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Johnny Drama

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  1. All y'all muthafuckas need to get your asses into My World and check out the Mayer Hawthorne thread, get some soul in your lives. 6 pages of discussion, and it's all me, Russ, and Amir.

    1. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      You're all hooray for tolerance!s. Especially the Iranian one.

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  2. If anyone has a spare reunion ticket, I'll be some sort of high class escort for the night. No sexual favours, but you can pretend that I'm your girlfriend/trophy wife. Which will make you look cooler to everyone else in the arena.

  3. no, i don't post under any name besides "highvoltage" or "highvoltageacdc" on any other forums. can people stop making shit up about me already?

    1. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      I heard you perform at donkey shows as the donkey.

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  4. new slayer album, im not sure i want to listen to this.....

    1. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      Slayer should put their tools down if they can't get Lombardo back.

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    1. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      Used to look a boss. Now looks like a young version of an old man modelling beige polos and breast height pants in a KMart catalogue.

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  5. Now look here you roustabouts! I used to live in Bromley! Yep, and thats a pretty wild place! And I picked up one or two tips on punch-ups while i was there!

  6. It's official. David Lee Roth is the worst singer in the world.

    1. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      DLR is still a flamboyant and physical frontman unlike Axl with his gay pat the air whilst bouncing from side to side move that he does.

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  7. Palestine here I come *anguish/fear/excitement*

    1. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      Poor form Amir. I'd at least expect you to order that with a side of hot Israeli female.

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    1. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      If you drink green beer and in addition to that drink your normal local shit on St. Patrick's Day you're an arse. Jameson for me all year round.

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  8. Shameless (US) is the best show you're probably not watching.

    1. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      Just watch the proper UK version until the point where it jumped the shark.

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  9. Every gunner remembers Axl's birthday, but today is also Paul Tobias's birthday, he was very important in GN'R history behind the scenes, as Axl said: "Without Paul there would be no more Guns N' Roses."

  10. I'm tired of working weekends. This is balls.

    1. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      Same here. I need a job with work/life balance but I'm gonna wait until June to take any action on it.

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  11. No Australian female guitarist in gnr - mygnrforum exclusive. What are we on now? 4?5?6? Meh... Our awesomeness knows no bounds! :)

    1. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      With a couple years more practice and a sex change I can make this happen. Mark my word.

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  12. Watching the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine can't dance. Man this shit is awesome...holds up well.

  13. My daughter opened an Instagram account for me so I could like and comment on her photos. Now she is deleting my comments from her photos. hahah. I didn't even want Instagram.

    1. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      What a bitch. Cut her brakes and fuck her boyfriend with the strap on dildo that you bought her for her 12th birthday.

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  14. I ♥ gym, I ♥ girls, I ♥ guitar, I ♥ ganja...

    1. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      If you smoke too much Snake-Pit, you'll turn into ganja.

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  15. St Nicholas today

    1. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      Ooh look aat mee Im Duutch aand I use doouuble voowels in eveerythiing.

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  16. We don' worry bout the things that we used to be, like doin' heroin with the president

  17. People who stop by unannounced are the worst people in the world.

    1. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      Well that's confirmation you're not black. At all.

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  18. Drove 40 miles this morning with my trunk open. Thank god my Les Paul is still there, huzzah!

    1. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      You mean he would have had November Rain on his Les Paul.

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