parisrocks Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) People that come to a GN'R message board to talk shit on Guns N' Roses seem so sad. It sucks that every new concert comes w/ more people being negative than people praising the bandYou've been spoiled by one of the greatest frontmen there has ever been! You know that, right???Look, if you eat lobster everyday, eventually you'll get tired of lobster, but that doesn't mean you go on MYLOBSTER.com and talk shit on lobsters.Basically. . . They're mad at Axl for aging. . . and that is some pathetic shit, right there. Edited June 10, 2013 by parisrocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManetsBR Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) Fucking lobster.Ok... No one is mad at the lobster for aging. He could have taken care of himself. As fans, that concerns us, yes. But that's not the point anyway.Thing is, I don't want a lobster on every meal. I don't want Guns N' Roses to taste the same forever. I wanna try a sushi or a steak sometimes, you know?I know there are other stuff to eat rather than Guns N' Roses, I know there are bands that can offer me sushi or steak, but I know Axl would be a better chef. Too bad he would eat it right after he finished cooking it. But not sushi, it doesn't seem like he likes healthy food. Edited June 10, 2013 by ManetsBR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Diet Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 People that come to a GN'R message board to talk shit on Guns N' Roses seem so sad.agreedIt sucks that every new concert comes w/ more people being negative than people praising the bandYou've been spoiled by one of the greatest frontmen there has ever been! You know that, right???This is cuz on every new concert Axl will lost his voice (with a few exceptions)Basically. . . They're mad at Axl for aging. . . and that is some pathetic shit, right there.Aging is one thing, but an 50 year old man who doesn't care for his looks and his voice is even more pathetic. Singers from his age looks and sings waay more better than him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estranged Reality Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Was this topic necessary considering the forum has overall actually been rarely positive since Axl's gig yesterday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maynard Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 wow... i feel sorry for you op.spoiled by axl? that was the biggest shit i've read from an axl fanatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaeryen Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) MYLOBSTER.com ... that shit is fucking hilarious. Axl = lobster. someone with photoshop skills... you know what to do. Oh my holy god. The original post was really intended to be some sort of defense speech right? Lobster hahahahaha! BRILLIANT! <3 Edited June 10, 2013 by phaeryen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManetsBR Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Did you guys know that lobsters only die by external causes? And if they lose an eye they should be able to grow another one. Seriously.They're also delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosaj Thing Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20ccfjD4ZyQI rest my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaeryen Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Here is a picture of a lobster suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Hahaha fuck there is an actual website aswell...http://www.mylobster.com/I'm going on there right now to register my disgust with an ageing lobster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockerman Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) Spoiled? more like soiled...Im not pissed off that hes aged...Im pissed off that it takes ages for him to get new music out. If wheeleing out the oldies and the goodies is the current flavor of GNR...then ok....been there done that...nothing fresh on the plate ....ohhh a new cover! how delightful!!...This is what is so tragic about this younger generation of music fans....they have been fed shit for all thier lives and some just have very little capacity to tell the difference between.. the real meal deal and some hashed up regurgitated flogged to death formula meal.The meal as served.On the menu tonight...whole lot of AFD. With a sprinkle of UYI mixed with a side plate of CD washed down with a large mug of nostalgia. Edited June 10, 2013 by rockerman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustycage Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Lobster? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 So OP is saying Axl looks like a lobster? cupcake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcano62 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 OP rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Un42nutzly Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) Hahaha fuck there is an actual website aswell...http://www.mylobster.com/I'm going on there right now to register my disgust with an ageing lobster.HAHAHAHAH freaking lobster. So good... so good.Wait, maybe this is a plot to advertise his site, Mylobster. Edited June 10, 2013 by GNRFan53 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaeryen Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Hahaha fuck there is an actual website aswell...http://www.mylobster.com/I'm going on there right now to register my disgust with an ageing lobster.HAHAHAHAH freaking lobster. So good... so good.Wait, maybe this is a plot to advertise his site, Mylobster. Would you seriously consider advertising an east coast lobster business to a bunch of whiny GNR forumists? I wouldn't.p.s. lobster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Wait, maybe this is a plot to advertise his site, Mylobster. This is my guess. He's inciting a nutters vs. haters war in order to promote his lobster fetish site or whatever that is. Nutters grab the hand of a hater. Haters grab the hand of a nutter. Expel the lobster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcano62 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Lobsters can be used to explain everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustycage Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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phaeryen Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 One of the best topics in this section all year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guns n' Swedes Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Yes, this is way too sad. Some people just dwell on how everything was better in the past. Many in here seem to genuinely dislike the current band, including Axl.I pity these people cause it says a lot about them as people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Un42nutzly Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 HAHHA What the heck!!! Wait, maybe this is a plot to advertise his site, Mylobster. This is my guess. He's inciting a nutters vs. haters war in order to promote his lobster fetish site or whatever that is. Nutters grab the hand of a hater. Haters grab the hand of a nutter. Expel the lobster!LOL Lobster fetish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coma16 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Oh the lobstrocities! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsession Of Vanity Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Perhaps this is a ploy to hear the song Elvis Presley and the Lobster of Soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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