Chris1989

We must joke, otherwise the terrorists win.

Mattt... Daayyymon.

I'm willing to bet that both the bomb threats to the Football last night and the Air France flights this morning were all bogus. Since when have ISIS given a warning?

Glad that this mornings raids were reasonably successful, but a pity that a police dog was killed - that life was more valuable than all 9 of the attackers combined.

Am I the only one who has never considered Charlie Sheen to be anything more than a giant douchebag? Shit "comedy" show, his drunken and drugged escapades were not funny or awesome, just sad, and now the way he lives is still celebrated.

What's wrong with the human race.

RIP, one of the greats. So sad to die so young after his health troubles during his 30's.

This "Chelsea were always 6th or 7th" and "Nowhere before Roman" bullshit is such a crap myth. We finished above Liverpool twice in the following seasons back when they had Owen and won 5 trophies in 2 seasons:

1997/98 - 4th

1998/99 - 3rd (Just 4 points off the title)

99/00 - 5th

00/01 - 6th

01/02 - 6th

02/03 - 4th

Average position pre-Roman = 4.66

I'll also just point out that the "class of ENglish football" as Len likes to see them, finished in 10th in 1992/1993 and 12th in 1994/5 - behind Chelsea!

Go on Coventry! I have a soft spot for all of the Prem Teams of the 90's. Part of me still wants Derby and Forest to get back up there. I'll happily get rid of Liverpool and West Ham to have them back.

Video won't load, but does it mention Arsenal bribes and money spent to stay in the top division and buy players are WW2?

Oh dear, less religious was just followed by more educated. Enter Dazey to hammer that point home!

Why do the good Muslims allow this to happen? They're the majority, so why do they not whistleblow on this stuff, and why are they happy to let IS take their towns and force them from their homes?

Why do the good Christians allow shootings in American Schools and Universities?

Idiot. Good Christians don't allow the KKK to overrun their towns - much better comparison.

Why do the good Muslims allow this to happen? They're the majority, so why do they not whistleblow on this stuff, and why are they happy to let IS take their towns and force them from their homes?

I think the defenders would have been slicing through Maradona tbh. It's all well and good that he can ride a few challenges, but 38 games of that (42 back then) in a season?

Chelsea, cheapest tea in the prem, Liverpool most expensive. Kidderminster £4.50 for a pie. Think I posted that a week or so ago - UK football is mental.

Pikeys just nick it round here.

Austin Powers: Spectre.

A brother? WHat a load of bullshit. We all called it bullshit when we saw the leaks, and I thought they might fix it. Crikey what a load of shit. I haven't actually seen the film, but this one thing is enough for me to not want to see it. I'm supposed to believe that the head of a terrorist organisation is conveniently the foster brother to the best spy in the world? Bollocks to that.

Fuck you MGM, Sam Smith.

How much of that footage is new? A lot looks familiar.

Weren't ISIS the league beneath the Vauxhall Conference?

Nah they're a transport and logistics company

Shouldn't it be ISIE, since they're in Egypt and not Syria?

Clearly Kosc started it, but that didn't fit the media storyline of the big bad villain.

You should try listening as a neutral. Every media outlet, from commentators to pundits to papers, it's all looking for the negative. They all want to destroy Chelsea.

We scored over 100 goals when we won the league, a record. We were "functional" "ruthless" and never "Free flowing" or "Exciting" like those same people call Man City or Arsenal.

The posession in the second half was 52/48 against Bayern in 2012, and same in extra time. But we were "hanging on" and "parking the bus" - what was Arsenals last night? 32%.

The media jumped on the Eva bandwagon, but no interest in the fact that the male doctor got the same treatment and returned to work without fuss. No, they focus on the Doctor being an unprofessional diva and took to Facebook to post about it.

What about the other doctor scandal? Is Andros Townsend being discussed by FIFA for giving some back to the physio last week? Bollocks is it. We make the front pages and get coverage no other team would get.

Martin Skrtel is the dirtiest player in the league, but never gets picked up on it. We constantly get denied penalties when players pull ours down in the box, but it's never replayed. We'll go on and lose 1-0 but it's never discussed.

Remember the Costa incident against Arsenal where he stands up to Koscienly? I have NEVER seen a replay of why he was on the floor, but we all know he was on the floor because the Arsenal player pulled him down and it should have been a penalty.

The media have an agenda against us.

The current one is hardly a drop in skill level from the above though are they? This is the same defence that helped you run away with the league last season, on paper I'd prefer this one to that one.

And since we're talking about beating Bayern well you only need look a couple of weeks back for an example of us doing that...as well as the time before at the Allianz, no extra time required.

History, history. That all you've got?

Last 3 games. You beat an out of form Swansea and got smashed by 3 goals against Wednesday and 5-1 by Bayern.

It's freefall I tell ya, the clubs in crisis, WengerOut is trending on social media, the wolves are at the door!

(Oh wait, oh no, just Chelsea get that treatment from the media)

Funny how the Ozil cheating isn't being replayed over and over on TV, and nor were the Stoke fouls in the Carling Cup games. No endless replays of Ashley Youngs flying dive last night, just saved for Chelsea. #Campaign

Same defence as 2012?

Cech

Bosingwa Cahill Luiz Cole

Yes, a defence featuring Bosingwa and Luiz conceded only 1 goal to Bayern.

Interesting fact. In that final, which lasted 120 minutes, only 4 substitutions were made. 3 in normal time, 1 in extra time.

Petr Cech has great memories of the Allianz. Or at least, he did when he had a decent defence in front of him...

I thought Luke was a Manc? They're top of their group in the CL right?

You can't let them have the ball. Wenger should know that. It's not the defense necessarily. Its those wingers, mids, strikers closing down the ball. They just sat in the box and invited them to chip the ball in. Chelsea never did that, every player like Robben or Cole were defending. Drogba was fouling up the pitch.

Better than Gary Lineker fouling on the pitch!