moreblack Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 And no fucking way is Bodom better than the GOD FATHERS OF BLACK METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I just saw the Unholy Alliance Tour. Bodom did indeed steal the show from Slayer. Slayer was awesome. But Bodom was insane... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNS N' FKING ROSES Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 And no fucking way is Bodom better than the GOD FATHERS OF BLACK METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I just saw the Unholy Alliance Tour. Bodom did indeed steal the show from Slayer. Slayer was awesome. But Bodom was insane...Bodon is pretty crazy, they had the crowd going carzy here in vancouver last thurday. The Unholy Alliance Tour tour is fucking INSANE, im thinking of going again to the San Diego show as well. Remember JESUS SLAYES!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnan Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 This is to get another rise out of these idiotsOWNS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 This is to get another rise out of these idiotsOWNSWho are those retards in the bottom picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnan Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Don't you know?!!! It's the greatest band in the world:Slayer!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Don't you know?!!! It's the greatest band in the world:Slayer!!!!!!SLAYeR!@!! OMFGI CANT BELIEVE I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THEIR BITCH ASSESI WOULD SO RUB THE SHORT BALD GUYS HEAD, IT LOOKS SO SMOOTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desperado Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Don't you know?!!! It's the greatest band in the world:Slayer!!!!!!SLAYeR!@!! OMFGI CANT BELIEVE I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THEIR BITCH ASSESI WOULD SO RUB THE SHORT BALD GUYS HEAD, IT LOOKS SO SMOOTHyes I want to touch it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnan Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 SLAYeR!@!! OMFGI CANT BELIEVE I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THEIR BITCH ASSESI WOULD SO RUB THE SHORT BALD GUYS HEAD, IT LOOKS SO SMOOTHYeah, but then he'd strangle you with bike chains and call over his friends from the AFGHANI SLAYER FANS:AND THEn ThEYd shoot you and you'd die and it would be so cool cause it was for SLAYER man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 (edited) Don't you know?!!! It's the greatest band in the world:Slayer!!!!!!SLAYeR!@!! OMFGI CANT BELIEVE I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THEIR BITCH ASSESI WOULD SO RUB THE SHORT BALD GUYS HEAD, IT LOOKS SO SMOOTHyes I want to touch it!!!!Get in line! He's mine firstt Oh baby I can see my reflection on his scalp And adnan of course I'd do anything for slayer! If slayer fans would want me shot, then I'd be pleased that I satisfied the SLAYER OH YEAH. In fact I think slayer would love me to go beat someone untill they're almost ded, SWEET. Even COOLER if they're younger and smaller than me, oh yes@! Edited July 18, 2006 by kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desperado Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Don't you know?!!! It's the greatest band in the world:Slayer!!!!!!SLAYeR!@!! OMFGI CANT BELIEVE I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THEIR BITCH ASSESI WOULD SO RUB THE SHORT BALD GUYS HEAD, IT LOOKS SO SMOOTHyes I want to touch it!!!!Get in line! He's mine firstt Oh baby I can see my reflection on his scalp And adnan of course I'd do anything for slayer! If slayer fans would want me shot, then I'd be pleased that I satisfied the SLAYER OH YEAH. In fact I think slayer would love me to go beat someone untill they're almost ded, SWEET. Even COOLER if they're younger and smaller than me, oh yes@!Oh YES that sound so fun!!!!@11!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnan Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Oh YES that sound so fun!!!!@11!!!SLAYER WILL REPAY US BY SENDING US TO BIKER HEAVEN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desperado Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Oh YES that sound so fun!!!!@11!!!SLAYER WILL REPAY US BY SENDING US TO BIKER HEAVEN!!!HAIL SLAYER, HAIL SLAYER, HAIL SLAYER, HAIL SLAYER, HAIL SLAYER, HAIL SLAYER!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idiot Wind Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Oh YES that sound so fun!!!!@11!!!SLAYER WILL REPAY US BY SENDING US TO BIKER HEAVEN!!!I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnan Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Oh YES that sound so fun!!!!@11!!!SLAYER WILL REPAY US BY SENDING US TO BIKER HEAVEN!!!I love you.Thanks but, NOBODY CAN LOVE ME!MY LIFE IS DEVOTED TO SLAYER!HAIL SLAYER HAIL SLAYER HAIL SLAYER!WE'RE REAL FANS NOT LIKE THOSE OPEN MINDED SHITS!!!!!!HAIL SLAYER!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desperado Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Oh YES that sound so fun!!!!@11!!!SLAYER WILL REPAY US BY SENDING US TO BIKER HEAVEN!!!I love you.Thanks but, NOBODY CAN LOVE ME!MY LIFE IS DEVOTED TO SLAYER!HAIL SLAYER HAIL SLAYER HAIL SLAYER!WE'RE REAL FANS NOT LIKE THOSE OPEN MINDED SHITS!!!!!!HAIL SLAYER!!!!!HAIL SLAYER HAIL SLAYER HAIL SLAYER HAIL SLAYER!!!!Fuck everybody else the only ones for us is SLAYER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Star Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 SLAYER FUCKIN RULE! SPILL THE BLOOD!FUCK OFF EMO Fuck you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreblack Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 So a penis dressed up as a cowboy's supposed to make the argument FOR country music?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnan Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 So a penis dressed up as a cowboy's supposed to make the argument FOR country music?!?I would barely call this an argument. I used the penis cowboy in the "Worst rock band to achieve mainstream success?" thread to better effect, then I used it here to have a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 So a penis dressed up as a cowboy's supposed to make the argument FOR country music?!?No but it's better than slayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreblack Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 If only that weren't a blatant lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zint Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 So a penis dressed up as a cowboy's supposed to make the argument FOR country music?!?I would barely call this an argument. I used the penis cowboy in the "Worst rock band to achieve mainstream success?" thread to better effect, then I used it here to have a laugh.twice too often bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDeeds Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 [FUCK YOU Aww did they ruin some of ur little gay emo shows? Slayer fans= proffesional vandals, we have had some of the best vandalism sprees with Slayer fans. Theres so fucking dedicated that if Kerry would tell them to murder in the name of SLAYER, theyd do it and thats INSANE!SLAYER have one of the best fan bases i have ever seen!!! theyre fucking PURE and hardcore, not like those openminded shits, who praise GN'R and Maiden then turn around and listen to emo or hip pop. Outside the hardcore punk clans, i havent seen more dedicated and hardcore fans! In todays day and age, im fucking glad theres still some TRUE fans around.That was at once the funniest and most disturbing thing (on many levels) that I have ever read. "I WENT TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR FOR SLAYER!"You crazy Slayer people sound just like those... what band was it? Mayhem? Some Norwiegan or something death Metal band.... one member killed another member because he had claimed that he was more "evil" than him. Then after he killed him, he ate his brains. A concert where I break bones is NOT a good time, regardless of how good the performance is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzy_stradlin_sweet Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 You crazy Slayer people sound just like those... what band was it? Mayhem? Some Norwiegan or something death Metal band.... one member killed another member because he had claimed that he was more "evil" than him. Then after he killed him, he ate his brains. Is that TRUE?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDeeds Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 You crazy Slayer people sound just like those... what band was it? Mayhem? Some Norwiegan or something death Metal band.... one member killed another member because he had claimed that he was more "evil" than him. Then after he killed him, he ate his brains. Is that TRUE?! Yes. Band Member A told Band Member B that he was more evil than him. Band member B got mad because he wanted to be the most evil. So.... he decided to end this childish dispute by...killing him, cutting his head open, scooping out his brains, then eating them. 100% true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnan Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Actually, no, not true. From AMGLead vocalist Dead committed suicide in 1991 (two years after joining the band) by shooting himself in the head; Hellhammer (drummer) made a necklace using some of his skull fragments, and Euronymous (guitar) reportedly cooked and ate pieces of Dead's brain. Euronymous, in turn, was stabbed to death while in his underwear on August 10, 1993, by the band's bass player, Count Grishnackh (born Christian Vikernes). Grishnackh's alleged motive was jealousy over the fact that Euronymous had a more evil reputation; he inflicted 23 separate wounds, it was also rumored, so as to outdo rival band Emperor's drummer, Faust, who was convicted in the stabbing death of a homosexual acquaintance.So, you're half right. Except Euronymous was killed by stabbing via a band member. Euronymous did not kill Dead but he did eat pieces of his brain.It sickens me that people idolize these immoral, disgusting, evil creatures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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