are pretty blandI'd rather stroke it with my hand 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 They gave him timeDoors slamChain GangThey hated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 once I took LSDsaw the world in it's entiretynow I'm depressedmy hygienes a messand now I drink excessively Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Is you sister Diana Rigg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 (edited) Let's allGo to TescosWhere they haveThe best clothesBa na na yeahBa na na ye IBa na na ye A Edited April 21, 2014 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Bloodclart,Pussyclart itDon't get meStartedThis bullshit'sRetarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Wake up around a quarter to nine. Hit auto brew, wander to the kitchen to find,the cereal is gone, dishes broken on the floor,Fuck it. Time to go to the liquor store. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Life's a big fat bitchYou never evenSaw it comingTime you better'veStarted runningLife's a big fat bitchEven if it's allFor nothing/LifeSuch a greatBig bitchC'mon meetMy fistHey Baby!CompleteMy world - Mine mine mine mine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
45miles Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I did NaPoWriMo this April. This is my tongue-in-cheek re-write of César Vallejo's "Black Stone Lying on a White Stone":Old Lady Squashed on the Black Pavementafter César Vallejo I want to get hit by a bus crossing the street while drunkon a bottle of Casamigos tequila when I'm about 85 years old or so.I want to get by a bus in broad daylight and never see it cominguntil the big bang has already kicked my ass into the next universe.It will make a loud noise, as the brakes squealtoo late, and someone who never knew me will scream;shell-shocked people will gather and cover the little kids' eyes,while others take pictures with their iPhones, if those are still around.My nephews will sigh when they are called with the news,and I hope they make excuses to get out of my memorial service.I hope they have dates instead and they tell them, “Crazy Aunt Jessie--she got smooshed like a bug by one of those ancient Greyhound buseswhile wasted. She caused quite the commotion in the squarefor a couple of hours before they finally got her scraped off the road. Dessert?” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 anal sex until you fartedanal sex and im retardedanal sex the dearly departedanal sex stains on my carpet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Sit around in front of the tube,watch hockey, talkin' shit to rubeson a band siteregarding music I don't even likeBut it's okay tomorrow I'll leavefind a new hobby, or find something to achieveyet I'll wake up tomorrow half past tenmix a Bloody Mary and do this all again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 anal sex until you fartedanal sex and im retardedanal sex the dearly departedanal sex stains on my carpetI'm gonna put some power chords together and yell this over the top. Sit around in front of the tube,watch hockey, talkin' shit to rubeson a band siteregarding music I don't even likeBut it's okay tomorrow I'll leavefind a new hobby, or find something to achieveyet I'll wake up tomorrow half past tenmix a Bloody Mary and do this all againYour shits totally lived in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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