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  1. Fuck, you're still here? That takes me back. Didn't you used to be called ItsSuchACrimeUKnowItsTrue as well? (Or was it Jake at the end)

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    2. Jackie Moon

      Jackie Moon

      did you know i got a free box of quest bars? and they reduced their price by $10, advertised savings by 15%? I FUCKING WON, AND I AINT SURPRISED, MOTHERFUCKERS

    3. highvoltage

      highvoltage

      and it only took 63 hours of your life that you'll never get back. worth every one I bet.

    4. username

      username

      Grandpa? Fuck you mate! 

  2. A blast from the past!

    1. White_Raven

      White_Raven

      Yep, a total blast.

  3. Sounds like he was proper cheesed off.

  4. For my Facebook friends wanting to store images/videos/files of some kind. This could be of some use to you.

  5. Fuck sake. January has been a bad month for celebrity deaths. RIP

  6. Fuck!!!! They're dropping like flies! January is a sad month! RIP Dude!

  7. Holy shit! Not another one ?! RIP Dude

  8. I'm a cold heartbreaker fit to burn and I'll rip your heart in two...

    1. darknightfan

      darknightfan

      Do you have any proof?

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      And I'll wee in your milk bottles on the way out!

  9. Saturday night in Swindon

  10. I like films with lesbians in them because it's nice to pretend there are attractive women out there who can't find a boyfriend.

    1. supercool

      supercool

      best lesbian movie : "room in rome" starring elena anaya

    2. supercool

      supercool

      basic instinct was great too

  11. Why does Nicole Scherzinger have an orgasm in every product she tries to sell?

  12. As if its already May, this year is turning out to be one big drunken haze of girls hating me and me not knowing why.

  13. October 2013. The Shonky Travel Crüe present "The Nileyboy World Tour" Part 2 - Krakow, Poland!

  14. Walking into Leigh casually sipping 5 cans of Stella Artois (not at the same time). Don't judge me people.

  15. The 'R' button on my keyboard is playing up. Which isn't the best thing to happen when I'm letting people know I've got shirts for sale...

  16. Honestly some people on eBay are twats. Messaging me "Do you know where my item is" and when I reply "No, I'm not a postman" they get all pissy.

  17. 21 hours later I'm back home from my "quiet pint at The Mariner's". Honestly what the fuck is wrong with me?

  18. Pink needs to do another duet with Christina Aguilera.

  19. 2 days ago I was in Amsterdam and it cost €50 for a blowie. Today I've woke up next to 2 girls and a pug dog and they're cooking me bacon. For free. Coal.

  20. Prostitutes are wicked.

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