Dazey Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 (edited) Brilliant!!! Man poos on floor of Hull council office after claiming he is picked on for being a dwarfA MAN who claims he is abused because he is a dwarf has been warned by a judge he could be jailed after a dirty protest in a Hull council office.Ian Salter-Bromley, 54, exposed himself and spread excrement and urine in the main reception and toilets of Hull's Wilson Centre after he went in to complain, Hull Crown Court heard.Salter-Bromley, who is 4ft, outraged staff on two separate visits, pulling his arm back as if to punch a female receptionist and telling an Asian man: "You should go back to your own country."Salter-Bromley appeared at court for sentencing after being found guilty of being in contempt of a court injunction granted to city council staff to protect them from his repeated abuse.He described the Alfred Gelder Street help centre staff as "useless f*****s" before removing his trousers and fouling on the floor twice on July 29, leaving it for staff to clean.He claimed the council had not taken action to protect him from his neighbours and left kitchen adaptations in his council flat 8in too high for him to reach.Salter-Bromley told the hearing he is the subject of abuse because of his dwarfism, including the theft of his wheelchair and walking sticks and being the target of schoolchildren who play "let's torment the dwarf" in the school holidays.Judge Jeremy Richardson QC said he accepted Salter-Bromley suffered a variety of social and medical problems, which had left him angry and in a cycle of unhappiness."It is vital that you conduct yourself in a civilised fashion," the judge told him."Individuals who suffer similar medical problems, tragedies or disabilities usually conduct themselves with decorum, in a seemly, civilised way. As such, people are only too willing to help."The judge went on: "Mr Salter- Bromley has shown a disgusting lack of personal hygiene and his conduct has been disgraceful."I truly regret having to make these observations here. In many ways, I feel sorry for him."However, I cannot ignore his threatening, abusive and antisocial behaviour towards public servants. These are individuals who provide a valuable service to the community. They have been subjected to insults, they have been subjected to threats and all manner of unlawful behaviour."Hull City Council officials have done, in my judgment, their level best to meet the medical and social needs of Mr Salter-Bromley. No criticism is to be leveled at the local authority whatsoever."Judge Richardson said he appreciated Mr Salter-Bromley was now in a wheelchair because of a fall injury, but said he had demonstrated by his manner and demeanor in court he could be threatening.He told Salter-Bromley: "You conduct yourself in an uncivilised way, which you seem to relish."Salter-Bromley said he had a miserable life because his council flat in Anlaby Road, west Hull, had terrible neighbours and the specifications he needed for the height of the worktops had not been met.He said: "I have never lived there. I am officially the tenant, but everything is 8in too high. No one seems to be bothered. I have to crawl up two flights of stairs. What man in a wheelchair has to do that?"My neighbours are drug addicts, alcoholics and young mothers. I have to put up with all their abuse."People make fun of me. You would not believe the abuse I get. Kids say in the holidays 'let's torment the dwarf'."If I say things, I get treated like a child all because I look different. They drag me around and push me in the road. That seems to be acceptable, because the police don't want to know."My father made me stand up for myself. I am able to speak my mind. That's all I ever do. I don't physically harm anyone."Judge Richardson told Salter-Bromley he was giving him a 21-day suspended prison sentence for his breach of the injunction.He said: "Any more breaches and I will probably activate this prison sentence. Please, please, behave in a civilised way. Taking your trousers off and exposing your person before defecating and urinating, then abusing staff is uncivilised."http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/Man-poos-floor-Hull-council-office-claiming/story-23043404-detail/story.html Edited December 5, 2014 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 OK, i'd like to change my vote for thread title of the year please I'll say this for ya McLeod, you always deliver 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 It's about time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 The casual racism aside, I'm with this guy all the way. Most 'public servants' look on anyone who needs help as parasites and the system is more broken down and fucked up than a junkie driving a 1978 Robin Reliant.That said, I don't think you can both shit on the floor and complain about being treated like a child. It's one or the other really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 "People make fun of me. You would not believe the abuse I get. Kids say in the holidays 'let's torment the dwarf'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 5, 2014 Author Share Posted December 5, 2014 "Any more breaches and I will probably activate this prison sentence. Please, please, behave in a civilised way. Taking your trousers off and exposing your person before defecating and urinating, then abusing staff is uncivilised." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 hahahahahahahahaah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strange Broue Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 this is old news DazeyOK, i'd like to change my vote for thread title of the year please I'll say this for ya McLeod, you always deliver Read this Man drove 18 hours, urinating into bottle, to have sex with minohttp://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-drove-18-hours-urinating-bottle-sex-minor-cops-article-1.1751252 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 5, 2014 Author Share Posted December 5, 2014 this is old news DazeyYeah I think I posted it a while ago too. Just posted again cuz the mucky bastard was in the paper for something else today too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 this is old news DazeyYeah I think I posted it a while ago too. Just posted again cuz the mucky bastard was in the paper for something else today too.What did he do this time, have a wank in a flower-pot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I like this dwarf Did you know him or see him around Hull during your time there? I ask because you do have a tendency of spotting (and getting spotted by) certain fringe celebrity (and i use the term loosely, even for this day and age ) figures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 5, 2014 Author Share Posted December 5, 2014 this is old news DazeyYeah I think I posted it a while ago too. Just posted again cuz the mucky bastard was in the paper for something else today too.What did he do this time, have a wank in a flower-pot?Exposed himself on a bus while pissing on the floor and smoking a fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 this is old news DazeyYeah I think I posted it a while ago too. Just posted again cuz the mucky bastard was in the paper for something else today too.What did he do this time, have a wank in a flower-pot? oExposed himself on a bus while pissing on the floor and smoking a fag. Hahaha, what a trooper. This guy needs his own show, pronto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 this is old news DazeyYeah I think I posted it a while ago too. Just posted again cuz the mucky bastard was in the paper for something else today too.What did he do this time, have a wank in a flower-pot?Exposed himself on a bus while pissing on the floor and smoking a fag. OK, this guys fast becoming the new Purple Aki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 5, 2014 Author Share Posted December 5, 2014 http://m.hulldailymail.co.uk/articles/Asbo-man-bullied-dwarf-Ian-Salter-Bromley/article/24456756 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 That deserves it own thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 But wait! There's more: http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/Dirty-protest-man-row-breakfast-plate-Hull-court/story-24555739-detail/story.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I love how they've just taken it upon themselves to call it a 'dirty protest', like it was a formalised protest on his part when really he's said nothing of the sort, he's just gone and taken a shit and gone 'it's cuz you're a load of cunts' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) Have a look at this one then in the daily sport a while back. You gotta read the story as well fucking classic http://beforeitsnews.com/contributor/upload/30080/images/shat.jpeg Edited December 6, 2014 by spunko12345 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Ah, The Daily Sport, sterling read as always You showed me that before i think, fuckin' class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Ah, The Daily Sport, sterling read as always You showed me that before i think, fuckin' class "If I get my hands on the bastard that did it I'll kick him in the arse so hard he'll never shit again"I love the Sport. I remember when Tony Blair's missus gave birth to their kid the headline was "Blair's child looks like Hague" just a superimposed photo of William Hague's face on the body of a new born baby. Bizzarely brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I love how they've just taken it upon themselves to call it a 'dirty protest', like it was a formalised protest on his part when really he's said nothing of the sort, he's just gone and taken a shit and gone 'it's cuz you're a load of cunts' 'Dirty protest' is an innately hilarious phrase to me. Think I might start using it as a stock expression every time I'm off to the lav. "Close Guantanamo Bay!!" *plop*"Save the NHS!!" *plop plop*"Chinese Democracy 2 starts now!!" *farts, heaves, strains@*Well, you get the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 LOL at the chimney story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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