Len Cnut

In all the fuss of Maradonnas death another great in the world of football has sadly passed...Heavy D of ArsenalFanTV  

Best football player I've ever seen.  Him or goofy slaphead Ronaldo.  I say I've seen as in like, been alive in my times, alive and playing. 

fuckssake!  another one!

9 hours ago, spunko12345 said:

You two have completely lost your bollocks then I see 😄😄😄 pair of fannys 😄

I come from a storied culture/history of wife beating, trust me, its better this way

32 minutes ago, Dazey said:

If ever there was an excuse for not having to go into TK fucking Maxx that's it right there! I'd be like "oh shit! Sorry love, you go in on your own and look at fucking shoes and pepper grinders for seventeen hours and I'll just go for a wander until you're done".  I fucking hate that place! The cunts always manage to make it so none of their shops have a fucking phone signal too. Time I've spent in the one in Manchester sitting around like a cunt staring at a blank screen waiting for her to buy a load of shit that I'm only going to end up back there the next cunting day for fucking ever while she returns half of it!!!!! 

*embraces him like a long lost brother* i thought I was the only one   Trouble is though that the only place our TK Maxx is near is a Staples and a fuckin’ Homebase (changed its name to some other fuckin’ bollocks but its basically a Homebase)

Not tryna say I’m a barometer for behaviour but I ain’t worn a mask nowhere, except to get in places where I could take it off two seconds later, which is everywhere I been.  I just said I was asthmatic on the two times I was questioned about it, the one other time I said I had one lung ( I had watched Sons of Katie Elder and the missus wanted to go to TK Max ). 

19 hours ago, downzy said:

😂

I don’t think I’ve ever felt so empowered!   

4 hours ago, Ace Nova said:

Obviously the majority of Christians don't feel that way. Smh.  A complete misunderstanding of the teachings of Christ and Christianity, imo. 

Looking at it with the right kind of eyes ita like...you look at the world and its a big overbearing confusing thing, to those in search of a higher power it’s not the worst of statements.

On 11/10/2020 at 9:35 PM, Dazey said:

Head of the Catholic Church in the UK did fuck all about child abuse. Offered his resignation (why the fuck he's not in prison I'll never know) and Pope Frank told him not to bother. I give up! 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54889033

Mate, no one fuckin’ cares.  Fights ain’t about morals and right and wrong, they’re about who you’re up against and the catholic church is unfuckwitable as the Fabolous song goes.

On 11/19/2020 at 10:21 PM, Powderfinger said:

Pixies - Doolittle (hadn’t listened to this in a looooong time)

SLICIN’ UP EYEBALLS, UHHUHHUHOOO!!!!  

I think I've listened to about 4 AC/DC albums in my life.  At least three of em were fuckin' brilliant, High Voltage, Highway to Hell and Back in Black.  Can't be stomaching a lot more though.  You kinda get it very quickly.  I suppose you could say the same about The Ramones and I adore them, they followed a formula.  But they knew when to pack it in too, 25 years and thats your lot. 

1 minute ago, DieselDaisy said:

...until the vaccine gives you fish gills. 

Hey, all the better to breathe with

Arsenal are 7 weeks without a goal from open play in the league.  Wow.

Little boy Benns stepping up tonight, I’m sceptical if I’m honest.  Plus we got Tom Little vs Allen Babic which should be...yeah, shite probably but we’ll see a KO, that I’m sure of.

9 hours ago, Ace Nova said:

Who is that?

Lead singer of The Stone Roses (listen, it was never gonna be a professor, was it, look who posted it )

45 minutes ago, Gavin82 said:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/13255193/tyson-jones-jr-bt-sport-ppv-19-95/

 

Iron Mike 

Dodgy stream FTW  

2 minutes ago, Dazey said:

Cretin!  

Whats he talkin' about?   I've never really paid attention to all this type of shit but since its Brownie I read it, I can't make head nor tail of it, perhaps because he's referring to stuff I know nothing about, 

Damn Brownie..

12 minutes ago, Dazey said:

Well I haven't have I nobhead?  That's kind of my point. Even went as far as to say that the missus was narked that I wasn't arsed.  

I know, I just never pass up an oppertunity to have a pop at you...fat arse

2 hours ago, Dazey said:

So I got home from work last night and the missus told me that my parents (in their late 60's) had both been diagnosed with Covid. 

She prefaced this by saying "everything is okay" followed by the revelation that they were actually diagnosed about three weeks ago and just didn't want to worry me. 

The fuckers are both fine now and Dad's gone back to work but I don't know whether to be pissed or just not arsed. I've gone with not arsed for the moment.  

What have you got to be pissed about, that they didn't tell you?   It ain't about you, you fuckin' egomaniac, its about the ones that are sick and they're alright so what you getting your tits in a flap for?  

1 minute ago, k12 said:

I dont know the lyrics to much of paradise city despite hearing it about 5,000 times

Cuz they're fuckin' indecipherable unless you look em up

One in a Million

30 minutes ago, Gavin82 said:

Eddie H confirms 19th Dec Canelo v C Smith live on DAZN from USA

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/54981343

He's gonna get absolutely fuckin' planked.  This don't go the distance, Canelo will sleep him.

On 11/17/2020 at 12:35 AM, Coma16 said:

Thats because he's got talent but couldn't sell cake to fat kid. His interviews are the absolute worst. He needs Paul Haymon lol

'he's a throwback to the days of Ali, of Ray Leonard and Tommy Hearns', he's said that about Crawford, about Lomachenko, about Pacquiao, its his fuckin' go to line.

He didn't have one   He tends to like Soul, Motown, that kind of thing.  Odds songs here and there, stuff that was in the charts in the 70s and 80s, like Without You by Harry Nilsson, Those Were the Days by Mary whatsherface that Paul McCartney signed to Apple, Seasons in the Sun by Terry Jacks.  All just little bits and bobs from the 70s.  Not really big into music I think, only ever listened to it on the radio or in clubs I think.  Every so often he'll hear a song or remember one and go 'I used to like that'.  Certainly no rock bands or anything like that.  Mostly Soul and black American singers and that I suppose.

Rock star hasn't been cool since the 70s or 80s, both in terms of cultural currency and the actual doing of the job.  Reminds me of a thing I once heard Orson Welles say (cuz we were good mates, me and Orson).  He was being asked about movie stars, the golden era etc and whether they were truly that great etc and he said yes they were, followed by 'when the greatest thing in the world is to be a movie star, thats when you get great movie stars' and I think the same applies to a lot of different fields, including rock stars.  If you look at it, your greatest rock stars came in an era where we had a culture where there was a lot of cultural currency in being a rockstar, the best albums were coming out, they were kind of on the cutting edge in terms of popular culture, they were afforded umpteen luxuries and lived these kind of cool bohemian lives.  Pop music doesn't really matter that much anymore, sad as that is to a lover of it such as myself, same with movies, you won't get Errol Flynns and Robert Mitchums that live these swashbuckling lifestyles etc, they were afforded the oppertunity to be that way because in society the greatest thing to be in the 30s/40s was a movie star.

Who wants to be a fuckin' rockstar now?  You're extremely unlikely to be top of the charts or very popular, there's nothing like the million of bajillions in pop music in general now for you to be able to live a Mick Jaggery lifestyle and get up to the crazy shenanigans, so whats left?  A lot of hard slog really. 

2 hours ago, StayofExecution2020 said:

Thank you. Hate it when people can't rely on themselves and need answers spoonfed

Buncha fuckin’ bullies