arnold layne Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 I'd be a squirrel. Climbin' trees, banging Ms. Squirrels, and eating leftover bread from the coffee shop down the street. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowOfTheWave Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Polar Bear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Mankind's an animalAn animalLike youAnd meI'd be a sloth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 12, 2014 Author Share Posted May 12, 2014 "Oh what a life it would be,to be a squirrel burrowed within a tree" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 12, 2014 Author Share Posted May 12, 2014 I'm sorry Black Sabbath, a hooray for tolerance! isn't an animal, you racist bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I'm a lyrical miracleGot more nuts than a squirrel...Sloths are cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 12, 2014 Author Share Posted May 12, 2014 MC P.I.T. and Spin Master Layne,We throw rhymes like Dwayne Wade.Peace out, MYGNR represent. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NGOG Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Animals may lead a gleeful life, but really they're just blissfully ignorant. They're no more happy than a hick living on a trailer park (who much like animals, are also sniffing their own shit and humping a sibling - all the while totally ignorant of the less rosey aspects of life). I like being able to think on a deeper level, so I'll pass on the reincarnation thing. Sorry to complicate your thread Arnold! tl;dr: A lion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 12, 2014 Author Share Posted May 12, 2014 Boo NGOG boo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thin White Duke Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 A Panda. Trolling all the men and womyn trying to save me from extinction being all picky. And still, damn cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsys Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Giraffe. I want to be tall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Animals may lead a gleeful life, but really they're just blissfully ignorant. They're no more happy than a hick living on a trailer park (who much like animals, are also sniffing their own shit and humping a sibling - all the while totally ignorant of the less rosey aspects of life). I like being able to think on a deeper level, so I'll pass on the reincarnation thing. Sorry to complicate your thread Arnold! tl;dr: A lionbut i bet you respect black people too much to say the "n" word...lmaokangaroo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 A hamster. Just run on the wheel all day dreaming of escape plans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmarBradley Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 (edited) A pterodactyl. Or a samsquanch. Edited May 12, 2014 by OmarBradley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Comstock Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Definitely a jaguar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmarBradley Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Definitely a jaguar.Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Beat me to it.Live for over a hundred years, laws protect you from being killed and besides man only a Hippo is going to be able to kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakey Styley Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I'd be a dog. A dog's only job in life is to treat its' owners with unconditional love, and in return, it gets food and shelter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Beat me to it.Live for over a hundred years, laws protect you from being killed and besides man only a Hippo is going to be able to kill you.http://youtu.be/eu1by5-BpTA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Caiman is one thing, a Saltwater or Indo-Pacific Croc is another Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 i'm putting my money on the kangaroo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunnyDRE Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I'm sorry Black Sabbath, a hooray for tolerance! isn't an animal, you racist bastard.you aren't funny or witty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 A deaf one...so i wouldn't have to listen to stupid questions.Nah, id like to be...a bed bug. Comfy yknow? Never know your luck too, might end up round some fit birds house...so i could have a quick crawl around her knockers til such time as they call the Rentokil nazi's to gas me to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shades Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 (edited) I'd be a dog. A dog's only job in life is to treat its' owners with unconditional love, and in return, it gets food and shelter.sounds a lot like an Obama supportermaybe we could name ita moochakangaroo Edited May 12, 2014 by shades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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