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  1. I have reached my life goals. I will die in peace.

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    2. Towelie

      Towelie

      You shagged a hooker?

    3. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      Now you need to define new ones ...

    4. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      How 'bout having sex again?

      Would be better than dying now

  2. With great highs come great lows.

    1. magisme

      magisme

      But now you know the highs are out there.

  3. My two goals: Smoke legal dope and bang a hooker. Game on.

    1. downzy

      downzy

      Shine on you crazy diamond...

    2. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Be careful bringing any dope back with you from Colorado especially if you drive through Oklahoma. The trooper's there hang at the border and look for out of state plates to stop. If you have more than 1 oz it could be jail time.

    3. ZoSoRose
  4. My brain is hanging upside down. I need something to slow me down.

  5. Lordy Lordy Lorde. I am Lorde.

    1. ZoSoRose
    2. Bro-mero

      Bro-mero

      The song was supposed to go "Hunger Games ya ya ya"

  6. I plan on getting drunk as fuck tonight. DRUNK AS FUCK.

    1. Estranged Reality

      Estranged Reality

      last weekend i drank so much that i was hungover for half of this week.

    2. Nulla Lex Ink.

      Nulla Lex Ink.

      ER doesn't want us to know that he is a drunk ghost. A very drunk ghost :P

  7. It's a bittersweet symphony this life. Try to make ends meet. You're a slave to money then you die.

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    2. Satanisk_Slakt

      Satanisk_Slakt

      Life sucks. Then you die.

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Life's a bitch, then you marry one.

    4. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      It's up to you, bro...

  8. Depressed.

    1. AdriftatSea

      AdriftatSea

      Stop drinking so much. Drink water. Alcohol is a depressant. Find a sauna and sweat it out of your system. It will help. Then find something to do, like paint your apartment.

  9. Did you honestly think we needed another McCoy thread? Eat shit Dazey.

    1. Dazey

      Dazey

      Love you too Nate. :D

  10. Layne, Layne go away. That's what all my haters say.

  11. [status removed by administrator]

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    2. Broskirose

      Broskirose

      I think this was just the status the whole time. Wouldn't an admin just delete it?

    3. Aaron_H
    4. AdriftatSea

      AdriftatSea

      Of course he wrote that himself! LOL

  12. My hooray for tolerance!.

    1. John Bonham

      John Bonham

      What's up mah hooray for tolerance!

  13. Feed your head.

    1. Nulla Lex Ink.

      Nulla Lex Ink.

      The Dormouse has the munchies.

  14. Somebody shoot me before I wake up tomorrow.

  15. I need advice.

    1. PITBOSS

      PITBOSS

      never run with scissors

    2. magisme

      magisme

      Go easier on yourself.

  16. awake at five thirty in the morning. fuck you brain.

  17. Fried fish sandwich, brown ale, bummin' around campus. Life's been good.

    1. Broskirose

      Broskirose

      hell yeah bro

  18. BREAKING NEWS: I'm not gay.

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    2. Powerage5
    3. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      This should be another MYGNRFORUM exclusive.

    4. Lithium

      Lithium

      I just wanna boogie to some Marvin

  19. 1 week left of my college career.

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    2. bran

      bran

      congrats!!!!!!!

    3. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      congrats man, take some time to relax, and look for jobs whenever. You won't be looking long with an IS degree, you will make goddamn good money, and you can save money and buy a house and build a bar in the basement and shit.

  20. Drunk as hell but no throwin up, Half way home and my pager still blowin up.

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    2. PITBOSS

      PITBOSS

      Robert Goulet sings the classics

    3. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      And you know another hooray for tolerance! couldn't handle this.

      You know, stuff like that.

    4. Lithium

      Lithium

      shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em

  21. Sobriety! Sobriety! No escaping that for me!

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