Sixes Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 "I've got 9 more" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 "Did you fuck my wife?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 "Do it for Johnny!!"Excellent choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 "Did you fuck my wife?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) Michael Cheritto: Well ya know, for me, the action is the juice. Edited February 5, 2014 by wasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 When you said that last time, I was kinda trippin’, right? But now, you’re right. I am crazy. But you know what else? I don’t give a fuck. I don’t give a fuck about you. I don’t give a fuck about Steel. I don’t give a fuck about Raheem, either. I don’t give a fuck about myself. Look, I ain’t shit. I ain’t never gonna be shit and you less of a man than me, so as soon as I decide that you ain’t goin be shit, *pow*! So be it. You remember that, motherfucker. ‘Cause I’m the one you need to be worried about. Partner!Tupac - Juice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixes Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 "6 inches forward and 5 inches back..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I'm awfully sorry to intrude but i was so struck by your beauty that I thought perhaps I could offer you a glass of champagne - Marlon Brando, Last Tango (it sounds a lot better him saying it to a bird than just reading it off the page, not least because it actually works as a chat up line...then again, it's a film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner55 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 "The chinaman is not the issue here dude."This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foghat43 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 A couple...Bounty hunter #1: You're wanted, Wales.Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?Bounty hunter #1: A man's got to do something for a living these days.Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.- The Outlaw Josey WalesV: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy. And ideas are bulletproof.- V for Vendetta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITBOSS Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 milk was a bad choice..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Crossbows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard."Goodbye Hooooooooooooooooooooooorses 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Nicky Santoro: Where the fuck do you get off talking to people about me behind my back, going over my head?Ace Rothstein: What people?Nicky Santoro: What people, d'ja think I wasn't gonna find out?Ace Rothstein: I don't even know what you're talking about Nick...Nicky Santoro: No? You said I'm bringing heat on YOU? I gotta listen to people because of your fuckin shit? You're orderin me out? You better get your own fuckin army pal!Ace Rothstein: I didn't do anything, I mean, I didn't order you or anybody. I only told Andy Stone that you had a lot of heat on you and that was a problem.Nicky Santoro: You want me to get out of my own fuckin town?Ace Rothstein: Yeah I said l-let the bullshit blow over for a while, so I can run the casino. Anything goes wrong with the casino it's my ass, it's not yours, it's my ass!Nicky Santoro: Oh I don't know whether you know this or not, but you only have your fuckin casino because I made that possible. I'm what counts out here, not your fuckin country clubs or your fuckin TV shows! And what the fuck are you doing on TV anyhow? You know I get calls from back home every fuckin day, they think you went bat shit!Ace Rothstein: I'm only on TV because I got to be able to hang around the casino. You understand that, you know that, come on.Nicky Santoro: Your fuckin ass! You coulda had the food and beverage job without going on television. You wanted to go on TV.Ace Rothstein: Yeah I did want to go on TV. That way I have a forum, I can fight back. I'm known. People see me. They know they can't fuck around with me like they could if I was an unknown, that's right, yeah!Nicky Santoro: You're making a big fuckin spectacle of yourself!Ace Rothstein: Me? I wouldn't even be in this situation if it wasn't for you. You brought down so much fuckin heat on me, I mean every time I meet somebody the big question is "do I know you?"Nicky Santoro: Oh sure now you wanna bring your fuckin license on me, is that it?Ace Rothstein: No, Nicky, when you asked me if you could come out here, what did I tell you? I mean you asked me and I know you were gonna come out no matter what I said, but what did I tell you? Do you remember what I told you? Do you remember what I told you?Nicky Santoro: Back- Back up, back up a fuckin' minute here. One minute. I asked you? When the fuck did I ever ask you if I could come out here? Get this through your head, you...Ace Rothstein: You never...Nicky Santoro: Get this through your head you Jew motherfucker, you. You only exist out here because of me. That's the only reason. Without me, you, personally, every fuckin' wise guy skell around'll take a piece of your fuckin' Jew ass. Then where you gonna go? You're fuckin' warned. Don't ever go over my fuckin' head again. You motherfucker, you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicrawker Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 (edited) In "Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides" Keith Richards (playing Depp's father) responding to Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow) when Depp asks Keef if he had been to the Fountain of YouthRichards responds: " Does this face look like it has been to the fountain of youth?"Being a huge Stones and Keef Richards fan that line cracks me up every time I see this movie which is often as my daughters and wife love it so it play a lot in my househttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxiKFYthv6o Edited February 6, 2014 by classicrawker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 LEFTYHow can you say it's a fugazy?You looked at it two seconds.DONNIEGo ahead, try and sell it, youwanna be a dunsky.LEFTY(angry)I ' m a dunsky? Let me tell yousomething, my friend--do you knowwho you're talking to?The Bartender, SCARED--he knows what Lefty's capable of. Quicklymixes a SPRITZER.BARTENDERHere, Left, have a spritzer.LEFTY(sputtering)My family, my children--my mothercan hold her head up in anyneighborhood in the city when shewalks down the Clock. In all theFive Boroughs I'm known,fuggedaboudit--I'm known all overthe world. You ask around--askanybody about Lefty from MulberryStreet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machinegunner Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 one of them, anyway:"I don't reckon i got no reason to kill nobody" (Slingblade) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 "Baby wants to fuuuucckk!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Having a pizza and learning about Cuba 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixes Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 "fuck her in the ass"--Boogie Nights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetchild88 Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 My Cousin Vinny- "Ridiculous. All this over a can of tuna."Paper Moon-Addie Loggins: How come she had to leave that job back there?Imogene: Cause the boss-man tried to make her put out for his friends, and she don't believe in puttin' out for free!Addie Loggins: She put out much?Imogene: Just like a gum machine. You drop some in and she'll put some out. No Country for Old Men- Ed Tom Bell: Now that's aggravatin'.Wendell: Sheriff?Ed Tom Bell: [points to a bottle of milk] Still sweatin'.Wendell: Whoa, Sheriff! We just missed him! We gotta circulate this! On Radio!Ed Tom Bell: Alright. What we circulate? Lookin' for a man who has recently drunk milk? Dirty Harry- [after a battered crook has accused Harry of beating him]Chief: Have you been following that man?Harry Callahan: Yeah, I've been following him on my own time. And anybody can tell I didn't do that to him.Chief: How?Harry Callahan: Cause he looks too damn good, that's how! Blow- George: Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Dog Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 (edited) Jerry Lee Lewis to Johnny Cash: Get yourselves a pine box boys, nobody follows a killer Edited February 8, 2014 by J Dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 "I'm of a mind makes a moogie." Jack as the Joker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 I shall call him..... Mini Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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