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Johnny Drama

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  1. How you been? You staying around for good again this time?

    1. AdriftatSea

      AdriftatSea

      Yes, I hope to! Maybe not as regular as before. I've missed y'all!! The threads are moving so fast I'm having trouble keeping up with each of them. 

  2. Can someone please explain to me why the banner up top has Pitman, Tommy, Ashba, Finck et. al but no Adler or Sorum? Voice your support people!

     

    1. supercool

      supercool

      slash should have more relevance

    2. Słash

      Słash

      I don't see Pitman, Tommy and Ashba? 

    3. supercool

      supercool

      maybe it's only for club members

  3. Good to see you back you vat of congealed menstrual blood. :wub:

  4. Where in the fuck are you? Hurry back bitch.

    1. AdriftatSea

      AdriftatSea

      Hey! What's up?

  5. I used to care, now I want to be torn apart by wild dogs. Coming to a supermarket, near you soon, THE ALL NEW JOHNNY DRAMA DOG FOOD! NOW WITH 25% MORE EYEBALL FOR FIDO!

  6. Where the fuck are you nowadays? I've had to resort to dressing up like you in front of the mirror and touching myself sordidly to compensate. Not really. I don't dress up at least.

    1. AdriftatSea

      AdriftatSea

      hahah! :) I'm here! Awww... you missed me? I've been here.

    2. AdriftatSea

      AdriftatSea

      I've always wondered... do boomerangs really work? When you throw them, do they come back at you? Even a little bit? Do they stop and sort of turn like a Frisbee before they hit the ground at least?

  7. hooray for tolerance!. 5 stars brah.

  8. You're up shit creek without a paddle. Stop being so pretentious.

    1. AdriftatSea
    2. AdriftatSea

      AdriftatSea

      And thanks. You were right.

  9. No LEnny, no Pappy and where the fuck is Amir? We gon' pour some liquor out.

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    2. AdriftatSea

      AdriftatSea

      I didn't know him that well. talked to him briefly on pm about catcher (the book) and I miss him. He had some great posts too

    3. Sixes

      Sixes

      Pappy a shit

    4. Georgy Zhukov

      Georgy Zhukov

      Is Pappy doing time?

  10. Who fucking made magisme such a popular cunt? How the fuck does he have twice the likes of Lenny?

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    2. Thin White Duke

      Thin White Duke

      I kid. We know magisme is just popular for discussing the level of bloatedness of Axl.

    3. magisme

      magisme

      There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love me and those who will love me.

    4. UK SUBS
  11. Hey you look like you again! It's my friend Kim, not a random train vandal monk. lol. Are you wearing a cheongsam dear?

    1. Redhead74

      Redhead74

      Hahaha! No I'm wearing a coat which has the most awesome sleeves, in an oriental brocade fabric. :-) Thanks for asking. xo

  12. OINK OINK ONIK OINK MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLYDE

  13. IS that a hood? Are you some sort of monk from a Catholic order now?

    1. Redhead74

      Redhead74

      No, it's a hoodie, you retard!

  14. Keeping the RIP Layne thread alive, the new banner here on your profile and Indiana 91 Perfect Crime in the sig. 5 stars Foreskin!

  15. Who the fuck came into my profile and voted me down to two stars? I smell betrayal in the air. In other news, lolashbaphotos.

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    2. Lithium

      Lithium

      It was me. When I saw that I bumped you down from 3 to 2 stars, it felt so good I just had to masturbate.

    3. ThinkAboutYou

      ThinkAboutYou

      I voted you up two stars for your political correctness?

    4. Chloe
  16. Has JD and Turk in avatar, killer music collection and doesn't close threads anymore. 5 stars brah.

  17. He was born ready. He's Black fucking Sabbath.

  18. All I have to say is I hope you enjoyed your trip to meet Dazey.

    1. Redhead74

      Redhead74

      What trip is that you speak of?

  19. Would be nice if you made a modicum of sense once in a blue moon. 5 stars!

  20. Can we start banning all the randos that don't post anything but leave inane status updates 24/7?

    1. bacardimayne
    2. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      Especially tsunta.

    3. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      You actually contribute, so you're safe.

  21. YOU LEAVE MESSAGES ON MY PROFILE AGAIN AND I KILL YOU FARKIN. Wubsies!

  22. I WILL DASH LIGHT BULBS OF SOULS. BURNING ON FIRE THE FUNERAL CRYER EXCLAIMS. LABOUR PAINS ARE PART OF LIFE ANGUISH AND DISGUST FROM YOUR WIFE YOU DIG THROUGH THE CARPET LOOKING FOR BLOOD DIGGING WITH YOUR HANDS STUCK IN STEAMED HAMS

  23. I can't believe Australia kicked the living shit out of us in the cricket. I'm gonna lock myself in my room now and cry :(

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