Jump to content

Sixes

Banned
  • Posts

    3,233
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    8

Status Updates posted by Sixes

  1. I'm all out of painkillers

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      Kratom sounds right in my wheelhouse

    3. Georgy Zhukov

      Georgy Zhukov

      No, unless you want a cock sandwich to go with that.

    4. Sixes

      Sixes

      I could eat

  2. I've been gone for a short bit...was just wondering, is Axl's hairline the same since I was last here?

    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. Lio

      Lio

      *sad smile

    3. Padme

      Padme

      Axl just signed his hairline and sent it to DJ

    4. magisme
  3. If anyone is in need of legal help, I heartily recommend the law firm of Togelf & Taganz

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      Thankfully indeed as Borski was going to amputate his fingers and have salamis grafted onto his hands if people were continuing to dispute his legitimacy

    3. WFA

      WFA

      I'm an idiot, salami king of long island is also laying claim to manhattan, the bronx and queens.

    4. Sixes

      Sixes

      He'll always be my salami king

  4. In the depths of their humanity all I saw was bloodless ideology...

    1. Słash

      Słash

      And with freedom as the doctrine, guess who was the new authority?

    2. Sixes
  5. It needs to be said that Freddie Mercury is NOT the best singer EVA.

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Scumcat Esq.
    3. Sixes

      Sixes

      Enrico Palazzo too!

    4. T-Minus

      T-Minus

      Enrico Palazzo is my hero. He sings a stirring Star Spangled Banner

  6. It's official. David Lee Roth is the worst singer in the world.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      In a suck-off to the finish of least talented and worst rock front men ever, myles kennedy will shitstomp the combined suck of Axl and Roth each time, every time. No question about it really.

    3. dalsh327

      dalsh327

      Anthony Kiedis? Fred Durst?

    4. Silent Jay

      Silent Jay

      It's all about entertainment,fashion and passion, he's still a great frontman. and he's hilarious and crazy

  7. Just received 10 pounds of salami, courtesy of I'm an idiot, salami king of Long Island

    1. Georgy Zhukov
    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      well, I've been shitting for hours after consuming the salami...my colon takes that as a threat

    3. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      oil up those arteries- needs more grease!

  8. Munt. Everything munt.

  9. My'd in denial

    1. Padme

      Padme

      And so afraid.... The animosity has dissipated

    2. Amir

      Amir

      I always thought it was marred in denial, not mired in denial.

  10. On the run having fun and I'm never going back!

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      and almost all of CD

    3. maynard

      maynard

      Gonna need the IRS, gonna call the FBI, gonna cry to mom

    4. Ragnar

      Ragnar

      Never go back Rock`N`Roill brethren.

  11. RIP I'm an idiot, salami king of Long Island :(

  12. TAKE IT!!!

    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. Padme

      Padme

      Doom, the person you´re looking for is the fat guy with red hair who sounds like Mickey Mouse. It can´t get more salami than that

    3. wkuk04
    4. T-Minus
  13. That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.

  14. The impossible has been done. Slash has been replaced as the most hated person in Axl-fans eyes. Dee Snider is now #1.

    1. Show previous comments  11 more
    2. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      A king for president, isn't that ironic? Anything is possible to him ...

    3. MEXzilla

      MEXzilla

      Dee Snider = Legend

    4. Apollo

      Apollo

      Wait a damn minute. Are you guys implying that a few posters on here are hating on Dee Snider JUST because he said something negative about Axl? We all know that isn't true. Sure, I mention it every 3-4 months when it happens again, with another person, and posters hate on that guy for his comments....and it happens again........and again.........and again............and again............LOL, but a few members of the Defense Team always go crazy and tell me I'm making it up and that i...

  15. There's someone in this room. THERE'S SOMEONE IN THIS FUCKING ROOM!!!!

    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      3 hour salami meeting confirmed

    3. Sixes

      Sixes

      BYOS...bring your own salami

    4. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      a drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodomiser...but you can call me the SALAMINIZER

  16. This holiday season has turned into the shitposting season

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. maynard

      maynard

      Dec 17th, Shitposting Day, worldwide and specially in Argentina.

    3. Padme

      Padme

      Shit threads season. Now Axl is Karen Carpenter. WTF???

    4. Sixes

      Sixes

      he's the opposite of karen carpenter...she died of not eating, he'll die from non-stop eating

  17. Time to switch to pepperoni...

    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. slash23579

      slash23579

      cheese is disgusting...

    3. Nulla Lex Ink.
    4. T-Minus

      T-Minus

      Valsh Porski, Pepperoni Queen of the Mid-South?

  18. Togelf and Taganz, attorneys at law

  19. Van Morrison can change your life

    1. Thin White Duke

      Thin White Duke

      I've been humming Brown Eyed Girl all the evening.

    2. Lithium

      Lithium

      Astral Weeks hooray for tolerance!

  20. Volcano is 34 years old. Mind=blown.

    1. Show previous comments  16 more
    2. John Bonham

      John Bonham

      I was "working" computers before you were born smartmouth.

    3. ColdHeartBreaker

      ColdHeartBreaker

      Back in your day eh Gramps

    4. John Bonham
  21. Where oh where is The Hunter?

    1. WFA

      WFA

      he's at the store getting some salami

    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      The Hunter is a she but her and salami go hand in ummm...

  22. Why do they call shitting #2? It will always be #1 to me...

  23. WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

×
×
  • Create New...