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  1. arnold layne

    I named my Willie, Nelson.

    1. Jackamo!

      Jackamo!

      Oh, I get it. Its a Simpsons reference. When girls look at it they say, "Ha Ha!"

    2. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      owned

    3. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      owned x 2

  2. arnold layne

    What did the vegetarian say to the blind man?

    1. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      Sea cucumber!

  3. arnold layne

    In Christ I am a new creation.

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    2. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Liquor and whores are more fun

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Don't knock the boys faith, you wizened old pot smoker, he's into something here!

    4. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      I'm on Highway to Hell

  4. arnold layne

    Why the hell are York candies advertised like condoms?

    1. wkuk04

      wkuk04

      In restrooms?

  5. arnold layne

    If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up.

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      perhaps the fact that you keep starting over means that you never truly give up? :D

    2. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      Don't give up, man.

  6. arnold layne

    Jesus saves.

    1. Lithium

      Lithium

      George Nelson withdraws!

    2. axlslash

      axlslash

      Moses scores on the rebound

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Satan invests and diversifies

  7. arnold layne

    8:27 AM. Time to get drunk.

  8. arnold layne

    Hello.

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    2. Słash

      Słash

      Can you show me where it hurts?

    3. Słash

      Słash

      There is no pain, you are receding

    4. Słash

      Słash

      A distant ship smoke on the horizon

  9. arnold layne

    I am officially announcing my candidacy in the 2016 Presidential Election.

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    2. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      will you nuke ISIS?

    3. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      You aren't 35.

    4. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      Oh goddammit. AxlisOld is right.

  10. arnold layne

    You can squeeze my lemon ’til the juice run down my leg.

    1. Towelie

      Towelie

      Didn't know you were a Zep fan Arnold?

    2. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      You can squeeze my colostomy bag ’til the juice run down my leg

  11. arnold layne

    What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      listen to what it has to say.

    3. wkuk04

      wkuk04

      http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Riker_ef9ec9_1594872.gif

    4. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

  12. arnold layne

    HELLO I LOVE YOU WON'T YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME

    1. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      Hello, I love you, let me jump in your game

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      No, get away from me, I'm calling the police, get your clammy, creepy little hands away from me, i have mace in my handbag!

  13. arnold layne

    Halp! Downzy how do I make my name blue? Plz respnd.

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    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      Where?

    3. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      I dont think hes done yet

    4. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      give me your money nate, ill do it.

  14. arnold layne

    Vodka in my Mtn Dew.

  15. arnold layne

    8:33 am. Eating sea salt & vinegar chips and drinking Flying Dog beer in the bathtub.

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      How's the beer? Which one?

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      NEVER eat Salt n Vinegar.

  16. arnold layne

    More than 80,000 bartenders in the US have college degrees. #WakeUpAmerica

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    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      My boss was a douche and the reason I was hired was because there was so much turnover that they were hoping I'd make it.

    3. magisme

      magisme

      cr, always so reasonable.

    4. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      As Apollo pointed out Nate you still were able to get a good paying job right out of college because you had your degree. Without that degree you would not have gotten a job that paid that well. Also if you put in the effort you could get a similar job if you wanted too because of that degree. Just because you hated your boss and don't like the jobs your degree is good for means it is worthless.

  17. arnold layne

    I am getting fat.

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    2. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      Nate getting all KINDZ OF GAINSSSSS

    3. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Depression will do that to you

    4. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      You need to go to Vegas and bang day and night ... it will help you to get in shape again.

  18. arnold layne

    I slept for 12 hours today. It was glorious.

    1. supercool

      supercool

      congrats

  19. arnold layne

    Turns out messing around with two different girls didn't end up as well as I would have hoped.

  20. arnold layne

    And there's nothing wrong with me. This is how I'm supposed to be. In a land of make believe.

    1. estrangedtwat

      estrangedtwat

      that don't believe in me.

    2. tentonneskeleton

      tentonneskeleton

      Jesus of Suburbia... nice

  21. arnold layne

    I am who I am.

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      and thats all that i am, ug ug ug ug ug :D

  22. arnold layne

    Fear and Loathing in wherever I may be.

  23. arnold layne

    That depressing realization that not all girls look like Vegas prostitutes. :( :( :(

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    2. darknightfan

      darknightfan

      Money is great.

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      So is screwing lol

    4. The Glow Inc.

      The Glow Inc.

      Do LV hookers look like Elizabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas ?

  24. arnold layne

    I'm on a roll, no self control.

  25. arnold layne

    One of the things I like doing most is banging whores. I uh, I go out and bang a lot of whores. - Frank Reynolds

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    2. estrangedtwat

      estrangedtwat

      "Hooooooooooooerrrrs"....love it.

    3. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      Your god damn hoor mother

    4. estrangedtwat

      estrangedtwat

      "I love eggs, Charlie. And I love crabs. And I love boiling denim and banging whores. And I don't care if anybody doesn't like that about me, they don't have to stick around!! Screw 'em!!" - Frank Reynolds, s07e01 "Frank's Pretty Woman" delivering a speech to Charlie after he puked blood all over Frank's date in the back of the limo. Amazing scene.

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