alfierose

I will admit to being under the influence of fine wine last night. It tends to set me off!

*axl is sitting at computer playing solitaire in pink bathrobe, socks, and flip flops*

*Phone ring, axl answers, get's the news*

Axl - "FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK YOU SLASH! I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS! I WILL GET YOU!"

"BETA, GET OVER HERE!"

Beta - "Yes hon?"

Axl - "BITW AND GOIN' DOWN LEAKED! GET ME A BEER AND THEN FIND OUT WHO LEAKED IT AND SUE THEIR FUCKING SORRY ASSES"

Beta - "But we have no money to hire a lawyer to file a lawsuit... you spent all the money on beer, Chinese Democracy, and buying the vault to keep paul huge and the CD songs locked up in...."

Axl - "then get me a beer and plan a tour to make money"

Beta - "We're out of beer... We have no money..."

Axl - "WE'RE OUT OF BEER!?!? FUCK THE LEAKS, JUST GET ME MONEY FOR MY BOOZE!"

Ha ha funny!

I see my Paul Huge joke has gone viral. This is about the fourth time I've seen it today. Do I win a prize for making it into GnR folklore? If so can I have the new TIL leaked please :-D

Has this garnered any public attention yet outside of the forums? Music sites, journo's etc...

Are there other artists that have stuff leaked on a GnR scale or is this another peculiarity to this fanbase?

I find it really hard to make a judgement call on this actually. I can see him being a bit meh whatever as Going Down is more of a Tommy song and it's not like we haven't heard Better even though these are slightly different. On the other hand I can see him flipping his schizzle because...well he's Axl. I can't decide.

Didn't Axl hint about doing something official with Silkworms not so long ago? Chances are he's probably not but lets say it was planned to be in a soundtrack, advert or game the repercussions for leaking this might be greater than Going Down.

Probably unlikely but just a thought.

I wonder if there are tracks out there that no one knows about other than the person that has them.

If I spent a day with Slash I would go to Disneyland or similar. Our boys are the same age so that would be fun.

Axl, at an art gallery or museum. He would probably relax and enjoy somewhere like that and it would prompt natural conversation.

Paul Huge locked in the vault is the best GNR joke of 2013.

well played sir.

Why thank you very much.

I am a Madam. Although not literally ;-)

Cool. Great idea.

I really liked it. Not that much of a DJ fan but he has gone up in my estimation. If Axl is wasting the guys talent it's a crying shame.

I love it. I appreciate Tommy a little more today.

I would rather pay for a properly released studio version everytime but if they leak I'm gonna listen even if it's just to be able to join in discussion. You can't debate something you haven't heard. As a rule though if Iike someone's work be it a song, book or whatever I always pay for it where possible.

Ha ha at that tweet. Bet he doesn't entirely disapprove of us.

I loved this. Bloody loved it! Let me pay top dollar for a studio version Axl.

Paul Huge is locked in the vault along with CD2. With a bit of luck he'll get leaked too and can come and tell us what's in there and if it's worth the aggro.

You know I'm right.

"Please let me out Axl, I promise I'll be good. It's been thirteen years now and I really need a wee"

What the fuck is wrong with us would be a better question. We behave like battered wives. Go to a site like Womens Aid and read all the pointers of abuse, I bet we fit virtually every one. We should group together and sue for PTSD.

We could probably get government funding for our cause, set up a helpline for those affected adversely by GnR over the years. Bet there would be loads of take up, the people of St Louis, Bob Guciione Jr, Vince Neil...so on and so forth...

We could call it GIVE US A RING MOTHERFUCKER - A helpline for those affected by Slaxl abuse.

Whose in?

I liked your Hara-kiri Suggestion from a previous thread... I would much rather join that

That could be plan B. Plan A could at least get us some interesting stories before we go to meet our maker.

What the fuck is wrong with us would be a better question. We behave like battered wives. Go to a site like Womens Aid and read all the pointers of abuse, I bet we fit virtually every one. We should group together and sue for PTSD.

We could probably get government funding for our cause, set up a helpline for those affected adversely by GnR over the years. Bet there would be loads of take up, the people of St Louis, Bob Guciione Jr, Vince Neil...so on and so forth...

We could call it GIVE US A RING MOTHERFUCKER - A helpline for those affected by Slaxl abuse.

Whose in?

He's locked in the vault along with CD2. With a bit of luck he'll get leaked too and can come and tell us what's in there and if it's worth the aggro.

Sometimes I think they are just fucking with us. 'Hey Chris, hear you have an interview next Tuesday. Don't forget it's your turn to say something contradictory'.

Either way, whether they fuck with us or really don't care, you have to ask yourself if a band like that is worth spending time and money on.

Probably not but I'm in too deep now. I want to know why?

*stamps feet*

Why do the interviewers not press further on this sort of thing? Follow it up with a question about fans liking new music or ask what if people get bored of the same songs and concert numbers start falling.

Maybe they do and just get told to stfu.

So many weird contradictions amongst members. It wasn't that long ago that Fortus told a fan they were wrapping up an album for release this year or next.

Sometimes I think they are just fucking with us. 'Hey Chris, hear you have an interview next Tuesday. Don't forget it's your turn to say something contradictory'.

In his letter to the Hall of fame, Axl writes: " for anyone to continue to ask, suggest or demand a reunion are misguided attempts to distract from our efforts with our current lineup of myself, Dizzy Reed, Tommy Stinson, Frank Ferrer, Richard Fortus, Chris Pitman, Ron "Bumblefoot" Thal and DJ Ashba.

Translation: Shut up ;-)

Probably because they all did their stuff separately via phone and tape at that point. If there had been a bit more jamming and thrashing stuff out in a room together they might have sounded slightly different. I guess he was told to create guitar parts so that's what he did.

It won't work on my phone. What does he say exactly?

"we're not knocking ourselves out to release new music. It doesn't matter. We'll go out and play the songs people want to hear. Its not the right time for a new album". Pretty much along those lines.

Thanks