Guest Len B'stard Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I was 17, I was the only one from my friends who was still a virgin (hell one of them was pregnant)He was my neighbor, he was fucking gorgeousI cried afterwards LOLaww, to be young again Give over Gia, lose your virginity? You never fuckin' found yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I was 18. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 10 years not a virgin!On the 9th of June 2004 I lost my virginity.Fuck offff, more like 9th June 1988, BBC Studios, in the Jim'll Fix It green room That would explain a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 17, an evening with the on-off gf and a bottle of wine. Regret it massively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 ARQ is giving lessons. It's part of being an intern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I was 18.When did it grow back? *gets coat*17, an evening with the on-off gf and a bottle of wine. Regret it massively.Why on earth would you regret it massively? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Because I shouldn't have even gone round there at all, I had split up with her because she had cheated on me, but I was stupid and first gf syndrome meant I forgave her. 2 weeks later she cheated on me again.I basically had sex with a slut, no way to look back on the person you lost your virginity with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 (edited) Because I shouldn't have even gone round there at all, I had split up with her because she had cheated on me, but I was stupid and first gf syndrome meant I forgave her. 2 weeks later she cheated on me again.I basically had sex with a slut, no way to look back on the person you lost your virginity with.Well, you did get a bit of the other out of it so whats the problem, reciprocal innit? She screws you, you screw her, thats evens fella. Edited June 9, 2014 by sugaraylen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Because I shouldn't have even gone round there at all, I had split up with her because she had cheated on me, but I was stupid and first gf syndrome meant I forgave her. 2 weeks later she cheated on me again.I basically had sex with a slut, no way to look back on the person you lost your virginity with.Well, you did get a bit of the other out of it so whats the problem, reciprocal innit? She screws you, you screw her, thats evens fella.Kinda my thinking exactly. It's not like you were bummed by Father O'Malley or anything. You got your dick wet so chalk it up to experience and move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Because I shouldn't have even gone round there at all, I had split up with her because she had cheated on me, but I was stupid and first gf syndrome meant I forgave her. 2 weeks later she cheated on me again.I basically had sex with a slut, no way to look back on the person you lost your virginity with.Well, you did get a bit of the other out of it so whats the problem, reciprocal innit? She screws you, you screw her, thats evens fella.Kinda my thinking exactly. It's not like you were bummed by Father O'Malley or anything. You got your dick wet so chalk it up to experience and move on. Yeah but thats because you're a foul sexist beast that subscribes to archaic notions such as the one that dictates that when a girl is kindly enough to offer you her, uhmmm, love it should be considered something that you have over her (as opposed to had over her, yes!). A sort of a personal victory, it ties back in with all that 'fallen woman' crap, something that you can end any dispute with, 'Yeah?!?! Well i fucked you three ways from Sunday lass, take that home and pick the bones out of it!'. Ugh, people like you are whats wrong with this country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Yeah but thats because you're a foul sexist beast that subscribes to archaic notions such as the one that dictates that when a girl is kindly enough to offer you her, uhmmm, love it should be considered something that you have over her (as opposed to had over her, yes!). A sort of a personal victory, it ties back in with all that 'fallen woman' crap, something that you can end any dispute with, 'Yeah?!?! Well i fucked you three ways from Sunday lass, take that home and pick the bones out of it!'. If you'll excuse me dear boy I think I must go piss on a homeless person! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Try to aim for his sores, it has disinfectant qualities y'know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I lost my virginity on my 32nd birthday. Took me forever to save up that $2000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thin White Duke Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 When I introduced my penis in her armpit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangerousCurves Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Barely 14. It was horrid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I was 18.When did it grow back? *gets coat*RUDE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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