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  1. Jabberwocky

    It's hard out here for a pimp

  2. Jabberwocky

    Like Jet Li, this Glock got a kick

    1. -W.A.R-

      -W.A.R-

      All my kicks fly like Liu Kang

  3. Jabberwocky

    lOoKS dOn'T mAtTeR IT's aBoUt pErSoNaLiTy

  4. Jabberwocky

    My car is so old that it has Varicose veins

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      i bet mines older :lol: 

  5. Jabberwocky

    My life is unbelievably boring and I need to broadcast that to the world

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      if its any consolation whatsoever chappie so is everyones.  Hence when we get on here and talk about Guns n Roses and dishwashers and whether you fold or scrunch the toilet paper that you wipe your arse with. 

    2. Jabberwocky

      Jabberwocky

      My quote is just a line from this video called Delete Your Facebook

  6. Jabberwocky

    Never let cannibalism get in the way of a good party

  7. Jabberwocky

    Not To Self: Change The Bong Water

  8. Jabberwocky

    Pause...Sidenote
    I ain't trying to get on my high horse

  9. Jabberwocky

    Popped a pill before I did a drill and now I'm Super Saiyan

  10. Jabberwocky

    Punk Rock is an argument with society, authority or just the human condition. You don't sing that, you shout, yell and scream.

  11. Jabberwocky

    RIP

  12. Jabberwocky

    RIP to Mr Whitmore. While I may have been your housekeeper, I grew such an attachment to you, that I bawled my eyes out watching you pass away. I know you are at peace but I will miss you forever more.

    1. lame ass security

      lame ass security

      I'm sorry for your loss.

    2. Jabberwocky

      Jabberwocky

      Thank you. It's the first time I ever had someone I wasn't blood related to pass away where I cried rivers of tears. Such a sweet man. I would talk to him not as a patient but as a regular human being. What got me so attached was he would have bananas in his room and on a day I said "man I think I want to go across the street to some me some for my own" The next day he had put his in the trashcan and told me "those are yours because I know that's the first place you'd look" since he knew I was a housekeeper. Such a sweet gesture. A few people at the home saw me blubbering crying when he was in the midst of passing away. Word got around that I wasn't taking it good at all. There's no instruction booklet for anything like that. But it got around like "Jabbs has such a huge and soft heart" All I know is he is no longer suffering since he has left his body to return as the energy we all are when we entered this world.

  13. Jabberwocky

    RIP to my friend and bandmate Alan Walker. Best 12 years of my life. You really were an artist, a philosopher and a creative dreamer.

    1. Słash

      Słash

      Rest In Peace

    2. James Bond

      James Bond

      Sorry for your loss! All the best.

  14. Jabberwocky

    She's short and squatty. All ass and no body.

     

  15. Jabberwocky

    She's short and squaty. All ass and no body.

  16. Jabberwocky

    Something's Gone Wrong With This Teleportation Machine

  17. Jabberwocky

    Telling a ugly guy to be confident is like pouring syrup on shit and calling it pancakes

     

  18. Jabberwocky

    The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill

  19. Jabberwocky

    The blues you gave me have now turn to red

  20. Jabberwocky

    The Future Is So Old

  21. Jabberwocky

    The planets have turned to bombs and space and time are erased

  22. Jabberwocky

    There's nothing worse than having the flu on your birthday

    1. -W.A.R-

      -W.A.R-

      happy bday man!! hope you get better

    2. gunsguy

      gunsguy

      Happy Birthday!  Celebrate in a week when your better!  I will have a drink for ya

    3. SoulMonster

      SoulMonster

      It could have been a fatal cardiac arrest.

      Happy birthday!

       

  23. Jabberwocky

    They're eating her...and then they're gonna eat me...OH MY GODDDDDD!!!

  24. Jabberwocky

    Think I'ma show my respеct (Uh-huh)
    Funeral, pull up with flowers and gat

  25. Jabberwocky

    To be fair it's hard to pull yourself up by your bootstraps when you're wearing little girl ballet shoes.

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