Christopher Lala Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 (edited) I'm quite intrigued by some of the members here. I wanna be nosey. Tell me a random fact about yourself in this topic. I will start: 1) I used to know Uri Geller (the spoon bender) in the early 00's... we met a few times and he used to call me up... but his wife didn't like me and we stopped contact as a result. Your turn? Edited August 1, 2014 by Christopher Lala Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 1) I am enjoy many happy penis in my mouth of the Guns N Roses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darknightfan Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 There is no real me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I once held the record for catching the largest catfish at a lake in Texas and the largest trout at a lake in Alaska. (Specific cities, not for the entire state).I met Fabio, Bijou Phillips, Eddie Griffin and a dude from Friday Night Lights all in a two hour period on my one trip to Hollywood.I hate mustard, onions, oatmeal, coffee and The Simpsons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandallFlagg Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 4. There is no spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 2) I am fan of enjoy the bum secks, when front hole is happy make back hole sing much loudly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I'm a former synchronised swimmer, and have qualifications in it, and completed on a regional level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estrangedtwat Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I'm really hungry right now. All I wanna do is eat. But I'm so fucking fat. It's a vicious cycle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Lala Posted August 1, 2014 Author Share Posted August 1, 2014 You're quite a bunch, aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 That's what she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estrangedtwat Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I was talking to Miser on skype today and as usual he was going on and on about facial hair.He was insisting I should shave my beard/goatee even though it's been years since I've done so.I was bored as hell (I mean, I was talking to Miser so what does that tell you?) so I figured "why not?" It'll just grow back in a few days anyway.So I shaved it all off. And I'm horrified. My face is so naked and pink. And fat. And round like a pumpkin made of flesh. I look like Charlie Brown with hair.I hate it. I made a big mistake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I was expelled from a school in 5th grade and won a Christmas hamper draw a few days later. Needless to say that was awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haters Gonna Hate Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 HGH had a bad experience with Human Growth Hormones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maynard Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I have alt accounts but I suck at hiding it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Lala Posted August 1, 2014 Author Share Posted August 1, 2014 (edited) I'm not hiding it, therefore I don't suck at it. I've already explained me and my partner who are both Guns fans are members here. Use same computer. This seems to really shock people and throw people off. I barely ever come on here and contribute but maybe it ain't worth the effort anyway. There's only so much effort I can be assed to use in order to justify my existence on this board. Edited August 1, 2014 by Christopher Lala Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 i ate a goldfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixes Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I had a 9 inch cock, got fat and now it's only 7 inches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooting Star Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I have the worst taste in movies ever. I just can't resist a "good" B movie/trash movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I was talking to Miser on skype today and as usual he was going on and on about facial hair.He was insisting I should shave my beard/goatee even though it's been years since I've done so.I was bored as hell (I mean, I was talking to Miser so what does that tell you?) so I figured "why not?" It'll just grow back in a few days anyway.So I shaved it all off. And I'm horrified. My face is so naked and pink. And fat. And round like a pumpkin made of flesh. I look like Charlie Brown with hair.I hate it. I made a big mistake.People hit rock bottom in different ways.Alcoholics may cough up blood,drug addicts may OD,you just took advice from miser.You have a wonderful journey of realization and self improvement ahead of you...I wish you luck in your endeavors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I used to mock bikers a lot. I remember comparing the helmet marks in their foreheads with the sign of the devil as described in passages in Revelation. I called it a tool of the devil. Now I bike every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackamo! Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I'm sexually attracted to buildings. It's hard to have sex with a building, though. When I see a building I like I go inside of it and find nearest bathroom and furiously whack off to google images of buildings on my phone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 (edited) I was talking to Miser on skype today and as usual he was going on and on about facial hair.He was insisting I should shave my beard/goatee even though it's been years since I've done so.I was bored as hell (I mean, I was talking to Miser so what does that tell you?) so I figured "why not?" It'll just grow back in a few days anyway.So I shaved it all off. And I'm horrified. My face is so naked and pink. And fat. And round like a pumpkin made of flesh. I look like Charlie Brown with hair.I hate it. I made a big mistake.People hit rock bottom in different ways.Alcoholics may cough up blood,drug addicts may OD,you just took advice from miser.You have a wonderful journey of realization and self improvement ahead of you...I wish you luck in your endeavors.when i was fat i used facial hair to try to mitigate my fatness.And when i shaved i felt the same sort of regret.but now i see, at no point was i fooling anyone, except myself. so, relax, it's not a huge deal. a goatee on a fat guy is sort of like putting glasses on superman, no one is should be fooled.------------------When I was 4, on April 1st, April fools day, my house was struck by a power surge in the middle of the night and I / my parents had to jump off the roof of our burning house.It was destroyed but we got all new stuff! In 1989. Now my parents are replacing everything because its 25 years old.Where did the last 25 years go? Jesus Christ. It seems like just yesterday i was playing with my WWF ring with my Iron Sheik / Hulk Hogan rubber wrestlers.actually it was just yesterday, but i did it 25 years ago too.also, Orsys where u at? Edited August 1, 2014 by Jackie Moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOUCOULDBEMINE. Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I drink too much. I drink my problems away. I smoke weed on a daily basis and I've tried a lot of different harddrugs. I sometimes still use XTC or MDMA on festivals but managed to bring it down to once every 6 months instead of weekly.And I'm pretty sensitive to addiction, which sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estrangedtwat Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I drink too much. I drink my problems away. I smoke weed on a daily basis and I've tried a lot of different harddrugs. I sometimes still use XTC or MDMA on festivals but managed to bring it down to once every 6 months instead of weekly.And I'm pretty sensitive to addiction, which sucks.Want some rohypnol? I got some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncivil war Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 I hate horror movies, but like horror novels.I hate sci-fi novels, but like sci-fi movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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