Jabberwocky Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 I knew this real hot girlShe said that she was cleanShe opened up her legsAnd smelled just like sardines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 (edited) Sometimes, the sudden rushOf debortuary, The municipal legs openGreen crashes to the groundNo hands are allowed Edited June 13, 2014 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheapJon Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 (edited) I don't want to fuckThis bitch's cunt taste good thoughMight as well lick it Edited June 13, 2014 by CheapJon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 anal sex until you fartedanal sex and im retardedanal sex the dearly departedanal sex stains on my carpetI'm gonna put some power chords together and yell this over the top. Sit around in front of the tube,watch hockey, talkin' shit to rubeson a band siteregarding music I don't even likeBut it's okay tomorrow I'll leavefind a new hobby, or find something to achieveyet I'll wake up tomorrow half past tenmix a Bloody Mary and do this all againYour shits totally lived in.i'd love to hear it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nulla Lex Ink. Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 (edited) Well, posted this in that Budweiser topic, might as well put it here, so I don't forget it.Take me down to misery cityWhere the air ain't cleanAnd the economy's shittyAnd the beer is mostly foamAlso, I think everyone knows this:Roses are redViolets are blueSorry I gave youHerpes type two Edited June 13, 2014 by Nulla Lex Ink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
45miles Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 HaikuHis wad blown too soon--A lackluster performance.Where's my vibrator? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Heart broken manWhat he wants he can never getAll he wants is to forgetAlways wondering got his regretYeah he can't take the stuffRunning low said there is no loveSlowly oh he can't give a fuckGetting high wondering whyIt hurts so muchBut life isn't fair his wifeHe can not touchIn life you can'tAlways get what you wantIt's a bitchIt really is 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
45miles Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Heart broken manWhat he wants he can never getAll he wants is to forgetAlways wondering got his regretYeah he can't take the stuffRunning low said there is no loveSlowly oh he can't give a fuckGetting high wondering whyIt hurts so muchBut life isn't fair his wifeHe can not touchIn life you can'tAlways get what you wantIt's a bitchIt really isThat's sad. I feel like it would be inappropriate to respond with a haiku about anal sex now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 (edited) Dazey is a fucking tool, Who reopened a thread And unleashed a fool Who wallows in his own self-pity And all his posts are all quite shitty His potential in love is truly subpar And his fucking loser-ish posts have gone too far Ninety percent of the forum has had enough Of this insufferable, narcissistic stuff So now I sit here and beg you everyone on the board, Don't encourage the vainglorious whores. Edited June 15, 2014 by arnold layne 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Heart broken manWhat he wants he can never getAll he wants is to forgetAlways wondering got his regretYeah he can't take the stuffRunning low said there is no loveSlowly oh he can't give a fuckGetting high wondering whyIt hurts so muchBut life isn't fair his wifeHe can not touchIn life you can'tAlways get what you wantIt's a bitchIt really isThat's sad. I feel like it would be inappropriate to respond with a haiku about anal sex now. Thank you, it wrote it's self.Messy divorceThis course is setYeah this horse is deadSensless beatingsAt the meetingsParties part and oneMan's broken heartIs his own soPlease don't startEveryday wrap awayCan't face the dayGotta do what youGotta do can't takeA personal day theyWouldn't give it to youAnyway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broskirose Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Time: 3:20 PM Eastern Location: Bedroom Circumstance: Sleep Deprived, Anxious Type: Improvasational Freewrite ----------------------------- It was snowing just a minute ago I once saw a man get fucked by another He was standing in a large room No emotion No pain No pleasure He was used to the sensation It was his life When it ended, a young girl and her friend walked by Laughing about something... The man broke into tears and made a choice Who cares? God? God isn't real. God is for children. Juvenile dictator threatening Worship or be tortured But he loves you. So he says. Maybe the other Gods mistreated him and we're his experiement Maybe we deserve it. I do. What the fuck is this and how do I have zero memory of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bonham Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 There once was a young man from Kent, Whose dick was so long that it bent, To save himself trouble, he put it in double, And instead of coming, he went 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
45miles Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 HaikuBlunt force, searing pain:elephant in a hallway.It doesn't go there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Rocking and rollingRolling and rockingRocking and rollingRolling and rocking 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Snake Pit Snake PitSnakes the PitHe's on FacebookHe's on the stageHe's on the grassHe's Snake the PitSnake in your pitHands on your titsHappy penis in your mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
45miles Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I like rosesI like youI like rosesYes, I doI like rosesI like youI like rosesIt's trueThey're myGibson Les PaulFerrari Four five eightStarry Night By Van GoghAnd oh Don't you knowThatI like rosesI like youI like rosesYes, I doI like rosesI like youI like rosesIt's trueRedThe color for fashionRedThe color for passionRed in a roseLet everybody knowThatI like rosesI like youI like rosesI like youI like rosesI like youI like rosesN' bring themGuns tooI wrote that in American English because I wanted Gogh to rhyme with know.What does Gogh rhyme with in British English? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 (edited) I like rosesI like youI like rosesYes, I doI like rosesI like youI like rosesIt's trueThey're myGibson Les PaulFerrari four five eightStarry Night by Van GoghAnd oh don't you knowThatI like rosesI like youI like rosesYes, I doI like rosesI like youI like rosesAnd you're a rose tooRedThe color for fashionRedThe color for passionRed in a roseLet everybody knowThatI like rosesI like youI like rosesI like youI like rosesI like youI like rosesN' bring themGuns tooI wrote that in American English because I wanted Gogh to rhyme with know.-HAHAHA, I deleted that draft and got quoted in the process.Gogh rhymes with Goth in British English. Edited June 17, 2014 by Snake-Pit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
45miles Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Gogh rhymes with Goth in British English.Heh, I didn't know that. I guess I've learned my something new for today (well, tonight, anyway). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 i fell out of a window andinto your bedroomwhat's your dogs name again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Snake Pit Snake PitSnakes the PitHe's on FacebookHe's on the stageHe's on the grassHe's Snake the PitSnake in your pitHands on your titsHappy penis in your mouthI sang that to the tune of "Springfield, Springfield it's a hell of a town. ......" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 IWas the oneWho was lostAnd found inMy own thoughtsI've laid bareAnd laid thereBeforeThat ICan't careYeah ICan't careAnymoreNo IIs it me or is it youCan't findGive me reason to 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
45miles Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 HaikuOh, sweet tequila!Is it only Thursday night?You taste like Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Sugary, sweet, carbonated, caffeinated ecstasyAdds a kick in the average workdayA canned buzz, and...hungover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 LipsPeirceWet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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