Facekicker Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Ever see a couple together that makes you go - "WTF, they can do better than that."Here's a few examples:Hugh Jackman and his mother wife of 18 years.Mr James Bond, Pierce Brosnan with his wife.Mark Zuckerburg and his wife. Zuckerburg is on the right.Yeah, Jay Z did well for himself here.Salma Hayek and Francois Henri Pinault. While Hayek was up the duff with his kid he also managed to knock up supermodel Linda Evangelista. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheapJon Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 I'd bang Bond's wife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drtydane Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 How bout Michael Douglas and Catherine Zita Jones? She's way too hot for him.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted April 27, 2015 Author Share Posted April 27, 2015 I'd bang Bond's wife.How bout Michael Douglas and Catherine Zita Jones? She's way too hot for him..Good call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 He did not marry her like that,She's been on the pies since.I have long been perplexed by, the short arse 'rock star' with the tall supermodel, pairing; it looks absurd,This is the worst,If you are vertically challenged, it makes sense to select a partner smaller than you rather than a 6'6 leggy supermodel!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 He did not marry her like that,She's been on the pies since.I have long been perplexed by, the short arse 'rock star' with the tall supermodel, pairing; it looks absurd,This is the worst,If you are vertically challenged, it makes sense to select a partner smaller than you rather than a 6'6 leggy supermodel!!Rod's at perfect motorboating height. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted April 27, 2015 Author Share Posted April 27, 2015 Here's another bizarre one.Jeb Bush and his wife. Now the guy isn't Brad Pitt but his father was the fuckin President of the United States. Highest status you could get and loaded to boot.And he wifes that?She looks like that little dude out of The Man With The Golden GunThe fuck was he thinking? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Regarding the "rock stars always marry supermodels" modern mystery. It might be as simple as, musicians are on tour all the time; they need someone with a flexible workload/lifestyle who can accompany them on tour and look nice for a shag when needed. That's what I tell myself anyway when I'm married to a web developer and not someone cool in a band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted April 27, 2015 Author Share Posted April 27, 2015 (edited) Inexplicable. It's not like Roberts needed to chase after money or status.Really? REALLY?Rushdie's list of conquests is just staggering. Guy must be one smooth mutherfucker. Edited April 27, 2015 by Facekicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val22 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 (edited) That's Pierce's second wife. His first wife died of cancer.Rod Stewart has been married a lot and all of his wives were hot blondes. Rod is still hot.As for Mick Jagger, he's got to have something besides looks because he's been with a lot of hot women and he still gets woman who are super young.I guess for some of these people it's love not looks that matter, as it should be. Looks fade, but love and friendship will last a lifetime. Edited April 27, 2015 by Val22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted April 27, 2015 Author Share Posted April 27, 2015 Rock Stars can pull models even if they look like mutants themselves. It's par for the course.However, there's no explaining Hugh Jackman.Actually there is. Dude is gay, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmarBradley Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drtydane Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Haha naw randy and lahey are perfect for each other. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmarBradley Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Haha naw randy and lahey are perfect for each other.Agreed, but odd nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I am surprised nobody has posted the ultimate, geek gets the girl, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 The initial post is pretty simple. You marry somebody because you LOVE them. If you marry somebody just because they are "hot" then your marriage won't last very long.It's funny how people drone on that looks don't matter, don't judge somebody by their looks and say things like "she isn't pretty on the inside"..........but then we make fun of people's spouses that aren't stereotypically hot?Sure, looks are important as you have to be attracted to your spouse. But if you just marry because of looks, your marriage won't last long. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Inexplicable. It's not like Roberts needed to chase after money or status.Lyle's a fucking dude though, that one isn't too strange.What about Woody and Mia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Jeb looks alternatively gifted in that pic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 This thread is kinda awful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Jeb looks alternatively gifted in that pic It runs in the family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Jeb looks alternatively gifted in that pic It runs in the family yeah i was going to ask if that was a family trait but then i decided to give somebody else a chance to be the bad guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CheapJon Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Always thought David Beckham could do better than Victoria. No homo, just never thought she was that hot. But yes, I'm also the one that would bang Bond's wife so take it however you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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