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  1. Jackamo!

    Eat my absurd!

    1. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      Thank you Mother Goose by take care of us, we now believe even more. 

    2. Dean

      Dean

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  2. Jackamo!

    how was the show?

  3. Jackamo!

    Follow me tweet tweet! https://twitter.com/damndrrtyhippie

    1. Jackamo!

      Jackamo!

      But I probably won't return the follow. I only like to follow the funniest old man alive, and the funniest young man alive.

  4. Jackamo!

    I don't care what anyone says, Hitler was a bad man!

    1. Słash

      Słash

      Hitler was a young boy, He had a heart of stone.

      Lived 9 to 5 and worked his fingers to the bone.

    2. -W.A.R-

      -W.A.R-

      listening to skid row huh?

  5. Jackamo!

    Do you guys believe in Jack and Jill and the talking snake and the garden of apples?

    1. Jackamo!

      Jackamo!

      I can get behind the fact that Jesus H. Christ of Nazareth is our Lord and Savior. But I don't like how if you're a good little boy you get to go to heaven but if you make His naughty list then you have to burn in Hell for eternity. Ridiculous.

    2. Jackamo!

      Jackamo!

      Heaven would be cool though. I wouldn't mind living on a cloud. And I always wanted to learn how to play the harp.

    3. Słash

      Słash

      Are you smoking the same shit as Snakes?

  6. Jackamo!

    Alright ladies, take off your clothes and start punching me in the face.

  7. Jackamo!

    I got a memory like a goddamn etch-a-sketch.

    1. Estranged Reality

      Estranged Reality

      THERE HE IS!

  8. Jackamo!

    I've been thinking about becoming a feminist... to get more pussy.

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    2. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      to get more pussy? not a chance, man

      Only if you are a lesbian

    3. Padme

      Padme

      You need to become Slash

    4. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      Strange Broue is right xD

  9. Jackamo!

    Me: "Knock, knock" Axl: "Who's there?" Me: "Ryu" Axl: "Ryu who?" Me: "Ryu... nite with Slash!" Axl: "Security!!!"

    1. gunsfanoldie

      gunsfanoldie

      Haha thats awesome

    2. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Lol

    3. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      That made me chuckle

  10. Jackamo!

    Hey Randy, check my Midnight Crisis thread in anything goes, I could really use your genius mind in trying to make the scariest story possible.

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