Dazey Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I just pissed all over my free laptop by mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Dazey said: I just pissed all over my free laptop by mistake. ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 22 minutes ago, Amir said: ........ You know when there's a gap between the toilet seat and the pot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Dazey said: You know when there's a gap between the toilet seat and the pot? You put the laptop down on the floor in front of you while on the loo, you did a wee sitting down, and then the piss came out in the gap between the seat and the pot; is that what happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, Amir said: You put the laptop down on the floor in front of you while on the loo, you did a wee sitting down, and then the piss came out in the gap between the seat and the pot; is that what happened? Essentially yes. That's exactly what happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Just now, Dazey said: Essentially yes. That's exactly what happened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 1, 2016 Author Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) I take back that champion comment, you're one of lifes prannys . Why you pissing sitting down for anyway, you a bird or something?!? Edited March 1, 2016 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 My guess is it was a post-shit piss. He thought he might take a while doing a poo so he took the laptop with him as reading material/poo-time entertainment. He put the laptop down so he could get to the arse-wiping stage, but had a wee before doing so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 52 minutes ago, Amir said: My guess is it was a post-shit piss. He thought he might take a while doing a poo so he took the laptop with him as reading material/poo-time entertainment. He put the laptop down so he could get to the arse-wiping stage, but had a wee before doing so. And you copied that straight out of The Case of The Red Headed League, or another Conan Doyle classic? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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