spunko12345 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I'm not having that one. I reckon it would end up flicking paint everywhere as it will be too elasticy.Congratulations. Thank You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 To cook a perfect rare steak give it 30 seconds on each side in a smoking hot pan then place on a sheet of foil in the oven at 100C/215F for about fifteen minutes. That way the middle is warm but not cooked and you give it enough time for the meat to rest after frying. Trust me it works every time.You'll have to excuse the blue cheese but it was insanely good. You massive massive iron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 To cook a perfect rare steak give it 30 seconds on each side in a smoking hot pan then place on a sheet of foil in the oven at 100C/215F for about fifteen minutes.That way the middle is warm but not cooked and you give it enough time for the meat to rest after frying. Trust me it works every time.You'll have to excuse the blue cheese but it was insanely good.You massive massive iron Just because you can't even cook a pot noodle without burning the water you uncultured yobbo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Johnny Drama Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 To cook a perfect rare steak give it 30 seconds on each side in a smoking hot pan then place on a sheet of foil in the oven at 100C/215F for about fifteen minutes.That way the middle is warm but not cooked and you give it enough time for the meat to rest after frying. Trust me it works every time.You'll have to excuse the blue cheese but it was insanely good.You massive massive iron Just because you can't even cook a pot noodle without burning the water you uncultured yobbo! How would one go about burning water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 He's a northerner, he could probably dwell up in the mountains for 40 years with his legs crossed sitting by a fire contemplating the answer to that question Only to return at the with the answer 'i'm not sure, like!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 How would one go about burning water?Go back to sleep dearest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 How would one go about burning water? Go back to sleep dearest. Has my poopy woopy run out of answers for once? Yes you have! Yes you have! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Has my poopy woopy run out of answers for once? Yes you have! Yes you have!The insinuation being that even though it's impossible to burn water Lenny is so shit at cooking that I'm sure he could manage it you soft soppy daft cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I think you're just being racist and insinuating that just because he's a curry muncher his mummy does it for him all the time hence he don't know how to cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 (edited) I think you're just being racist and insinuating that just because he's a curry muncher his mummy does it for him all the time hence he don't know how to cook.My uncle owns a takeaway innit? (he doesn't, it's all a front from where people come to solicit young impressionable white girls but don't tell no one)EDIT: No, he literally doesn't, there is no Uncle or takeaway...i'm stickin' to that story! Edited August 29, 2013 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 (edited) EDIT: No, he literally doesn't, there is no Uncle ....................Is that just what you used to have to call him? "Now Lenny, this is "Uncle Abdul" and he was just helping me ..........errrrrr........scratch something. Now run along to the pictures and don't go saying anything to your father". Aaaaaaaaaanyway! Back on topic? Edited August 29, 2013 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 (edited) EDIT: No, he literally doesn't, there is no Uncle ....................Is that just what you used to have to call him? "Now Lenny, this is "Uncle Abdul" and he was just helping me ..........errrrrr........scratch something. Now run along to the pictures and don't go saying anything to your father". I promised Mum i'd keep schtum What Uncle, there is no Uncle, i dunno what your talking about, leave me alone!There's a life hack for ya, husband not home? Shag your brother in law! Edited August 29, 2013 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted August 29, 2013 Author Share Posted August 29, 2013 This is a good one....and apparently true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron_H Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 ^ explains a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gods Favourite Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Life hacks... The easiest things to forget, followed closely by good jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nobodys_Fault Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 This is a good one....and apparently true!clear cookies when browsing for plane ticketsIf you use a Mac some travel websites will produce higher priced results for hotels because they figure you're willing to pay more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted August 30, 2013 Author Share Posted August 30, 2013 This is a good one....and apparently true!clear cookies when browsing for plane ticketsIf you use a Mac some travel websites will produce higher priced results for hotels because they figure you're willing to pay more.Wow...really? That's crazy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aaron_H Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 ^ good one, or if there isn't an arrow (older cars) and you have to guess, go for the side of the dash that the fuel indicator is on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted August 31, 2013 Author Share Posted August 31, 2013 This one could be useful in a survivalist situation:This one is interesting...need to try it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead74 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 I love that! Going to try it out & see if it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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