Chris1989

What do the British do during a showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Sit back and repress feelings of how nice it must be to cross dress?

That looked shit.

People just don't understand the pop culture significance of this movie. I hope a bunch of you go see it opening night and get pissed off when the crowd reacts EAXCTLY the way myself and others know they will. Walk out of the theatre when people cheer because they will cheer.

I'm neither criticising the practice nor advocating it: I'm merely saying it does not happen (in Britain), and, the notion that it will somehow happen here based on the premise that this is a Star Wars and has special considerations is a complete fallacy.

The notion that you think it wont happen because it is unBritain like is laughable. It will happen. How old are you. I guarantee you it happened whan Phantom Menace came out and it WILL happen again next week when Force Awakens premiers. I expect you to come back here admitting you were completely wrong because you will be. The fact you dont understand this is Star Wars and there ARE special considerations says it all.

It DIDN'T happen for Phantom Menace. It didn't happen for Attack of the Clones. I didn't see Revenge of the Sith because I'd seen TPM and AOTC. It didn't happen during any showing I've been to of any of the original trilogy either.

No you're just lying. We'll see. Report back Friday after opening night and amdit how wrong you were.

Okay then, how about a $100 bet right now? I'll record the opening 2 minutes on my phone when I go to see this. I'll post the footage on here and if nobody can be heard whooping and hollering like a bunch of lunatics I'll gladly PayPal you the money. How's that? ?

"I wasn't trying to film star wars, I was filming the audience, honest officer"

"Hang about, don't I recognise you - you've been hanging around the canals where the murders have been happening. You're going away for a long time!)

Medium-well done. I can't stand anything less, pretty disgusting to be bleeding out on your plate.

I've never heard anybody cheer about a film. Laugh with it, gasp with it, cheer at the screen?

That's for people who can feel the attention, like people on stage. We aren't dumbasses who think the people projected on a screen can feel our presence.

If you get 9 points you shouldn't be allowed through.

So how did the meeting go Towelie?

I'm a Chemical Process Engineer which basically means I design, build and manage chemical plants.

That's similar to what my Dad did, he was an Industrial Chemist from Uni through to retirement.

Exciting times when I was little, every few years there were 'incidents' and explosions, you could hear the sirens from the plant miles outside town and he would have to rush off in the middle of the night.

I went to the US with him earlier this year and the guy on the US side of customs recognised he was a chemist by the state of his fingerprints!

This place is about five minutes from my plant and they've blown themselves up twice in the past three months.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/local-news/widnes-chemical-firm-fined-80000-10135947

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/road-closed-after-police-fire-10542584

Scousers innit, what do you expect, probably off getting permed and left the gas on

Nah, probably just nicked a few of the important safety bits to weigh in for scrap.

Those cheeky scallies. It's just the scouse sense of humour.

Just laid out my training plan for the next 6 months, and I am really going to put my body through a lot of stress to do all the events I want to enter.

I have 8 bike races, 18 Time Trials, 3x 10k races and a sprint triathlon.

Jeez...

Do you want my card number and PIN as well?

I don't have a defined role, I move around the car industry as photographer, journalist, social media manager and general marketing.

As a side role I am a sports photographer on a freelance basis.

I have been called in for a meeting by my manager to discuss my sarcastic and unprofessional manner in the workplace. Fucking bellend.

Apply for new jobs, and then have the meeting. Walk in and say "I'm so pleased we've got an opportunity to discuss our workplace. I really admire you both as a boss and a person and aspire to learn more from you, and my problems must stem from jealousy as you're acheiving what I would love to." in the most dry and sarcastic way.

Then tell him to grow a pair and stop brown nosing his boss as it's reaching the point you can't tell where the supervisor ends and he begins, and does he want you to tie a rope round his ankles in case he falls in.

If this were Dragons Den, Snakes wouldn't last 5 minutes but Gracii gets to the negotiating stage.

Scored twice tonight, one left and one with the right. Not bad - 2 shots, 2 on target, 2 goals. Ran 6.6km in the 60 minutes I played as well so pretty handy return!

First race in 8 months, finished about 34th out of 40, but I fancy that being a top 20 in 3 months time. I need more experience of pack racing...

No, the iBot - go trademark that to go with F**K

Two weeks people.

Tried to post when the server crashed, but basically: More surprised to see Madison post on here today than to see Scotts death announced. Very sad. RIP.

The angry side of me wanted to follow her onto her drive when she stopped in the morning, but you can't reason with these people.

Nearly got knocked off my bike yesterday. They just drove into the cycle lane and I banged on the side of their car with my hand. I had no room to my left, and squeezed from the right. They slammed on the brakes and then drove past me blasting their horn.

I was just there thinking "What the hell, how is it my fault that you've driven into my lane?" and then realised it was a Mum coming back from the school run. Typical, daft cow probably didn't even realise that it was a cycle lane or that I was there. I saw where she lived as she pulled in straight after onto her driveway.

Topped it off in the evening though as she reversed out of said driveway into my path, then drove into the cycle lane and squeezed me again. Cue lots of waving and she put her window down and said "You're the one who hit my car this morning" and I simply responded "Well if I can touch your car, you're driving too close to me" and she drove past and slammed the brakes on.

I couldn't be arsed with arguing so just cycled round her and filtered through the traffic jam. Daft bitch. I know where she lives and if I see her do anything similar again it'll be a phone call to the police.

I guess you can fit a decent amount up there judging by the size of the shit somebody left in the work toilet today.

Make a case for him being a shit driver.

Likely:

Complete a 10k

Complete a sprint Triathlon

Lose 5lbs

Cycle 150 miles in a day

Top 10 in a cycle race

Unlikely:

Podium in a cycle race

Win a cycle race

Cycle 200 miles in a day

Fuck sake Neville, you made Sky worth watching.

Bet sky will hire ex Liverpool to be the new pundit.

I have my last house guests coming on Sunday morning, and that means that the new house cards will come down the following Friday. Christmas tree will then be going up on the 12th or 13th.

I think that's pretty good timing really - it's up for 18 days as I will take it down on the 31st or 1st.

When do the rest of you take your decorations down?