Chris1989

I've suffered badly this year on and off. Bouts of awesomeness, bouts of "I don't give a shit if I fell off my bike and died" at other times.

It got bad last week but I have bounced back since Monday.

1 George H W Bush

2 Stan Lee

3 Muhammad Ali

4 Clint Eastwood

5 Stephen Hawking

6 Sir Alex Ferguson

7 Michael Schumacher (Hope not)

8 Yoko Ono

9 Prince Phillip

10 Queen Elizabeth II

Even Arsenal have been shit. Getting through the CL with 9 points, we got knocked out with 10 before.

Don't get married to an emotionally unstable woman. Also, don't get married if you are emotionally unstable yourself.

I wouldn't get married at all.

Oh, you want to get married so you keep getting sex? Doesn't work like that.

Not at all, I've been 50% to blame for things.

Everything has been mine fault this last 10 days, its PMT on steroids.

Because the rats are cowards.

Yeah, cos Putin is going to off his best mate, somebody who works in partnership to get sporting events into Russia....

Oh, and all his money is corrupt, which is why he passes the fit and proper owner test.

We're 16th and still the opposition fans are jealous!

2 hours later his post would be that he's gonna marry her anyway.

We need Arnie or Miser to get this back on track.

How about a story of STDs or squirtung gunk on laptops.

£40m is bollocks, but the media hate Chelseaso say its true.

Chelsea, United, Bayern and maybe Citeh all looking.

Plus Madrid I guess...

Excuse me whilst I cry in the corner and stick pins in my voodoo dolls of the players, all of whom have been shadows except for Zouma, Azpi, William and Courtois.

The players should be ashamed of themselves - they have let down the fans and we will not forget it.

Lol, the endings going to piss Bono off. Brace for his angry rants

The starts going to piss him off when the Brits don't cheer.

You've Lenny'd the thread bro.

I'm not going to get to see this for ages. I might squeeze it in on the morning of the 29th - two freakin weeks away!

Marks out of 5, 10, 100, bananas, however you want to rate it.

I'm giving mine a 9.

Achieved my cycling goals for 2014.

Lost half a stone

Cycled from London to Paris

Got a new job

New girlfriend

All good.

You guys and girls?

2015 gets a 5/10

Positive -

Bought a house

Secure in the previously mentioned job

Still with the same girlfriend

Beat 1 hour on the Duathlon by 3 minutes

Finally started bike racing

Negative -

Bought a house

Still in the previously mentioned job

Girlfriends baggage is still having a negative impact on us

Injured my knee and missed the whole summer of cycling

Gained a stone due to injury and depression

Oh yeah, kids always strengthen relationships. Probably worth getting a joint mortgage as well.

Barca are only afraid of Chelsea and Bayern. They have no respect for the others.

Bloody fix that CL draw.

Chelsea PSG for the 3rd straight year, Arsenal get Bayern or Barca every year, and they got both this year!

"The lads showed great character."

Edit:

I want that on Brendans gravestone.

Was it 6/6 that Axl did the killer prostitute that the board were pleasuring themselves to for a few weeks? If it was, that was an awesome performance, one of the best prostitutes I have ever seen. (That's a weird thing to say!)

Gf and I have been fighting all the time. It is taken a toll on me. I lost thirty pounds and became a chain smoker. I don't think I can handle dating. But I remember being a self-loathing alcoholic wasn't very fun either.It has been a little bit since I have been single so I don't remember how to pick up girls again.

Perhaps it's a sign your relationship just isn't right.

No you're right.

I'm poor and unmotivated. I'm also binge drinking at the moment and confused. Marriage? Okay. I take every day by day. It has been going good. Lots of sex. Lots of time with her. Lots of laughs and all that, but I have only known her for 4 months.

Granted most people couldn't stand me after three days but she wants to marry me. Something changed after Vegas and it isn't all the STDs I don't have.

So either she's crazy, I'm crazy or we are both crazy.

Screw it. She asked me. I'll say yes. I'll give that woman a ring if she wants it. I need a coffee and a smoke.

Oh ok, a lot changes in 2 weeks.

It's frightfully British to complain about sex being messy isn't it?

3 Brits, I'm siding with D and D.