Amish Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 One of mine is "How much does a polar bear weigh?" and then followup with "Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Marcus." Don't say that last bit if your name isn't Marcus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Cue people googling stuff they never actually say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 "Yea I play cricket professionally as a job, not good enough to play for England or anything but I make a decent living out of it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amish Posted January 21, 2014 Author Share Posted January 21, 2014 Uh, obviously...who actually uses real pickup lines? I guess unless you're drunk, maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Are you a cop?"No"Cool. Get in the car. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 "Are you from Ireland, by any chance?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amish Posted January 21, 2014 Author Share Posted January 21, 2014 Picking up girls is easy if you have like 3 other dudes and you approach a group of girls and say "Hey, come hang out with us, we got weed and beer." THEY FALL FOR IT EVERYTIME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 "Hi. My cock just passed away. I was wondering if I could bury it inside you?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan95 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Get in the van! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Let me put my dick in your ear and fuck some sense into you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gia Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"(It's always a gun though ) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"(It's always a gun though )No shit, you hang out in Compton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Is that a ripped tennis ball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amish Posted January 21, 2014 Author Share Posted January 21, 2014 "Hey, somebody just slashed my tires and I was wondering if maybe we could fuck?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Excuse me, miss? I couldn't help but notice I'm about to rape you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Excuse me, miss? I couldn't help but notice I'm about to rape you.Me - Do you want to play the rape game?Her - NoMe - That's the fucking spirit! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Do you want to go halves on a bastard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 'Hey, some guys on this forum I'm on said some rape jokes that I thought were good, do you wanna hear them?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Hi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Wut dat mouth do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicrawker Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Hi there is a party in my pants and you are invited!or if that does not workHi, does this rag smell like chloroform? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Pink elephantsWhat?Don't know but it broke the ice. I post a lot on this site called mygnr, hey come back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I just shit my pants, can I get into yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I just shit my pants, can I get into yours? You don't like it dirty? Bye byeSonofabitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 "Yea I play cricket professionally as a job, not good enough to play for England or anything but I make a decent living out of it" I thought you were Welsh anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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