Chris1989

Did a 5k run at lunch, PB'd it and then did my core work in the evening. Rewarding my week of hard work by having a pizza and poker night.

Isn't it fitted with a built in heart rate monitor and combines your resting heart + time at elevated heart rates + basal metabolic rate to work it out?

May be wrong, never really looked at them despite temptation.

Chelsea cruised it, Neville won a game and Adam Johnson's going down for noncing. Standard week?

Ps, do Johnson jokes go in here or the inappropriate jokes thread?

After 6 workouts in 7 days, I decided to have a rest day. My rest day was spent doing DIY, which involved a hell of a lot of strength and core work, so hardly a bloody rest day!

That quote isn't real.

I have such faith in Arsenal fucking up its unbelievable. 

Hitting the weights at the moment. Did a pretty tough upper body workout last night that left me drenched in sweat and my arms weak.

I've woken up today and my arms feel fine. What's the deal?

I couldn't push any harder last night, and think I hit a limit, but surely I should be fatigued?

Not watching as it was just shitty stop start slow mo editing for no reason.

So glad we're smashing Franchise FC. Not just because of the history, but also because I drove through MK last week and it is just a load of roundabouts.

Rhianna is not attractive in any way, and has a face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp.

I was thinking more modern as Burnley used to be a top team. Seem to remember they beat United, and they beat Chelsea on penalties (only game I've ever seen us lose in 14 years)

This has to be the winner for 2016.

http://time.com/4195216/michigan-man-dies-porn-crash/

oh shit we may have a winner

Does that get filed as carjacking?

Have you ever lost to Burnley?

West Ham won 3-0 and 2-0 in the league fixtures, so each to score looks a solid bet for me as I expect the pikeys will score.

Jennifer Lawrence is not in any way attractive. And she has an ugly vulva.

She's bang average. Can't comment on her vulva.

He'll have to actually do some sort of business first to even get that far, not just sit around mulling over the vagaries of tax relief having registered a completely functionless company with Companies House

It's just a shell corporation hiding Swiss money laundering?

Redmayne will win it because it touches on LGBT themes.

No idea, so Snakes can answer that.

Does anybody actually have any idea what the fuck Snake's business actually does?

I have a company...

I am working on business plan.

I am leaning towards artist record production/becoming a record label, they say 'stick to what you know'... So I'm doing Record Label.

Basically, earning money through airplay with PRS or ASCAP and sales of recorded copies of music and earning money through MCPS.

So in other words you've registered a business that only exists in the mind of a pot user with no employees or backers or strategy other than I can do this, or this, or that.

Take it to Dragons Den, I'd watch that episode!

Does anybody actually have any idea what the fuck Snake's business actually does?

You know, all these young British racists are football supporters. You would never see a cricket fan in their ranks.

Probably Chelsea fans.

Yeah, same Chelsea fans that killed 39 Juve supporters, oh wait, just another thing that wasn't the fault of Liverpool fans.

Bring back KP for the World T20

Neither exist. You're confusing United debt with ours.

Aww, sweet that you're still getting riled up. You know that we never discussed Chelsea beating Liverpool and Gerrard's slip because that was the last day you were online.

It's alright, we showed how to win the league the next season.

Lol, another special atmosphere at AnFAILED today. If they can't get up for that they what can they get up for. Answer? Certainly not work.I